💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[N1bbaN3rd]

Did his provide-- Ahem, parents came knocking at one point and told him to tone it down ?

Nick's parents have been absent for most of his life.
I doubt they're going to buck that trend now.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Nick's parents have been absent for most of his life.
I doubt they're going to buck that trend now.

Well, it seems like they don’t care how their dime is being spent then...How peculiar.

 

[Steve Seagull]

With a father modeling a work ethic like that and a mother pilled out in bed all day, it’s remarkable those kids even make it out the door to their extracurriculars. I guess it helps that their home life is a hell to be fled as often as possible.

He clearly hates spending any (real quality) time with his kids, and he gets to be even more of a degenerate when they’re not around so the only reason they’re ever “allowed” to go anywhere is for his own convenience.

With how flimsy his work ethic is, I actually had to google the definition of “gainful employment.” Honestly, it’s hard to say what’s doing less... Nick himself, or the supposed benefits he’s getting from it.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

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Mans fr for on God do be gazing upon untold mysteries mankind was never meant to see.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Well, it seems like they don’t care how their dime is being spent then...How peculiar.

You forget that Nick's parents are, and may Allah forgive me for saying this, Boomers.
Boomers do not give a shit about anything outside of their own selfish needs and wants.

 

[Nova902]

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Real busy life Nick has, taking “naps” at 2 AM and unable to make solid plans for half a day ahead. “I might work for a couple hours later today, but we’ll see how I feel.”

Probation wants him to keep gainful employment...23 Days until Jail and zero of 80 hours of community service completed.

 

[not william stenchever]

Der Ring des Balldongen

I feel stupid for not coming up with that one, the pieces were right in front of me all along.

 

[northstar747]

Probation wants him to keep gainful employment...23 Days until Jail and zero of 80 hours of community service completed.

I feel that nicks employment should not count being a streamer.

the judge shoulda made him do shit like this

https://www.wyndy.com/nanny-jobs/spicer-mn/details-10000459282

https://www.simplyhired.com/job/nPxJRTjTXmnuUb4sFDkcML5DzvBMfNf-klnYoPvRos01gPpfo4SZgQ

https://www.simplyhired.com/job/FxqAu1U5PYnh5Oxr06Emx8338X0KsDfJ7ivwStB8wZoIGcoFzj2qLA

AKA a salried job, not e begging or busking when ever he feels like.

Hmmm maybe if nick was forced to stream under his texas company, and the company has some structure like a manger or fiduciary that makes nick have a producer who forces him to do that thing what ever that is.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

I feel that nicks employment should not count being a streamer.

the judge shoulda made him do shit like this

https://www.wyndy.com/nanny-jobs/spicer-mn/details-10000459282

Nick should not be allowed anywhere near children, not even his own.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick should not be allowed anywhere near children, not even his own.

This is the one thing Nick is safe of, because he even hates his own kids and would gladly get rid of them if he could do so legally without looking bad.

The man's type is coke whores he can watch get fucked by other men and who go to tattoo conventions with him.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Real busy life Nick has, taking “naps” at 2 AM and unable to make solid plans for half a day ahead. “I might work for a couple hours later today, but we’ll see how I feel.”

That fried egg looks like shit.

 

[northstar747]

Nick should not be allowed anywhere near children, not even his own.

psst nick has five kids he could easily handle two kids. he d come out ahead with more cocain

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick whose new BFF is a literal pedophile. He’s laughing at those parents and their kid(s).

Never change, you fat piece of cuck shit.

Like a month ago Nick was justifying why Melton saying how Aaron's daughter has a cupholder was totally OK because Aaron accidentally made a double entendre about her when talking about buying her socks

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Probation wants him to keep gainful employment...23 Days until Jail and zero of 80 hours of community service completed.

Show those terms in his probation agreement. Until then, this is ranks speculation as to his employment requirements.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Joked about cross dressing with Cody (didn't sound totally like a joke)

Oh yeah that troon arc is coming along nicely. Just always starts with jokes and how funny and weird it would be to ease into it. Kind of like how Finnster used to do it… as a joke you know.

 

[Swole McPole]

That fried egg looks like shit.

Was it not supposed to be a self-portrait? I thought he'd managed to capture a really strong soyjack likeness.

The egg is definitely displaying Rekieta's ennui, the enormous bulging yokes depict his pupils after large doses of cocaine.

Also, Nick looks like shit. That's another point in it's favour'

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

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Oh that is a nice reference to this advertisment about brains on drugs...What do you mean "That’s not the case"...
Are you sure ?

 

[Sneed Force One]

That fried egg looks like shit.

I'm surprised it is a simple fried egg. What happened to his usual crème de la creme? I expected Japanese Tamago Sushi with Uni and Gold Leaf.

The death of viewership must be hitting the 25k snack budget hard.

 

[daffodils]

Preview of the exciting content ahead
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[DiabeticSydePhil]

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Reminder that Nick believes he could be a stand up comedian and this is the material he's working with.