💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Switch Mongo]

I still have not even watched Ian get beat up

dr. Mike fucked him up royally but the real beating is the mental one (and possibly the physically bts) anus gives him basically any chance she gets.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

So with the Creator Clash double flop and their nouveau riche spending habits against how much stupid money Mr Gohma earns for free, do our researchers have a rough quorum on how much their net worth probably actually is? Like are we talking "humiliated hollywood on their last 600k" or are we talking "literally negative 3 million in debts to discharge"

 

[Ghostse]

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HAHAHA Anisa made Ian join a bidding war and overpaid for the house because she wanted it right there and then and wouldn't take no for an answer.

I know its fun to make fun of the The Raped but I'm going to be dead honest here: this is not completely retarded for the PNW, not knowing much about Seattle specifically but that's in line with West Coast pricing.

Leftoid Bugman Hellholes, realestate doesn't work like in sane parts of the country. You are expected to come in at least 10% over asking or you're already out bid. So Million 50 on a 900K listing is pretty normal. This is why any area where left coastist come to ruin the property market goes to shit so fast; no one on the west coast knows how to haggle. That and they are liberal bugmen so the property management companies come and buy everything.

Now, where Ian is likely fucking up is he bought this house in 2022 when interest rates were down in the 2-3%. That means assuming 10% down, he'd be paying 3,674.35 for his mortgage. Rates are now 6%, that mean that same loan is now 5,396.22, or over 150%. He'd have to sell the house for 700,000 for the new owner to have the same payment.

Adding to this is the fact that with Pandemic over and thanks to the legions of desperate H1-Bs saturating the market for so long RTO is back in force, demand for "suboptimal" property is dropping. Also the fact that illegals are getting worried and if not heading home are waking up to the fact they are in the country illegally, could be deported at any time, and now that people care they MIGHT get deported so are downsizing to living arrangements they can walk away from: family, collectives, cheaper places, RVs. this affects blue urban shitholes disproportionately.

I am home property shopping in a place that was overrun from C*lifornians over pandemic and the people selling out not that they need to go back into the office have not woken up to the fact that demand is down and interest rates are double which means that the same price they paid is not the price the the new owners will pay.

A million dollars for 1500sq ft?!

Depending on location in Seattle, that's not out of the norm. :tmi: I sold 2400-sqt town home on the left coast for two million a little over a year ago before the bottom dropped out.

To be fair, in expensive real estate markets like Seattle when you buy a place you’re also buying the total land package, proximity to cool and useful stuff, and the potential to knock down/rebuild or extend. The real scandal is they bought when the market was hotter, and are selling when it’s still competitive but has cooled off. The smarter move might have been to hold onto it, rent it out, and use that income stream to live in a cheaper market like Edmonton. But of course they’re idiots. Financially their original sin was Creator Clash: poorly thought out concept, and the success of the first led to the fiscal insanity of the second. Without that, they probably could have coasted, despite being idiots.

This right here. You covered damn near everything, except for rising rates:
People buy the property for the location/proximity. Lots of times its not peopel buying it but a corporation who want to rent it out or tear it down to build some shitty California Bugmen Blocks or apartments.

And it would be smarter to try rent it, except:
1) When you rent single properties, unless you have a solid tenant lined up (family, close friend, coworker, etc) you are in for a maybe world of pain as if they flake out on you you are now out that owed rent. And if they move out, you are out how every many months it takes to find a new tenant. If you are remote, i.e. in canada, you have to hire out for everything related to the property and that will cost. And as its a single property you will rapetastic homeowner rates.
Usually you have 3-10 properties and that way if one tenant fails you have others to pick up the slack. If you live in the area you can do a lot of work yourself. Additionally, you have more leverage with tradesmen: a dry wall contractor isn't going to try to bend you over when you have a mini-empire because he know if he gives you a good rate on this job, he'll be your first stop next time you need something done.

2) The Raped and The Pitcher are retarded with money, likely over leveraged, and probably can't afford to keep a mortgage + rent another place while also being able to afford food buying the copious ammounts of lube for when Ian is face down getting pegged a couple times a week.

I know someone already mentioned this door in their house listing, but I am just really shocked about how dirty and gross it is.
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The reason is because they still think its pandemic and people (or more likely land speculators) will buy the house sight-unseen. Additionally, sometimes your realtor knows flippers or rental companies in the market and can have a buyer lined up before it even officially hits MLS.
I sold my place in about a week with 3 pictures because I was still packing up, but didn't matter because the realtor knew someone who wanted a property in that area. Didn't have to paint since the buyers wanted to repaint anyway, left the place not filthy but didn't bother to do anything but let the roomba have its way on both floors. Lots of people have an interior decorator & contractor they turn loose on the place so it'll get fucked up and then cleaned/repainted anyway.

 

[Absolutego]

Depending on location in Seattle, that's not out of the norm. :tmi: I sold 2400-sqt town home on the left coast for two million a little over a year ago before the bottom dropped out.

They're solidly in an upper-middle income part of the city - right between Green Lake and Ballard, far south enough to avoid the really sketchy parts of Hwy 99. Pretty much the only ding against their location is access to I-5.
If the house had been kept up better (or they'd done a more extensive reno than a new coat of exterior paint and replacing the landscape with mulch and party lights) they probably could've fetched $1.2, give or take.

 

[Ghostse]

They're solidly in an upper-middle income part of the city - right between Green Lake and Ballard, far south enough to avoid the really sketchy parts of Hwy 99. Pretty much the only ding against their location is access to I-5.
If the house had been kept up better (or they'd done a more extensive reno than a new coat of exterior paint and replacing the landscape with mulch and party lights) they probably could've fetched $1.2, give or take.

I'm also assuming there's a bit of a fire sale dimension to it as well.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

and despite all that, Sam Hyde still just mocks him and calls him a pedo. of course Sam also said breaking bad was dogshit and only something indians would enjoy

Thats always the sad part about a lot of entertainers, they all have these insane amount of skills and output and it still doesn't pay shit. Dick Masterson said something similar after someone was wowed by him knowing how to play 8 instruments, like how even the actors with only one or two lines on a tv show, all have hundreds of talents and would be the best actors/dancers/musicians in any other state or country but because everyone is trying to make it and are so good at so much shit. it doesn't matter.

his youtube series was a pretty neat concept, and more honestly the fact that he is probably one of the most widely seen male dancers of all time, just based on the view counts of those slop content compilations is sort of hilarious. It reminds me of how Pete Holmes for me is the funniest sketch comedian, improv guy, stand up, and interviewer and despite even being given numerous chances, he hasn't really hit "mainsteam" success.

Fuck him and Dick masterson. No one cares. They suck. 8 instruments and no good music. All that dancing like a monkey and its useless shit.
Not my problem.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

I've gotten clips on tiktok from the podcast Hasan does with his actual friends like QT and that Austin gay guy and the rest i have no idea who they are. They're all around Anisa's age and Hasan himself is even older. Hasan actually seems normal in that podcast (mostly)a and none of his actual friends are that political or try to suck up to him from what i've seen from those clips. It's very telling he won't have Forgan, Denims, Anisa, Seandablack or whoever else is desperately sucking him off and try to prove what a good radical leftie they are on that podcast, which is most likely those people's goal.

I almost feel bad for the Piker because he did have pick-up artist genes that make him predisposed to acting like the biggest chad with the girthiest cock in the room (well, in his head anyway).

In reality, his harem is composed of the most low-quality retarded women with the shrillest, most vapid, and repulsive way of presenting themselves: Mercante, Lorenz, Jomha, Frogan, Denims, and Kaceytron and god knows who else that crawled out from the worst tattoo parlor on Earth.

The optics alone will make one question whether Piker is really straight at this point.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

He's even blocking parody accs now

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

I'd say that Ian is on the wigger powerlevel but below Jet Neptune who ascended to a super wigger 2.

Later in the Charls Saga, Jet unlocks his Mystic Wigger form.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

It's kinda insane how fast they left the country after getting brutalized by Ethan. Literally a few days and they were in a big transit van fleeing to Anisa's mother. I doubt this was Ian's choice. I wonder if Anisa's paranoia was behind it. Apparently she literally thought Sam Hyde was going to kill her. Maybe she thought that she's no longer safe in America after all the awful shit she did got out? I don't really have a good guess tbh. Just amazed they picked up and left so fast.

I'm gonna ask we nip this "Anisa was scared of Sam Hyde killing her" shit.
She was never fucking scared of Sam Hyde ever doing anything to her personally besides making her retarded husband look bad, which by the time she started whining about these "fears" the damage was already done and it wasn't like Sam could have done anything else to his public image beyond kicking a dead horse.
She's pulling a scared little girl against a big bad boogie man act and it's disheartening to see people talk like it's anything other than a BPD manipulation tactic.

Like Boxing Coach Mike said "Sam's a millionaire, he's not throwing that away over Anisa" (paraphrased). Anisa knows that, but there's no victim points in being smart.

 

[slomo6464]

is anyone gonna watch creator clash 3 in october

there's not gonna be a creator clash 3 in october

 

[stupid frog]

Sam Hyde could buy the house and do the funniest thing ever.

>giving the Jomha's money
>leaving RI

Not gonna happen.

 

[atrocious esteban]

is anyone gonna watch creator clash 3 in october

I think a lot of us will be watching. I'll definitely watch a pirated stream just to see if it's still as much of a shitshow or if it's just a boring mid event. But I was genuinely, actually looking forward to the L.A. Beast fight. I think that would've been a crazy fight of heavy fists flying. It was definitely a key factor of why I bought my ticket, lol.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

there's not gonna be a creator clash 3 in october

Spoiler: yeah, yeah, that's what they all said

 

[sadrefrigerator]

So with the Creator Clash double flop and their nouveau riche spending habits against how much stupid money Mr Gohma earns for free, do our researchers have a rough quorum on how much their net worth probably actually is? Like are we talking "humiliated hollywood on their last 600k" or are we talking "literally negative 3 million in debts to discharge"

I don't think anyone has an accurate account. I think they could be fast track to being broke, but I also think it's likely anisa's wife has enough saved up that they can live comfortably.
Idubbbz was popular during the golden era of YouTube, so he could have made a significant amount. As much as Anisa likes to waste money, she isn't spending an insane amount. A couple girls trips and a few shitty tattoos isn't going to make a dent in a 8 digit net worth. They most they could have spent would have been on cc failures, and even then it isn't clear they were fronting the cash.
I don't believe either jomha gave any serious thought to getting a regular job. The financials don't make sense for them and the way they talk about it is very alien, because they have never had to work a real job in their lives. I think it's just larp to relate to the commie losers that is their viewer base.

 

[stupid frog]

there's not gonna be a creator clash 3 in october

October 2028

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Your Creator Clash 3 audience sir:

 

[Five Gays]

is anyone gonna watch creator clash 3 in october

No, they'll find a way to cancel it and make it a writeoff for tax purposes.

 

[Slutty Josephus]

It's kinda insane how fast they left the country after getting brutalized by Ethan. Literally a few days and they were in a big transit van fleeing to Anisa's mother. I doubt this was Ian's choice. I wonder if Anisa's paranoia was behind it. Apparently she literally thought Sam Hyde was going to kill her. Maybe she thought that she's no longer safe in America after all the awful shit she did got out? I don't really have a good guess tbh. Just amazed they picked up and left so fast.

They can't afford seattle. that's got to be part of it. the mortgage on that shithole was what 6k? neither of them wants to get roommates or a real job. they don't even have family there. and anisa isn't gonna move them back to ian's family and friends in california lol. then she'd lose all that progress she made isolating him

 

[monstrous bubo]

They can't afford seattle. that's got to be part of it. the mortgage on that shithole was what 6k? neither of them wants to get roommates or a real job.

According to @Absolutego there was no mortgage, so we’re just talking property taxes and general living costs (which still might have been unsustainable).

The sale is listed as a warranty deed to Ian in 2022 (archive), while all previous deeds were statutory. From my limited education from my realtor, statutory = the purchase was financed in some way, just warranty = they bought cash. So if that's the case, they're taking a loss, even if it sells at $1.05M, just due to inflation.