Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Useful_Mistake]

ECF 321

 

[somevan]

Great job, legal genius.

 

[Swole McPole]

Damn. Russell is melting down. He's got to be worried that the whole thing is about to go tits up on him. I'm guessing he's worried that the whole thing might cost him a shed load of money now that is IFP status has been smashed through and Hardin is digging into his activities.

Alternatively, it may be an attempt to trick Hardin into acting unethically. While I can see how such a proposal might appear to a corrupt scam artist and extortionist like Greer, he clearly doesn't have any clue at all about what kind of man Matthew Hardin is.

What a fucking moron.

Also: I thought the line about being marked attorneys eyes only to foil Kiwifarms was a joke. I thought it was commentary by Useful Mistake. But it's not, it's right there at the bottom of Greer's settlement offer.

My mind is blown. This fool just can't stop himself, can he?

 

[DHugo]

So little redacted, yet he fucked up so much.

 

[DavidS877]

ECF 321
3 pages.
2 files.
1 pdf.

Spoiler: 3 images

 

[Harvey Danger]

I expect this week to be quiet (unless Greer voluntarily shoots himself in the same foot, again, for no reason).

Damn I am one stupidly optimistic autist. Didn't even make it 30 minutes.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

You are not retarded enough. Maybe try and drop something heavy on your head. Like the Statue of a Confederate general? I've heard that's a good way to learn how to think like a retard.

Anyone who ever heard Randbot talk, knows that a concussion from an ammo crate is the right way to go about this.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Actively finding new ways to fuck up when already staring down probable sanctions for prior fuck ups is a very bold strategy.

Damn I am one retarded optimist.

The crazy train has no brakes.

 

[DavidS877]

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Great job, legal genius.

I don't think Mr. Hardin can reply to Greer anyway as Greer isn't an attorney so he'd be violating the SPO by telling Greer what was in the document he received from Greer.

Also, I think the court is going to love the extortion angle.

 

[cromit]

Back to the Russell classics I see — wielding information that might help in a police investigation, but not wanting to give it unless there’s something in it for him (like a tipster reward, or punishing KF for refusing to settle).

The crazy train may not have any brakes, but there’s got to be a wall somewhere down the line.

 

[reactionary]

(unless Greer voluntarily shoots himself in the same foot, again, for no reason)

Well, that was fast, wasn't it?

E: late and gay.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I love how after hammering out 4 paragraphs of calling Greer everything from an extortionate criminal to a frivolous retard, he signs it off with this.



How professional. Greer may be acting like a retard and a malicious cunt, but that's no excuse to be rude!

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Haha, dipshit Hardin accusing Greer of breaking the law in Utah. He's not even IN Utah you nerd, he's in Nevada! Shows how much law you know, lawdog.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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So little redacted, yet he fucked up so much.

We don't even have to read the blacked out portions to know what it says.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The tenth Circuit emphasized in Hammond v. Bales, 843 F.2d 1320, 1322 (10th Cir. 1988 ) that using criminal complaints as leverage to obtain a civil benefit is so egregious that it violates the Constitution.

10th Circuit sisters, not like this...

If you persist in your assertion that this email is “Attorneys Eyes Only,” we will file a formal motion to de-designate it, and will likely also seek sanctions against you for the frivolous and improper designation you made in the first instance.

The hooker fund is going to be decimated, holy fuck.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

wow rusty is trying a new strat. i cant wait to see the payout this nets him

 

[Unknown God]

I hope Magistrate Bennet realizes soon that the longer he takes to act in this case the more retarded shit he will have to sift through by the time he gets around to it. The docket grows almost literally every single day.

 

[obsdj]

Never a dull moment, truly.

I have to say I wish Hardin had added, "P.S. I hope you've been working on producing those 2018 documents, which must be submitted to me by June 3rd, which is now less than a week away."

 

[Swole McPole]

Re-reading Hardin's filing with the court, he doesn't actually appear to be asking for anything, does he? He's just going on record as stating what happened, but he's not asking the court to do anything?

So will the court do anything here? Will they just wait out the seven days for Greer to either retract Attorney Eyes Only status or do nothing and let Hardin file the thing as it stands?

I have to say I wish Hardin had added, "P.S. I hope you've been working on producing those 2018 documents, which must be submitted to me by June 3rd, which is now less than a week away."

I suspect his inability to produce those documents is one of the factors in prompting this settlement offer.

I anticipate a rant in response about how Hardin is completely unethical for refusing to grab null by the ankles, turn him upside down and shake whatever coins he can out of his pocket and send them to Greer as a settlement.

Also: he should sneak behind null's back to the server and delete all mention of Greer's stalking and whoremongering. If he doesn't do this, he'll report him to the police for cybercrimes against humanity.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Watch Russhole accidentally include the unredacted email in a responding filing in an attempt to tattle on Hardin for defending his client's interests.