💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Israel's Top Guy]

Please go back to Reddit where you can moderate as much as your black Christkiller heart desires

Im a follower of Christ unlike your parasocial father, but thanks Im good in the lolcow thread making fun of the lolcow. Perhaps youd be more at home at r/fishtank?

 

[Noble Redditor]

Now that I think about this Israel fag is exactly the same as PeggyBigCock. It's verbatim the same posts and rhetoric. She was a huge Sam Hyde fan and an admitted paynig who knew all the lore and consumed all of his content. She showed up in this thread very aggressively, screeching about Marky and e-daddies and that all Sam Hyde fans are parasocial etc etc. She just continuously kept making the thread all about her, over and over. Any time someone posted something that didn't involve her she'd say "see how they have to deflect from engaging with me!!" Shits gay.

Remember retards, you don't have to respond to every post.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Now that I think about this Israel fag is exactly the same as PeggyBigCock. It's verbatim the same posts and rhetoric. She was a huge Sam Hyde fan and an admitted paynig who knew all the lore and consumed all of his content. She showed up in this thread very aggressively, screeching about Marky and e-daddies and that all Sam Hyde fans are parasocial etc etc. She just continuously kept making the thread all about her, over and over. Any time someone posted something that didn't involve her she'd say "see how they have to deflect from engaging with me!!" Shits gay.

Remember retards, you don't have to respond to every post.

Maybe more than one person can just see you for who you are? Or maybe I *am* PeggyBigCock! It still does not make sam hyde your real father. You could ignore my points at any time and move on, yet you keep seething and coping about me. You are making the thread about me, while I have been quite consistent in redirecting the lolcow sam hyde thread to focus on the lolcow sam hyde.

Remember retards, you dont have to do free PR for sam.

 

[Lagomorph Guy]

Why is nobody talking about his new shitty Trotsky episode, are you niggers more interested in retard fights than the actual topic of the thread?

No it's because the Sam Hyde Show sucks ass lol.

 

[funyunsfunyunsfunyuns]

No it's because the Sam Hyde Show sucks ass lol.

It really sucks. I like Sam but i fucking hate all that Hydewars shit, just go back to making funny face saar

 

[Noble Redditor]

It really sucks. I like Sam but i fucking hate all that Hydewars shit, just go back to making funny face saar

Hyde Wars had its moments but it's been overdone at this point.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

He doesn't even take his own advice which makes him a bitch

 

[cumster]

Tl;dr on the episode (only watched the last quarter):
Basically nothing but shallow ramblings about some reddit post, Sam keeps repeating the same shit which can be summarised as: "You aren't as gifted as you think you are, stop being a bitch."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wgj3U5JhGcc

the black conspiracies one was funny but this one... ehh, lame
he should just stick to comedy, he can be funny, unless he leans into his "im so angry" roid shtick, which at this point he's overdone to the point where it feels like he's super insecure about his own sense of masculinity

 

[raisinlove]

Sam said he wanted the Sam Hyde Show to be an art bell c2c am type thing. I think they recorded a bunch of these at once to get the super wide camera set up down and are working on something more focused for it

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

You not knowing who BB King is doesn't make him any less famous or historically relevant.

Not a rock musician.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Hyde Wars had its moments but it's been overdone at this point.

At the very least, the infrequency of hydewars uploads meant that sam would talk about a subject out of passion. This dear elon musk version of hydewars has really felt like the "what do we got" bottom of the barrel topics.

I also think sam is a much better Philosophy Guy when hes alone and theres no one else to bounce off of (not that I dont like Luke!). KSTV1 has some of his best musings and its the first time I could ever recall anyone talking shit about single mothers. Great stuff

 

[funyunsfunyunsfunyuns]

Sam said he wanted the Sam Hyde Show to be an art bell c2c am type thing. I think they recorded a bunch of these at once to get the super wide camera set up down and are working on something more focused for it

Cool. It is still stuff that i'll not be watching cause it is just him ranting about stuff he HATES, cause that is what Christ and really masculine men do in every video: whine about stuff.
Sam is at his best when he's just being silly and making jokes, that's why his peak was probably the mirror videos.

 

[Chev Chelios]

Anyone got these?

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

Now imagine if there was an entire genre of music with all those production techniques, recording processes, and instruments, and the music itself had no debt to outdated farm equipment. It would seem like the perfect candidate for a style of music for white advocates to rally around instead of needing to add caveats every time the Beatles are mentioned.

oh you mean Jazz?

 

[mister fireworks]

Cool. It is still stuff that i'll not be watching cause it is just him ranting about stuff he HATES, cause that is what Christ and really masculine men do in every video: whine about stuff.
Sam is at his best when he's just being silly and making jokes, that's why his peak was probably the mirror videos.

uhhhh actually cattily sniping about how bad Lena Dunham is gonna look once she starts taking ozempic is extremely masculine. at least he is still working the irony angle by critiquing over the hill celebrities who have drastically altered their bodies with drugs.

 

[raisinlove]

Anyone got these?
Ver archivo adjunto 7713742

What are you poor?

 

[Queesechake]

No it's because the Sam Hyde Show sucks ass lol.

He could make it good but all he does is read a gay script that Jay Dyer writes him.

 

[Chev Chelios]

What are you poor?

My biannual MDE.tv payment of $600 is coming up and I need to make sure there is money still in my account.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Not a rock musician.

Nitpicking between blues, rock, and blues rock is about as productive as trying to figure out if Schubert belonged to the classical or romantic eras. And even so, Muddy Waters and Howlin Wolf still exist.

 

[BullfrogBill]

You can look at the Marky section in the Sam Hyde OP in the prospering grounds. If you want a detailed explanation on the Marky allegations.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/wip-op...mode-wigger-the-candyman.208676/post-20248001

It’s fine if people don’t want to discuss Marky because it’s been discussed to death but the handful of people in this thread who think that it’s fake are just straight up coping.

Yes I'm sure Lidl Drip is a very reliable narrator about the Marky shit, she's very well known as being reliable on such matters.

After reading through it I can say that there's absolutely no proof here at all. It's literally pure autism and BPD, I expected no less from having the BP hole herself write the OP on Sam Hyde. It's literally just Discord and 4Chan screenshots, fake and gay as hell.

My favorite part about the Marky shit is the people taking Sam Hyde's Boston Ross video dead seriously just like the rest of the "MARKY E-DADDY!" fags did with Nick recently. How you people can spend so much time watching Sam Hyde's content and yet have no clue that he's making comedy videos and talking out of his ass is beyond me. It's the most unbelievable thing about this and genuinely one of the most autistic phenomena I've seen on this site. If you really want people to believe this Marky shit and take that OP seriously it would be a great idea to remove the Boston Ross shit from the OP entirely for a good start lmao