🎨 Artcow Ralph Lee "Rick" Wagner III - "Lyric Poet", Racist, Homophobe, Autistic Boomhauer Impersonator

[An Ghost]

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. But we know this cow was past that.

 

[Null]

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

HE'S FUCKING LOSING IT

 

[Null]

"You fucking cowardly faggot piece of shit. We're going to get you!"

I'm crying laughing this guy is out of his fucking mind. He's obviously reading this shit and knows the phone doesn't fucking ring and goes straight to voicemail.

 

[ICametoLurk]

"You fucking cowardly fucking piece of shit. We're going to get you!"

He said "You fucking cowardly faggot piece of shit. We're going to get you!"

 

[TL 532]

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

HE'S FUCKING LOSING IT

Does he seriously think that shit will fool anyone?

 

[The Fool]

Does he seriously think that shit will fool anyone?

fooled me

 

[Null]

"Yeah, Conner. This is Rick. I'll be back in touch with you in a while about getting my -- your site cleaned up that's on me, and hope you like my house phone cuz if you guys like it that much I'll put your name on it. I circulated all over the neighborhood. Thank you. Bye."

 

[GS 281]

This is great. Please keep posting this

 

[D.Va]

Noticed he stopped using a royal "we" in that last voicemail.

 

[Crisseh]

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

HE'S FUCKING LOSING IT

He sounds like Mr. Plinkette. A less drunk version.

 

[Holdek]

he sounds like a nice, mentally stable, guy

Certainly not an lolcow of any sort.

 

[Dongus]

It's funny to think that this thread would have faded into obscurity if he hadn't started these autistic calls

 

[Trombonista]

It's funny to think that this thread would have faded into obscurity if he hadn't started these autistic calls

Just like TJ Church and Iconoclast.

 

[An Ghost]

It's funny to think that this thread would have faded into obscurity if he hadn't started these autistic calls

Domestic terrorist Samuel Collingwood Smith was in the same boat. Sometimes the littlest lolcalfs can dream big and go off the deep end in a big way.

 

[Null]

"Yeah, this is Rick, Conner. We're trying to get after you. We're going to try to get you guys in jail yet, you guys at all kinds of crap, of copyright infringement to on my site. As I said, maybe some people and the federal government aren't pro-fag, and will be glad to go out to you guys for that. Have a good day."

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

"Yeah, this is Rick, Conner. We're trying to get after you. We're going to try to get you guys in jail yet, you guys at all kinds of crap, of copyright infringement to on my site. As I said, maybe some people and the federal government aren't pro-fag, and will be glad to go out to you guys for that. Have a good day."

Wait, wait, wait... So we're all faggots now..?

Dude, you offer to sell yourself as a prostitute for stud farming bastard children. You're in NO position to be judging the gays for what they choose to do on weekends... :X

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Wait, wait, wait... So we're all faggots now..?

Did you not get the memo?

Holy shit this guy is a laugh riot, I think he still believes @Super Collie is Chris-Chan

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Did you not get the memo?

Holy shit this guy is a laugh riot, I think he still believes @Super Collie is Chris-Chan

What if @Super Collie IS Chris-chan? *cue Twilight Zone music*

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I wonder if Rick is competent enough at computer to try and team up with/contact the Autistic Legion of Doom.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

As of yesterday, Rick has started spamming the Google voice number I gave him back when I was fucking with him.

I guess I'm part of the Null/Chris-chan autism Voltron now, too.