🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Dyno]

claudio rapes cats claudio kill yourself

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

i know that cat—ACK! *Gets mauled by a bear sent by God*

I*

Still waiting for evidence.

claudio r—ACK! *Gets killed by a brick to the face*

If you were legally unable to be anonymous, you wouldn't be able to say this. Just saying.

 

[Soycast II]

No, no you won't. You'll die at the hands of a criminal and you'll loge every second of it.

No I won’t. Kill yourself cat rapist.

You already look one step away from resembling a femboy. So no.

You wish. Kill yourself zoophile.

Claudio,*

Don’t correct my language. Kill yourself pedophile.

If you were legally unable to be anonymous, you wouldn't be able to say this.

But I’m not anonymous and I say it.

 

[Dyno]

If you were legally unable to be anonymous,

cant touch me claudio, sorry. you did touch a cat though, kill yourself zoophile

 

[Man In A Dress]

I can't hear you with the thought of you choking in your own blood, buddy. I'm sure the liquid will lubricate your trachea though.

Did that hurt Claudio? Does it sting when you think about the fact that life is only getting worse for you?

 

[Dyno]

i know you've cried yourself to sleep some nights claudio, no thats not a lucky guess, i know you hate your life, you should kill yourself

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Spark?

This is the last time I ever reply to you.

Sparkletor 2.0 "dies" from rioters, "water poisioning," the plague, being shot by the FBI, and "falling down a manhole that jew left open by accident"

 

[Po's Cootah]

You are Brazilian.

There is a whole song which is fitting for my reply.

Not only does Claudio not read a sentence before immediately writing about how he believes said user should die, but some of the proposed deaths range from sadistic to cartoonish:

Spoiler: Claudio's predictions on how some users will die

Goycast Guy "dies" from being hammered by the claw side of a claw hammer, having his eyes pecked out by crows, and accidental droning by Isreali forces:
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Man In A Dress "dies" by Claudio's medical malpractice:
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Po's Cootah "dies" from being stabbed to death by Brazilian gang members:
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chrisc "dies" from alcohol poisoning and being shot for racist reasons:
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Sparkletor 2.0 "dies" from rioters, "water poisioning," the plague, being shot by the FBI, and "falling down a manhole that jew left open by accident"
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Sludgeholden "dies" from a shovel to the head
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True Boss of the Gym "dies" from a heart attack
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Xev "dies" by being boiled to death in sulfur
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And this is all from the page 384. If Claudio spent this energy coming up with "creative" ways for the hecklers to die on his manifesto, it would have been published by July 10th, but alas.

Dude is straight up Mexican Nate Spidgewood. I can do this stupid ass roleplay too.

No, no you won't. Yo-- ACK! *dies by getting waterboarded by Mexican drug dealers*

 

[Balanced Boomer]

If you guys ever stop responding to Claudio he'll probably shrivel up and die.

 

[Man In A Dress]

If you guys ever stop responding to Claudio he'll probably shrivel up and die.

It's sweet in a way. We are what keeps him breathing and seething.

 

[Dyno]

It's sweet in a way. We are what keeps him breathing and seething.

no fuckin' joke intended, this thread is probably the only social interaction he has all day

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Maybe his real friends were the people who called him nigger along the way. Except me. I'm not your friend, nigger.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

I personally doubt a guy that rapes cats to death has friends, especially in a place like Mexico.

 

[Tablet County]

I've been gone for about a month and he's still going.
Please go and make IRL friends, Claudio. Join a cartel or something.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

So. How's the religious grift going? @DoNotFeedTheSneed

Because, let me remind you, no one is coming here to save you HERE. Only when you die, and if you are actually worthy, He'll save you. No pressure! @DoNotFeedTheSneed

 

[Tablet County]

Because, let me remind you, no one is coming here to save you HERE. Only when you die, and if you are actually worthy, He'll save you. No pressure! @DoNotFeedTheSneed

Thank god (figure of speech) I don't subscribe to ancient Kike nonsense tempered by Platonism.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Before I ASK YOU something very important, let's play a game!

It's called Guess Claudio's Stance!

Get ready!

Does Claudio support Homosexual Marriage?

Did you read it? Good.

Because if you thought YES...

You would be very wrong!

It's a massive

NO

 

[Tablet County]

Before I ASK YOU something very important, let's play a game!

It's called Guess Claudio's Stance!

Get ready!

Does Claudio support Homosexual Marriage?

Did you read it? Good.

Because if you thought YES...

You would be very wrong!

It's a massive

NO

Nobody cares Claudio. We're only making fun of you because you keep obsessing. You're like Frasier but without any class and actually gay.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Thank god (figure of speech) I don't subscribe to ancient Kike nonsense tempered by Platonism.

Hm. It appears you are one of those guys. Unsurprising, really.

I understand my mom is too empathetic and emotional for what I told her today, but she doesnt seem to comprehend this:

People like you going to Hell is a win for everyone in this planet. Not only christians. A soul is only "lost" in the way we failed helping the person.

But you cant fucking help someone who doesn't want to be helped! Therefore...

Free will always had a price! But...

Here is a secret!

People like @Tablet County are more likely to suffer depression and fully undergo self harm! Why? Because they don't worry about the consequences of their actions beyond their bodies. I mean, think about it.

Who the flying FUCK gave you the right to kill yourself, or harm yourself? Your body might have been made by the seed from your father, and the zygote of your mother.

But your soul? It's not yours, buddy.

Spoiler

 

[Dyno]

But you cant fucking help someone who doesn't want to be helped! Therefore...

kill yourself zoophile nobody wants to help you