DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fapcop]

DSP has no interest in music, movies, TV, games, books, art, travel, any long term goal of any kind, learning anything new, or really any hobby.

The weird thing is that he USED to have those.

Sure, it was just bitch basic capeshit/wrestling stuff, but that and SF2 was probably the closest Phil ever came to having a personality.

He really has degenerated after Panda left.
I suppose some men really need a woman to keep them on their toes and not melt into total slothdom.

(And nope, fat Khat doesn’t count because we all know Phil just keeps her around for the mahture ahdult ackchievement trophy, and doesn’t give a shit about being the best Phil possible around her.)

 

[KarlJobber]

If he never became an online figure, he would have become an average wageslave cuckold who'd find a subservient wife and yell at the TV about how blacks are ruining society.

Just a reminder that the only two women Phil has been in a relationship with were fans of his first. He would still be a virgin (although he may be regardless)

 

[Balr0g]

To be honest I can't remember if I ever heard Phil say "I like this sport" or "I like this music". Sure he likes Wrestling but come on that's not a real sport.

And that puzzle...Jesus. How long until we get another "Game journalist" meme, this time "Game journalist when doing basic puzzle in *insert game here*"

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

You can never really tell when Phil’s autism is gonna kick up and put a new term in his vocabulary. What’s the deal with him referring to gout as a “blood disease” as of this week? Kinda came out of nowhere, wonder how it started.

 

[Culex]

You can never really tell when Phil’s autism is gonna kick up and put a new term in his vocabulary. What’s the deal with him referring to gout as a “blood disease” as of this week? Kinda came out of nowhere, wonder how it started.

I swear he’s used “blood disease” as a euphemism before because he thinks simply saying the word gout is giving detractors a W.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I swear he’s used “blood disease” as a euphemism before because he thinks simply saying the word gout is giving detractors a W.

I’m sure that’s part of it. Strangely, a couple days ago I remember him saying something along the lines of “I have gout, which is a blood disease”. Found it interesting he still used “gout” first in that instance. DSP is a special kind of sperg so I shouldn’t assume any usual rules of internal logic consistently apply lol.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Kick glitched for him today (and apparently it is not even the first time) and he was looking absolutely nervous like he was almost on a meltdown. It makes me wonder what kind of reaction he would have if he got banned from Kick for real, then Youtube within a 30 minutes span then creating a new account only to get banned again after a daystream.

 

[Balr0g]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=m4zKtACOA54
Kick glitched for him today (and apparently it is not even the first time) and he was looking absolutely nervous like he was almost on a meltdown. It makes me wonder what kind of reaction he would have if he got banned from Kick for real, then Youtube within a 30 minutes span then creating a new account only to get banned again after a daystream.

The question is what is going on behind the scenes. I saids this several times but he is either totally addicted to hitting goals now (he turned himself into a gamepass or rather goutpass) or his bills are getting so big he cant pay them off quickly enough. Heck he might pay his Doordash payments with "PAYMENT PLANS". Imagine everything in his house now being financed by a payment plan. I would be nervous as fuck too

 

[Whaler]

I see it mentioned here on occasions that he'll order Greek, he'll order Indian, or whatever but he can't describe any of it any better then he can a fucking Big Mac. It's just wild how much he will talk about food but shows zero fucks for it besides shoving it in his maw.

I posted this previously about something he had order, but he has some addiction to fast food. He always has a bunch of choices of what to eat, even if he openly admits to not liking the food (like he hates spicy food but gets it anyways and eats it) which isn't normal for most people. Like that Burger and Taco he got not too long ago that he complained about how disgusting and greasy it was but he basically inhaled and swallowed both items in minutes. It would also explain why he pushes people to hit the tip goals ASAP so he can get that fast food to eat. I wonder if it's some psychological thing with him, like how some people eat when depressed, or when they're bored, or when they have anxiety.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Like that Burger and Taco he got not too long ago that he complained about how disgusting and greasy it was but he basically inhaled and swallowed both items in minutes.

i think its just him being a gluttonous fat fuck. the pig cant help but eat up all the slop its presented with.
just a day or two ago he made a comment about the subway shit he ordered recently, his main concern wasnt that it was disgusting and god knows what was even in it, but he said he pulled khet aside to tell her theyre never "wasting money" on it again.
imagine all the money he could really save if he somehow gained the skill to make himself a sandwich. such a shame it cant be done dood

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

The question is what is going on behind the scenes. I saids this several times but he is either totally addicted to hitting goals now (he turned himself into a gamepass or rather goutpass) or his bills are getting so big he cant pay them off quickly enough. Heck he might pay his Doordash payments with "PAYMENT PLANS". Imagine everything in his house now being financed by a payment plan. I would be nervous as fuck too

I woukd have to guess that streaming is his only source of income and that's really it. He's just begging for the sake of. Think of the EA or Activision sort of begging they rip all your money, give you nothing in return because they could but it's now spent on smartphone games and alchohol.

 

[Free Jasper]

I used to watch Phillip for the inevitable mental breakdown that was clearly coming and I think the Snakening might have been it.
He was clearly not a mentally sound person during that stream and I think he knows that, hence it’s almost immediate retcon.

Maybe because I’ve only ducked in and out since then and am becoming sensitive to it again, but nowadays he seems on another plane of existence. Away with the pixies. Completely checked out. Set up camp in a different reality.

Almost every time I check in he’s screaming utterly absurd and untrue things, clearly desperate to make people believe what exists in his head.

“IM THIN! FUCKING LOOK AT ME… no, not the moobs…”
“THE INTERNET IS JEALOUS OF ME!” (But also ‘I’m the butt of the internets jokes).
“TROLLS DONT BOTHER ME! IM TOO CHILL!” (Before another 20 minute rant about trolls for the 5th time that night)
“ALL SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSES BEG FOR MONEY!”
“IM A GOOD GAMER!”

If one wouldn’t admit he’s mentally gone, they’d have to admit he’s beyond the point of no return now.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

In another timeline DSP was going to every tournament on Machinima's dime doing commentary while still entering brackets and he ends up making a successful career and gains a lot of the FGC's respect.

It's a little before my time, but I believe Machinima was pushing for him to transition into doing commentary. I don't know exactly how much support they were offering him, but at the very least, I figure they could point him in the right direction of people to call email during working hours about. But Phil dismissed them because he thought it was dumb to even think about branching out when he was so successful spamming YouTube.

You have to wonder if we get free utilities while living in his head.

The utilities are free, but the bathroom's been broken for years

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

What *exactly* is broken with Piggys toilet anyways? I've fixed my share of toilets and it was almost always the fill assembly or a flapper which was less than 10 bucks

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

What *exactly* is broken with Piggys toilet anyways? I've fixed my share of toilets and it was almost always the fill assembly or a flapper which was less than 10 bucks

You gotta remember, Phil is the kind of guy who thinks hanging up a coat rack with duct tape is a whole-day affair AND a task of Herculean effort.

 

[MAWBD2]

imagine all the money he could really save if he somehow gained the skill to make himself a sandwich. such a shame it cant be done dood

Skill? My 10 year old can make sandwiches easy. Everyone with a pulse should be able to make a sandwich. The pig is lazy.

 

[thirstymcgee]

Phil is autistic, with a serious narcissistic personality. If he had an older sibling in his youth to slap him around when he got lippy, he might be a different person.

Just how he has to describe what ingredients are in his food. How a long piece of vegetable hanging from his subway sandwich wrecked it. Guy begs for a dishwasher but uses paper plates for fast food.

He will be the guy that dies alone, cremated on the states dime, then sit at the funeral home uncollected. What kind of life is that?

The fact he stated he doesn't listen to music, but if he does, it's game themed music.

I wish nothing but the worst for Phil

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

i think its just him being a gluttonous fat fuck. the pig cant help but eat up all the slop its presented with.
just a day or two ago he made a comment about the subway shit he ordered recently, his main concern wasnt that it was disgusting and god knows what was even in it, but he said he pulled khet aside to tell her theyre never "wasting money" on it again.
imagine all the money he could really save if he somehow gained the skill to make himself a sandwich. such a shame it cant be done dood

The fucking balls on Phil to pull Khet aside and tell her a $10 Subway sandwich is too much money to waste while he's dumping thousands on Champions every month/week. It would be hilarious if getting between her slop was the last straw for Khet to finally get motivation to leave Phil, take half his money, then franchise her own Subway and becomes a huge success after launching her own product, the Footlong Mashed Potatoes. Then both exes will have moved on living Phil's dream, Panda having a real family and Khet having a successful sandwich shop.

What *exactly* is broken with Piggys toilet anyways? I've fixed my share of toilets and it was almost always the fill assembly or a flapper which was less than 10 bucks

It committed suicide because it couldn't deal with Phil's hangover shits or Khet's ever expanding ass any more.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Skill? My 10 year old can make sandwiches easy. Everyone with a pulse should be able to make a sandwich. The pig is lazy.

ordinarily i wouldnt be using such terms to talk about making a sandwich but phil is in a league of his own. remember phil cant even fry an egg

 

[San Dimas High School]

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