🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[dustnight]

>70k yesterday was an all-time high
>go to sleep
>wake up
>almost 80k already cleared in 9 hours
Ross is within a 2, maybe a 3 hour drive of me and 100% beaming with excitement and glee.
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It just hit 83k!

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

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Is Jason self-aware enough to realize most of his fanbase is braindead? If so, do you think it bothers him? The discord is just so grim.
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Reminder that Mald says that any government intervention is bad when it comes to video games (unless that government is located in west Taiwan).
But a youtuber saying someone is misrepresenting stuff and is kind of a dickhead? Get the government to rape them financially.

Also Josh Strife Hayes gave the most low level critique of Mald. He spent like 10 minutes saying that Jason was subject to intense ire and that can be very psychologically damaging, remember he is human, attack the idea not the man etc. etc. The fact these creatures think he should face damages because he dared to speak ill of his holiness is fucking insane, literally.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

If in Europe, you'd get sued by whichever govt you used to make the fake signatures, and get anywhere from either hefty fines, or even 6 months to multiple years in prison, depending on the amplitude of the fraud.

Outside of it, it depends on how friendly the government is, but I assume the US will not have an issue allowing Europe to fine individual citizens for democratic interference.

Almost definitely a travel and business ban, though.

Article 12
Verification and certification of statements of support by the Member States:

https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A02019R0788-20240502

“Each Member State shall be responsible for the verification and certification of statements of support signed by its nationals, irrespective of the Member State in which those statements were collected and irrespective of whether the statements were collected online or in paper form.”
— Regulation (EU) 2019/788, Article 12(1)

The EU Anti-Fraud Office (OLAF):

https://commission.europa.eu/about/departments-and-executive-agencies/european-anti-fraud-office_en

“OLAF investigates fraud against the EU budget, corruption and serious misconduct within the European institutions, and develops anti-fraud policy for the European Commission.”
— European Commission, OLAF Overview

More info on coordination between OLAF and Interpol:

https://www.europarl.europa.eu/factsheets/en/sheet/32/combating-fraud-and-protecting-the-eu-s-financial-interests

“OLAF cooperates closely with national authorities and with international organisations such as Interpol, Europol, the World Bank and the European Public Prosecutor’s Office (EPPO).”
— European Parliament Factsheet on Fraud

 

[HalHalliday]

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

The play now is to keep pushing the initiative until the final hour that it is up, even after the threshold is reached.
It will put more pressure for them to actually do something, and more importantly it will make sure no gayops bullshit can derail it.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

WHY DO THESE RETARDS BELIEVE SHIT LIKE THIS???

Who ever said shit about trying to kill games? Holy fuck are these people huffing paint? Is it galaxy gas that's causing this shit? This is like legit brain damage take.

 

[Lie Eater]

Sued for what exactly? They're perfectly entitled to support new industry standards and call Mald a smug Nepo baby. Even in Britistan and Europoor that is allowed.

You will find people that never fully developed into mature adults adhere the most to rules and laws as a means of bragging about intelligence. (so maldie fans) That is there absolute best when trying so their go to whenever they face direct opposition on such a massive scale is that it must be unfair so much against them or whatever side they take -- That it must be illegal. You can anecdotally prove this if you think about any job you have held and the types of people that were overly rude and stupid were always the most likely to enforce rules against clients/customers instead of just making their job easy or being kind. All of these things we can see a lot in lolcows whenever they try to crush for control as much as possible and always seem to misinterpret other viewpoints on basic shit and then turn around to use that as an excuse to treat their fans or the little guy on the receiving end like a subhuman.

I look forward so much to the fallout of mald doubling down yet again and most likely making a statement like "See it doesn't matter if you hate me with all this unwanted mobbing it changes nothing." while he bleeds subscribers even more and pretends that everything is ok like he has always done.

 

[babadook]

If SKG reaches the goal those ferrets will be raped extra hard that night

 

[Shekel Puff]

Okay, so a couple of days ago when Ross posted the "End of SKG" video I wrote this:

Man, I'm not watching this. I love Ross and his content, but this shit will just make me depressed probably.

Holy shit, it is so good to see how the tables have turned now. Back then I felt really bad for Ross (whose precious smile must be protected at all costs) and I was very pissed at Mald for being a complete dickwad.
Right now you know what this whole thing reminds me of? This whole "everyone on the internet gangs up on one asshole for being a dick to a good guy" situation? I kept thinking and thinking why this thing feels so similar, like I've seen it before already.

Do you remember "The New Guy"?

This feels SO SIMILAR (albeit in much larger scale) how everyone decided to dunk on one asshole to (indirectly and/or directly) protect a chill guy, who everyone loves and believes is getting attacked unjustly.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

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WHY DO THESE RETARDS BELIEVE SHIT LIKE THIS???

Who ever said shit about trying to kill games? Holy fuck are these people huffing paint? Is it galaxy gas that's causing this shit? This is like legit brain damage take.

Tbf I have heard some jokes along the lines of "you are telling me that this will stop companies from making live service slop, great!" but they are clearly jokes.

also lucky for them there are people that are smarter and have skills/knowledge that's beyond them. "Right now, I'm trying to imagine how you would make a motherboard... welp guess it's impossible."

 

[Atomic Ant]

A few years back I was playing the Riot card game "Legends of Runeterra" (dont judge it was really good and had a pricing model that actually respected the customer) and one of the better content creators for that game I found was a youtuber named 'Grapplr'

I havent played Runeterra in years now but youtube recently saw fit to recommend me a video of his again:

5 months ago! Homeboy was calling fagtree out well before it was cool. Grapplrchads eating good tonight.

As an aside, the game hes playing (Outer Wilds) is really fantastic, if you havent played it and you think you might, dont even watch this video just go play Outer Wilds, it's a sort of puzzle/exploration game that you can only really experience once. That said, it's not particularly difficult. You would have to be an actual retard to need to rely on google for solutions. However, an actual retard is exactly what we're dealing with here.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Sued for what exactly? They're perfectly entitled to support new industry standards and call Mald a smug Nepo baby. Even in Britistan and Europoor that is allowed.

Honestly it'd be stretch but I assume libel / defamation insofar as the litigant can prove substantial loss of income if they're a US citizen. It's more lax in the EU where financial loss isn't factored as heavily. In Japan you can sue someone for basically dishonoring you which is pretty cool.

The play now is to keep pushing the initiative until the final hour that it is up, even after the threshold is reached.
It will put more pressure for them to actually do something, and more importantly it will make sure no gayops bullshit can derail it.

There is no play. FLOOD THE PETITION LEGITIMATELY AND SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE. MAKE THE PUBLISHERS KNEEL AND KISS THE RING. One million signatures is just a condition for it to be considered. More will send a message.

 

[SFINAE]

Wait, I just realized that I can also sign it, because I was granted an ID number and am a resident of an EU country. brb, kek

I'm kinda curious about this one, Do you have to actually have full citizenship (own a passport) to sign or is long-term residency (e.g. for work/study) also valid? Could boost numbers if latter.

 

[Tuna Sandwich]

Holy shit, it's only 10:30 am and already over 31k signatures today

 

[Hooked on phobics]

WHY DO THESE RETARDS BELIEVE SHIT LIKE THIS???

I think part of it is a psychological protection shit.

Basically to admit they are wrong is to admit they were stupid faggots ACTIVELY hurting gamers for all other gamers and too stupid to understand something, so its easier to double down believing BS, since if you acknowledge how shit you are, you want to kill yourself.

Basically mald fans are the trannies of gaming.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Wait, I just realized that I can also sign it, because I was granted an ID number and am a resident of an EU country. brb, kek

I am fucking retarded I just realised I can too, and my siblings and father.

I also just realised I've got tri-citizenship. Cool.

 

[Foltest]

On twitter, I am seeing so many people using the hashtag.
All from normies, youtubers, game studios etc etc etc.
Looking at the counter and I bet that before lunchtime here in Europe, we will hit 800k.

 

[MeltyTW]

"you are telling me that this will stop companies from making live service slop, great!" but they are clearly jokes.

why is it even considered hateful if it wasnt a joke? why do consumer wants matter so little that we cant even say "id like my wallet not to raped and my gameplay not to be negatively impacted by greedy live service market chasing please" without it being fucking hateful now? to them thats the same as me shitting in their coffee and calling them a nigger and that theyre not allowed to code in this town boy? are we not allowed as the peolpe who buy these products to say "i dont like this one and dont want it to exist"?

 

[Vince McMahon]

I'm kinda curious about this one, Do you have to actually have full citizenship (own a passport) to sign or is long-term residency (e.g. for work/study) also valid? Could boost numbers if latter.

It seems like it's country-dependent.

 

[potato sack]

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WHY DO THESE RETARDS BELIEVE SHIT LIKE THIS???

Who ever said shit about trying to kill games? Holy fuck are these people huffing paint? Is it galaxy gas that's causing this shit? This is like legit brain damage take.

these people are sheep. they only think this 'cos the maldy worms are buried deep inside their brains, and his dumb fucking ferret hiding ass lied about it

I am fucking retarded I just realised I can too, and my siblings and father.

I also just realised I've got tri-citizenship. Cool.

and they say you can't learn things in this website.