💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votos: 369 4.6%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votos: 7,614 95.4%

  • Total de votantes
    7,983
I enjoy the insinuation that Molestiny is controlling h3, because it implies that a) molestiny is psychotic and manipulative enough to even attempt something like that and b) ethan is retarded enough to fall for it. and both are so believable that they might as well be true.
I think it’s more that they’re teaming up, than it is he’s controlling him. They’re just really similar pieces of shit.
I hope Trump deports this Turkroach back to his terrorist shithole.
Unfortunately he was born here, so best we can hope for is he and Ethan kill each other and finally do some good for the world.
 
I think it’s more that they’re teaming up, than it is he’s controlling him. They’re just really similar pieces of shit.

Unfortunately he was born here, so best we can hope for is he and Ethan kill each other and finally do some good for the world.
Trump isn't big on obeying the law and this is one case where I hope he just ignores the law and does it anyway.
 
I agree they should have guns on them just because they live in a shithole like LA but being afraid to go out of their houses in fear of a "terrorist attack" is a bit much and reducing their content output for that same threat sounds fucking retarded. I don't think any of Hasan's spergs and ball lickers pose a direct threat to his and his family's lives.
The content output reduction because of "safety" is absolutely untrue. Ethan talked about barely leaving the house long before October 7th, and the live shows were paused because of declining viewership. Hila's also been content making public appearances at things like the Teddy Fresh Sample Sale and will go along to podcasts she's not even involved in. Ethan very much subscribes to the "never let a good crisis go to waste" and will misrepresent and flat out lie whenever it suits him (for example, once again claiming Hila was "just a secretary" despite her having acknowledged going on a raid).

On that note, his attempts to frame Hasan's shitty little dig at Hila as stochastic terrorism seems to have fallen into "the boy who cried wolf", as his actual fans appeared to be pretty unmoved at this supposed threat on Hila's life.
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It's pretty telling that his actual remaining fans who watch his streams discuss watching the show in spite of his rants about all his haters, or specifically don't watch it live so they can find timestamps to skip over his ranting. The main concern appears to be cutting the show from 12 hours a week (plus member streams) to 4 hours a week (plus member streams) means Ethan will still spend over an hour on each show ranting about everyone he hates and consequently it will be the things they tune in for getting cut, as clearly Ethan does not have the discipline to constrain his ranting to these "VODs". This podcast apparently ended after he spent a while complaining how "weird" and "babyish" iDubbz was for blocking him and much of the H3 production staff, and then he announced he was cutting the show off to film another "VOD" on Denims and Caseytron. From the looks of it, the actual viewers don't care about their parasocial internet daddy's latest claim that he's supposedly living in fear for his life, even though he's already renamed the VOD to "Hasan Piker Put My Family In Danger... I Need Your Help To Stop This".

There's some speculation that this is all the result of an off-air intervention from the crew, who seem to have grown visibly uncomfortable with Ethan's rants. Ethan had been talking about making more shows with an aim to ultimately broadcast 5 days a week, so this significant drop in content is a bit of a u-turn. He does specifically say it was to prevent "burnout", which is not something he mentioned in the previous announcement.

After filming his next video he hopped back on Instagram Live and ranted some more.
 
I think he genuinely doesn't want to do a 3 hour show 4x a week anymore and is trying to frame it as Hasan's fanbase of shut in retards 16 year olds forced him to quit doing his show. I predict he will call it quits by the end of the year, at least for any kind of schedule of shows he has been doing for the past 5 years.

Then when people criticize him for quitting on his 10 employees, he'll just cite some mental health shit.
Not too far off, just took a little longer.

If the kick money doesn't end up being enough, he will be doing like 1 show a week eventually. With a skeleton crew of whichever ones are his biggest ass kissers and everyone else getting let go.
 
So Ethan made a video talking about how he fears for the safety of him and his family because of internet beef then later the same day decided to go live on insta and give a tour of his house? This is like when Keffals kept doxing himself while fleeing for his life lol

This is after using his kids in a Teddy Fresh ad after years of talking about how they don't post their kids to protect them. Another weird choice in the middle of a harassment campaign.
 
So Ethan made a video talking about how he fears for the safety of him and his family because of internet beef then later the same day decided to go live on insta and give a tour of his house? This is like when Keffals kept doxing himself while fleeing for his life lol

This is after using his kids in a Teddy Fresh ad after years of talking about how they don't post their kids to protect them. Another weird choice in the middle of a harassment campaign.
Victim blame much?
 
I will never understand how fans of people of Hassan, and also Ethan, can clap when they give “eat the rich speeches” while their idols are obscenely rich.

The average H3h3 and Hassan fan loves to ignore the hypocrisy if their idols for some reason. If there is one thing bith Hassan and Ethan, besides the hypocrisy, but have in common is that they are both textbook capitalist success stories, Hell Ethan and Hilda are literally living the American Dream.
 
Victim blame much?
yeah i 100% blame this nigger for not doing more to protect his children. none of this is worth exposing your children to danger. i can say this while not excusing any of the actions of people attacking him. "victim blame much?" nigga you sound like a college girl from a 2016 "sjw owned" video.

yes or no: would ethan klien's children be in less danger if his behavior online was different?

what is he accomplishing online that is so important that it warrants putting his family in the path of danger?
 
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Please tell me more about how showing the interior of your house is an invitation for people to come and murder your family.

That was what the reply was actually about, not whatever you are projecting into it.

"Putting family in the path of danger" = living a normal live and using social media and video platforms like millions of other families do also?
Nigga, if you expect the victim to change something that is perfectly normal for millions of other people, maybe the problem is not him in this instance.

No matter how much you dislike Ethan and his liberal retard opinions, that his alogs are this level of retarded that they do live ruination against him and his family has nothing to do with him showing his house. Every non-retarded person can figure out where Ethan lives within 5 minutes, thanks to the shitty US data privacy laws.

At the same time his detractors have been spreading the lie that his house is trashy, dirty and in unlivable condition for his children, so doing a tour of the same house as proof that it is perfectly fine, makes a lot of sense actually.
 
Please tell me more about how showing the interior of your house is an invitation for people to come and murder your family.

That was what the reply was actually about, not whatever you are projecting into it.

"Putting family in the path of danger" = living a normal live and using social media and video platforms like millions of other families do also?
Nigga, if you expect the victim to change something that is perfectly normal for millions of other people, maybe the problem is not him in this instance.

No matter how much you dislike Ethan and his liberal retard opinions, that his alogs are this level of retarded that they do live ruination against him and his family has nothing to do with him showing his house. Every non-retarded person can figure out where Ethan lives within 5 minutes, thanks to the shitty US data privacy laws.

At the same time his detractors have been spreading the lie that his house is trashy, dirty and in unlivable condition for his children, so doing a tour of the same house as proof that it is perfectly fine, makes a lot of sense actually.
would ethan klien's children be in less danger if his behavior online was different?

if you answer "no" to this i'd kindly invite you to kill yourself faggot
 
would ethan klien's children be in less danger if his behavior online was different?

if you answer "no" to this i'd kindly invite you to kill yourself faggot
So you are in favor of killing children because you got your feefees hurt by the big bad jew online?

I recommend you follow your own advice.
 
So you are in favor of killing children because you got your feefees hurt by the big bad jew online?

I recommend you follow your own advice.
you read that and concluded "this person is pro-child killing"? you are exactly the same as the old SJWs who would call people "pro-rape" if you suggested women take actions to protect themselves from attackers. here is a very simple flow chart for your very simple mind:
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to wit: kys
 
I will never understand how fans of people of Hassan, and also Ethan, can clap when they give “eat the rich speeches” while their idols are obscenely rich.
Ethan never really gave "eat the rich" speeches. Maybe he used to say some current year talking points back in the late 2010s, and nodded along with whatever Hasan said during Leftovers. But he's absolutely not taking an "eat the rich" stance. He's deliberately been showing off his watch collection, including wearing a $40k Rolex while lighting a cigar with money and bragging about how he's happy to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on lawyers. If anything, he's likely trying to appear wealthier than he actually is, if some of the things about Teddy Fresh and his flagging channel are to be believed.
Please tell me more about how showing the interior of your house is an invitation for people to come and murder your family.
The point is that Ethan is claiming he believes his family's lives are at risk and they're all constantly terrified. But he's very specifically not acting like someone in that situation. That's because Ethan is not actually scared for his or his family's lives and nor does he have any reason to be, but it suits him to craft a victim narrative as another means of attack against his imagined conspiracy theory network. Remember, Ethan has claimed that Hasan, iDubbz, Denims, Ana Kasparian, Taylor Lorenz, the snark subreddit, the staff of Reddit, the staff of Twitch (etc etc) are all secretly colluding together to bully him off the internet in an organised secret plot, when in fact he's just getting blowback from a) courting a leftist audience and then being insufficiently leftist (which he was warned about) and b) having a continual meltdown for the last two and a half years, alternating between picking fights and crying about it.
living a normal live and using social media and video platforms like millions of other families do also?
Ethan is not living a normal life and using social media like millions of other families do. While his channel is dying, he's still livestreaming to tens of thousands of people while being deliberately inflammatory and also saying stupid shit and powerlevelling. Would that excuse calling CPS on his children to fuck with him? No. Would that explain how CPS ended up getting called? Yes. Although the jury's still out on exactly who called CPS and if they were called to fuck with him, or if they got called because he gave the impression he lived in a dog shit strewn house, his children were getting sick from it and then someone legitimately got concerned about their welfare.
Having to specifically say "look how not covered in dog shit my house is" sums it up, because it's his own fault people thought his house was covered in dog shit, because him and his crew had specifically broadcast themselves at various points talking about how there was dog shit everywhere (albeit mostly in the studio).
 
In one of H33B's recent streams, he lamented about how slow and long it's taking for him to get a concealed carry license because California sucks. He wanted concealed carrying for him and his wife so they can protect themselves from crazed terrorist simps who watch turkroach streams and might take it the wrong way due to their subhuman IQ.
While I don't think this fat H33b has done anything to warrant this, isn't it ironic? He's the guy that cited every leftist lie about the NRA being literally the biggest lobby (not even in top 10) and a threat, he peddled anti-self-defence propaganda constantly. Now he understands the importance of keeping bear arms, huh? Does he still want NRA conferences to be bombed?

It took a psychotic terrorist roach trying to dog whistle the murder of his wife for him to realise the importance of gun ownership.

At the end of the day, better now than never. H33B is probably waking up. He's still gonna be a troon pronoun respecting liberal but at least he'll be one with guns and hopefully in favour of gun rights.
(I know a gun totting lib who used to be against the second amendment. He was mugged by a nigger and then robbed.)
 
ecause it's his own fault people thought his house was covered in dog shit, because him and his crew had specifically broadcast themselves at various points talking about how there was dog shit everywhere
Just FYI, you are spreading something that is factually untrue.
This was spread by Denims and Badempenada, but was never actually said in that manner by anyone on any stream.

Ethan speculated that his child might have gotten sick, because kids lick the ground or objects that might be dirty. He clarifies in another episode that none of them actually had that illness he was afraid they might have caught. The narrative that the house was full of dogshit and that he lets the dogs shit on the floor inside the house is entirely made up by the same people who then used their own fiction to call CPS on him.

The fact that you repeat the garbage shows where you stand on the topic of life-ruination.


While I don't think this fat H33b has done anything to warrant this, isn't it ironic? He's the guy that cited every leftist lie about the NRA being literally the biggest lobby (not even in top 10) and a threat, he peddled anti-self-defence propaganda constantly. Now he understands the importance of keeping bear arms, huh?
Idealistic goals to live in a word without violence work until you need violence to defend your family.
Realism is a harsh mistress.

TBH, he should likely move to another state, bible belt rural town would likely be perfect to raise kids, instead of the California hellscape. Or another country all together where the gun violence issue does not exist.
 
Would that excuse calling CPS on his children to fuck with him?
You went from "cps calls were from legitimately concerned people who didn't understand a fairly common disease" to "it's not excusable". That's progress.
Hopefully you can drop the skull H33B Teddy Fresh Reddit cope next. I refuse to believe a Jew would spend $1000+ on a couple real yet ugly skulls when the best quality artisan ones are a few hundred, and they look nicer. (Or ones of Palestinian children can be found in Gaza for free, thanks to American tax money being turned into missils.)
You can criticise him like I just did without invoking retarded Reddit snark scum logic.
 
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