🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[unclephilly]

Could this cough be the beginning of his 3rd puberty? Will he have Second Life smoker voice after this?

 

[Slav Power]

Hungie Hungie

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

Gamers!
Status report!

Raping MALD like always SIR!​

 

[Esope]

Gamers!
Status report!

something happened !

 

[VF-1J Armored Valkyrie]

Nah, covid's still around it's just not a death plague like the cultists on X say.

They have actual treatments for severe cases now beyond hooking up a ventilator and rooting for your T-cells. If Mald is gonna kick it, its not gonna be the coof. Sadly, that'd be funny.

 

[Shekel Puff]

Just minutes away. I hope he malds about it.

He won't. He's going to "urgent care" because of a "severe coughing that won't stop" whatever that means. Which is a convenient excuse to dip for a while from socials. I don't know how severe a cough could be to make me go to urgent care, fucking hell. Unless I am literally coughing my lungs out and can't breathe (which would probably just make me call an ambulance) I don't see why I wouldn't just schedule an appointment with just a regular internist if I would be concerned about a cough.

 

[Disc]

IT'S JUST A REGULAR FUCKING COLD.

Perfectly in keeping with his usual style of lies. Give it two weeks and it'll be the reborn black death.

Just posting up an assortment of cool-looking/funny milestones we hit on the way.

 

[Bulgarian Lives Matter]

It's been an absolute blast reading through this the last couple of days, reading up on Maldavius' faggotry. I remember seeing him on YouTube shorts a while ago, and even then he sounded like a complete jackass. Also didn't expect that SKG would reach one million this soon already, but it's such a welcome surprise. Mald has been thoroughly truthnuked into orbit, and there's still almost a month of this to go. This is in the bag.

Too bad my country didn't manage to reach 100% before the goal (still at 88%, almost bottom of the list. At least we're not fake countries like Luxembourg or Malta). Hopefully there's enough BulgARYAN gamers out there that can help reach it anyway. I already did my part days ago when I first heard about this.

In the words of the great fence-sitter, buddy of Mald and sucker of Hasan's Piker:

0:03

 

[Internet-Denizen]

If you'd told me a week and a half ago that Mald would get his entire ass eaten by the biggest content creators and that SKG would pass as a result...

Miracles can happen!

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

something happened !

This...
This can't be...

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

IT'S JUST A REGULAR FUCKING COLD.

He's priming another lie down the road. He's used the "sick" excuse before to justify not working on his game for months. I bet he's not going to even get his July update out, and use everything going on as a reason for it. I'd go so far as to say Heartbound is about to have another long drought of content.

 

[VF-1J Armored Valkyrie]

So proud of the eurobros this 4th of July, brings a spark to my cold dead burgermutt heart. Go. Go with the good will of all gamers.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Snapshot of Mald shortly after his "covid" announcement.

 

[BigPeanut]

This faggot uses a classroom analogy to complain about government regulation, because he's probably fucking a minor (and a ferret)

FTFY.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

We only need 6,000 more signatures to get Malding Faggot to lose his shit. Come on Euros, sign the damn petition. I need to see this Blizzard nepo-baby seethe.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

Mald’s unironically shaping up to have one of the largest downfalls in a year of any cow on the site.

Other cows have fallen further, much, much further, yet those guys weren’t starting out as one of the top streamers on Twitch and ending up as an internationally hated laughingstock over EU laws, this is… unique.

Literally from losing his Hype Train crown the first week of the year into the WOW mana gem roaching immediately after, it’s been a year of Ls.

 

[suckfest]

I remember when this thread had only 2 or 3k replies. This is so satisfying.

 

[Necrosan]

I still can't believe the shot heard around the world was a "eat my ass".

 

[TV's Adam West]

WE'RE GONNA KEEP WINNING
WE'RE GETTING SO MUCH SUPPORT, IT'S OVERLOADING THE SITE

 

[Butwhythough2]

After the petition gets enough signatures, mald will probably change the diagnosis from covid to Aids just to avoid doing anything productive.