Would Jesus support Israel or Palestine?

[Boss Hawg]

I think he would say this shit gay and tell em to stop acting like retards.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

I'd argue what you're saying is close to the truth
Jesus didn't pick sides between Pharisees and Romans either, he challenged both
He'd probably say "Neither of you owns this land by right, you're both swinging dicks with armies claiming divine entitlement, you niggas ought to repent"
Both Israel and Palestine use state violence and sacred texts to justify bloodshed and Jesus rejected both

 

[The Backwards Man]

He'd ask everyone in the world to join hands together to nuke that region of the earth until there's nothing left.

 

[Lev El Shmeckle]

Jesus Stands for Democratic Republic of Congo!

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

JESUS SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

 

[Lemmingwiser]

God moves in mysterious ways. Jesus is God. Therefor, nobody would know.

 

[Chilson]

I say let them fight and then we nuke whoever wins.

 

[mister fireworks]

it would be on brand for jesus to impotently beg israel to stop killing women and children.

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Is Jesus a Jew or not? Conflicting beliefs and information are confusing tf out of me. Honestly agree that he would think it’s all pretty gay though.

 

[Rango Dango]

He wouldn't support either, killing is only acceptable in self defense if met with a deadly force, and one of the basic Christian teachings is to turn the other cheek

 

[Blazeuser56]

He would support Albania

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

He would probably raise an eyebrow at Islam but ultimately say no to Israel genociding them and have a couple words for the US about their involvement.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I think he would be more concerned with spreading the Gospel than with territorial wars. The amount of horrendous shit both sides say and do to each other is immoral and the way out of it is offered freely, but they reject it. Such is life.

 

[not william stenchever]

I think he would say this shit gay and tell em to stop acting like retards.

This but while slapping the shit out of them.

 

[Metallic Blood]

Is Jesus a Jew or not? Conflicting beliefs and information are confusing tf out of me. Honestly agree that he would think it’s all pretty gay though.

If the Jews weren't held captive by Rome, Jesus would be considered their next king, as he's a direct descedant of King David* according to his genealogy.

But yeah, he probably would tell both sides that they're scoundrels, and then give the holy lands to someone else if you believe God's character to be consistent since the Old Testament.

*technically and spiritually speaking, he isn't directly related to David, since he's considered to be adopted from Joseph and his real father being God (the Father), but I think being the literal Son of God would give him the right to reign over the "chosen people" either way.

 

[Neodanthril]

Jesus a Jew or not

Judaism as the term is used today did not exist at the time of Jesus. The earliest codifications of the texts used today wasn't until like the 600s ad.

 

[Arthur_Schopenhauer]

He would be killed again by either group of sociopaths for preaching about humble virtues and the brothership of all mankind.

That or the tv evangelicans are right and he brings armageddon not for anything related to american-middle east relations but because he is tired of this trainwreck.

 

[Male Idiot]

He would tell them to put it on hold, why is his religion filled by Nambla members?

Bring out the long carpenter tools first.

 

[Skitarii]

When He returns, He is throwing the entire planet into the lake of fire, israel/palestine be damned

 

[draggs]

He wouldn't support Mohammedans. He might be nicer to the Jews in general, but His main thing would still be they should both repent of their sins and accept Him as their Lord and Savior. Instead of taking a side He'd tell some parable or some shit which would end with 'they should pick me and get that salvation.'

"What do you think of [anyone who isn't Christian], Jesus?"

"I think they should become Christians, fucking duh"