Shuma-Gorath
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Wow he's so jacked, he looks like a bodybuilder!
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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EmmiCake
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hi everyone, im new to kiwifarms. i was getting a lot of traffic so searched my name and dsp, this place came up
theres been a bit of confusion and i completely understand why. for the record, i dont necessarily consider myself a detractor, but hating phil (through memology, kino casino, snort hogan etc) has been a fun passtime for me recently and i figured itd be funny to try and get a rise out of him with my superchat. it didnt work and i definitely do feel stupid LOL
i absolutely wont be doing it again and apologise for the large dono, theres just a text limit that scales per £5 ;(
theres been a bit of confusion and i completely understand why. for the record, i dont necessarily consider myself a detractor, but hating phil (through memology, kino casino, snort hogan etc) has been a fun passtime for me recently and i figured itd be funny to try and get a rise out of him with my superchat. it didnt work and i definitely do feel stupid LOL
i absolutely wont be doing it again and apologise for the large dono, theres just a text limit that scales per £5 ;(
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Phil going with a Hulk Hogan haircut would be an improvement.
EmmiCake
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does anybody here have any advice for trolling phil aside from giving him money? ive recieved a lot of messages and completely get how i messed up, but still want to troll if i can 
is there anything you can say in chat thatll get a rise out of him? i dont mind getting banned, lol
is there anything you can say in chat thatll get a rise out of him? i dont mind getting banned, lol
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You should donate more. At least $1000 otherwise Phil's fans will go after you. Their ring leader is called derish.
EmmiCake
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lol, THE WHEELCHAIR ARMY COMETH
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dumb cunt lmao
shekelshoah666
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Dumb move, but at least you admit it was stupid, so I won't attack you for what it's worth. Welcome to the Farms, and try not to attention-seek via dentractor donos.
Dave'sWeakestDent
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What a weird way to announce that you're a fucking retarded faggot.
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How could he change if nobody ever told him he was doing alotta things wrong dood!
If Machinima had done their homework they would have realized the vast majority of the FGC couldn't stand him and wouldn't have even suggested he try and become a commentator in the first place.
I reckon they were probably aware of it and were simply trying to get him to engage in some brainstorming (lol) to try and expand the narrow scope of the 6 hours of daily spammed khantent he would call a business. They greatly over-estimated his work ethic and reassured themselves thusly:
This faggot won't really be content to just sit here doing this for the rest of his life.. will he?
Even a decade later out of pure desperation when he finally took a leap and started doing stuff with Casino he contributed almost nothing to that show at all. It's insane how limited he is and how blunt all his tools are in a job where you're supposed to be the entertainment.
One of the few ways I could imagine him rebranding now would be if he dropped gayming and focused instead on going on a fitness journey where he works out on stream. Some exercise would do wonders for this lazy sack of shit's mental and physical health. He'd retain detractors laughing at how weak he is while trying to actually improve even one aspect of his life for the first time in 20 odd years. He could even buy all the gear and do it from the ahffice since we know he fears all there is beyond the front door. As long as he pays someone to build it for him ahbviously.
Of course this will never happen either since it requires effort and that's why the only redemption arc we'll ever see will be in AI videos. Plus my pet theory that his physical degradation has ramped up so much recently that this year's ongoing list of abandoned playthroughs are a result of his declining motor skills and his week off had him under observation in hospital after he took a spill into the garage's mound of empty food containers and pressed his panic button.
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That's because you are. Your lack of correct capitalization and punctuation is frowned upon. No one here will find you cute or quirky. As a female-style detractor, you embarrass me and make us all look retarded.
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Translation: "I touched the shit and now my hands are covered in shit. Please get this shit off my hands."
EmmiCake
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dont worry, ive learnt my lesson. thanks for the warm welcome!
johnkimble123
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Just a reminder for any tourists…
You can get the same reaction from Phil with a username or a Q&A question (the literal thing he does 2x a day, 6 days a week, 52 weeks a year). Even if he doesn’t read what you say out loud, when he’s tip scanning or scanning chat for one positive message, he will see what you say.
The only thing this piece of shit cares about is money. If somebody paid up front for Phil to shit talk his wife he would consider it.
There is literally no other streamer in the world who talks about their income on a daily basis more than Phil Burnell. Stock tip YouTubers don’t. Cam girls don’t. Other beggars don’t.
Anything you do to Phil that generates income for him is a negative because there is nothing this man child cares more about than making money by doing less.
You can get the same reaction from Phil with a username or a Q&A question (the literal thing he does 2x a day, 6 days a week, 52 weeks a year). Even if he doesn’t read what you say out loud, when he’s tip scanning or scanning chat for one positive message, he will see what you say.
The only thing this piece of shit cares about is money. If somebody paid up front for Phil to shit talk his wife he would consider it.
There is literally no other streamer in the world who talks about their income on a daily basis more than Phil Burnell. Stock tip YouTubers don’t. Cam girls don’t. Other beggars don’t.
Anything you do to Phil that generates income for him is a negative because there is nothing this man child cares more about than making money by doing less.
A Piece of Coal
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You’re either a troll account or a legitimate retard. Either way, you’re fucking pathetic and your life is worth less than nothing.
But if you must, donate to Phil for Mario Kart World. He really loves that game.
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Man its so telling when there isn't a restream from WPIG or Tevin on Youtube. NOBODY is watching this fag.
You guys are gonna turn this bitch into a dent if you aren't careful. Ease up lads.
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- 1 de Mayo, 2022
Phail doesn't want beggars using money for "immoral" uses, but giving him money is different.
It goes toward shitty jpgs of sweaty men.
It goes toward shitty jpgs of sweaty men.
DerelictOnion
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- 8 de Ago, 2018
Amazing. There could have been a slight improvement though - DSP and LTG posing for the camera while doing the trademark Viscant/LTG stare only to immediately start laughing and patting each other's shoulders.
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Imagine how much time he'd save if he actually automated the leaderboard lol