💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

It's his MK Coomtra activation code to get in the gooning booth at Pure Pleasure and await his black stallion.

Nick's activated the 15 brainwashed super soldiers he's stashed around the country to kill Aaron, Chaney, and Keanu

 

[TertiaryObjective]

His stunned expression and the fact he deleted the stream makes me feel it's anything but mundane.

I doubt he’d read a bunch of retarded superchats at the end like he did if it was huge news.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Would they have to contact him prior to dropping the bodycam footage?

 

[Unintelligence Score]

I hope the emergency is the impending release of the body cam footage. Although the arrest report transcript already spoils it, I want to see with my own two eyes that Nick Rekieta behaved worse during his arrest than Chris-Chan did.

 

[Vibralldo]

Would they have to contact him prior to dropping the bodycam footage?

And I feel like they'd contact Null around the same time and he said he'd tell us the second he got it

 

[sum ting wong]

My guess is this is the one time he wasn't lying about driving his keeds but it wasn't "sudden and pandemonium", he's just such a wet brain retard that he forgot he was supposed to do it and he was getting yelled at on the phone.

 

[Fapcop]

I doubt he’d read a bunch of retarded superchats at the end like he did if it was huge news.

Meh… Never say never. It’s easy to just go on autopilot in stressed situations. And if you see how he read them, he was SHOOK.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

They are, objectively and by eyewitness testimony from people whose jobs are to notice and report such things. They are, legally, by people whose jobs are to take care of such things and to remove children from incompetent, neglectful parents. They are, by scientific evidence showing one of them was dosed with cocaine, an illegal and dangerous substance not even adults should be doing. They are, by being raised in filthy squalor by a screaming abusive lunatic and his doped up zombie whore of a wife.

I got the odd slap from my parents as a child (deservedly so in some cases) but I can tell you for a fact that my parents love me more than Nick does his kids

Spoiler: silly opinion

which is why Kayla consented to the bodycam footage and is leaving once it comes out

 

[Things Once Remembered]

I doubt he’d read a bunch of retarded superchats at the end like he did if it was huge news.

He doesn't want anyone suspecting anything. Cutting short and looking haggard is one thing, but ending the stream without reading superberries at all sends a different message. While Nick is a massive retard, he probably has enough lucidity to know ending with no lie at all looks worse. (I'll take those now)

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Stole his transformer balldo that turns into megatron

Nick's activated the 15 brainwashed super soldiers he's stashed around the country to kill Aaron, Chaney, and Keanu

"I am Nick Rekieta, and I send this message to any surviving Balldoguards taking refuge among the stars..."

 

[Meat Target]

He doesn't want anyone suspecting anything. Cutting short and looking haggard is one thing, but ending the stream without reading superberries at all sends a different message. While Nick is a massive retard, he probably has enough lucidity to know ending with no lie at all looks worse. (I'll take those now)

Maybe he was stalling to avoid facing whatever it is for as long as possible.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"I am Nick Rekieta, and I send this message to any surviving Balldoguards taking refuge among the stars..."

I will escape to the one place uncorrupted by catholic prudes

 

[SigmaBalls]

He doesn't want anyone suspecting anything. Cutting short and looking haggard is one thing, but ending the stream without reading superberries at all sends a different message. While Nick is a massive retard, he probably has enough lucidity to know ending with no lie at all looks worse. (I'll take those now)

Maybe he was stalling to avoid facing whatever it is for as long as possible.

these are both entirely reasonable takes. Whatever happened is embarrassing for him, he didn't want to face it right away.

I will escape to the one place uncorrupted by catholic prudes

GAY NINETIES!

 

[Scout Trooper]

Meh… Never say never. It’s easy to just go on autopilot in stressed situations. And if you see how he read them, he was SHOOK.

Not only was he displaying significant tremors in his hands when trying to move the phone, he physically covered his eyes in a classic stress response.

And whatever the nature of the call, it was either so time sensitive or emotionally overwhelming that he sat there on cam and dealt with it when he's demonstrated no hesitation to abandon his post for other reasons.

 

[Vibralldo]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1928141692349120544

Probably late

One of Nick's last tweets before whatever happened
I take this as an admission that he did drugs around his kids

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LPQcH

 

[AnOminous]

I'm just saying this isn't mentioned as often here, not sleeping is probably enough to render your brain into oatmeal, not sleeping and doing whippets after years of alcohol related brain damage is homo erectus-maxxing.

There's nothing erect about Nick. There is plenty of homo though.

 

[woodedbag]

I don't even understand the concept of "parasocial viewers" in regards to this. He's an entertainer in the public eye and the only entertaining thing he's ever done is a bunch of reality TV esque retarded shit that continues to destroy his life. I bust my ass all week so Friday after work if I want to sit down in the AC and laugh at Nick Rekieta being a fucking moron I am free to do so. The real weirdos are the people defending him because at this point every day is just a neverending circus of balldo breakdowns. I never cared to watch this guy when he was big time, but now that his fingers are turning blue and he is violently verbally attacking women I am tuning in!

 

[TheLastJoestar]

You guys are going to cause Nick to go out of his way to never show his hands on stream again ffs
He already hides the red nose behind AI thumbnails (sometimes)

He can run but he can't hide from us... or the ceiling cats

3:02

Okay okay, this is my last one.
Machine Generated Song. Nonsense Lyrics by yours truly. Im lazy so editing is at a minimum.
Getting an AI to do counterpoint with a second singer is such a pain in the ass for no good reason.

Welcome to your new living hell, Rackets. I hope they make a glorious musical of your life and you don't get a red cent. for it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ver archivo adjunto 7426816

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1928141692349120544

Probably late

One of Nick's last tweets before whatever happened
I take this as an admission that he did drugs around his kids

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LPQcH

"Some people need fucking hobbies"

Ma'am, this is my hobby.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

What a beautiful TL;DR video for all things Wreckieta.
"Look at him Your Honor, he is trying so hard, this is exhausting for him."

https://soundcloud.com/ein-and-prime/failed-lawyer-feat-sawamura-simp

I was inspired by those lyrics sir, enjoy a creative commons and download via Soundcloud and on farms. I have credited you in Metadata and the like.