Official Kiwifarms Mass DM Chain Consent Thread - Crabshack 19: The Struggle is (REAL)

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Too employed to give a shit about what happened here in the last 2 weeks. Can someone explain what the fuck is going on?
 
Welcome to the underworld my freshly fellow vantablack NIGGERS!
It's not DM rape if I have the consent of the only (:null:) "person" (:null:)that matters!
I just invited you to "Crab Shack".

FAQ
What does this mean?

You are now in the largest DM chain on the Kiwi Farms.

Why did you do this?
Because you granted consent and provided reason to do so.
There are several reasons I may deem a user to be worthy of a Crab Shack invitation. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Good attitude towards other Kiwi Farmers,
• ⁠Funny and/or entertaining shitposting,
• Being a spectacle to slapfight with or cause chaos.

Am I banned from Kiwi Farms?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from inviting Null, known shartoids, and other staff or users who have asked to not be invited to the group. Otherwise I will be forced to not invite you again, and moderation may become angry with you, which may put your DM privileges in jeopardy.

I don't want to be in your DM group. Can I leave it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in one click you can leave the group which is located at the top of the page. If you would like to not be added again, simply inform the DMs OP. I tend to respond to Kiwi Farms DMs within several days. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of invitation removal are final, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I encourage this to happen in the future?
Accept the invitation or leave silently and move on. But learn from this mistake: you will not be re-invited on kiwifarms.st should you choose to ask to not be invited again. I will begin to issue DM invitations until you say otherwise. Remember: Kiwi Farms is a privilege, not a right.
copyright @CallmeCicada 2025
 
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Schizoid Wife dijo:
  • Permission to be invited to mass DMs (aka the Crabshack)
  • Permission to be invited to any DM related to writing or improving lolcow threads (Note: this is probably something you should ask for on someone's profile before inviting!)
You can specify one or the other, or both if you're glued to your computer.
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I agree to those terms.
 
Well we had a good run, PLEASE REFRESH YOUR CONSENTS @everyone
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@Null please beat this n'wah, they've done this before I'm pretty sure, :null: show no mercy :null:
 
i consented because i found it entertaining and i liked having a chat with post history. however you niggers are too retarded to manage it. you keep inviting people saying "no they pwomise to be a good boy who wont do nuffin" and then null gets invited.

its so tiring. you never learn.
 
Yeah fuck it, I got a pretty funny gif of Beavis typing nigger from one of them before, so if any of them have anything that makes me laugh just as much I think it'd be worth it.
Don't know how much I would be able to contribute to any thread OPs, though.
 
Null dijo:
btw I must really, really stress how absolutely fed up huge numbers of users on the site are of this bullshit and how fed up I am of dealing with this implied threat that I either let people run these obnoxious, retarded spam chains or they'll make a Discord, because I know 100% if you mongoloids start a Discord I'll be seeing a video of Callmecicada masturbating in a french maid dress while on video call with his girlfriend(male).
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You really don't get enough credit for having a good sense of humor lol
 
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