💰 Grifter Reviewtechusa / Richard Masucci

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Literal gangbangers who kill and sell drugs will get their kids', their mothers', their dead homies, or Jesus tattooed onto them. But Richard Masucci? Nah, fuck getting his kids, his kids' mother, or even his parents as his first tattoo. He's gonna permanently etch onto his skin the orgasm face of a middle-aged man he's never met real life. Rich is such a loser, dude. Worse than even DSP, because at least Phil doesn't have any kids to neglect.
 
Grave Ghost dijo:
I used to casually enjoy his content when I was in high school, what the hell happened?
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I enjoyed his pre face reveal shit, where he'd read shitty nitendo or xbox rumors and speculate on whatever the fuck would happen.
Heck i bet you can find posts of me back in 2016 on this thread saying he isnt a lolcow, oh how that aged like milk...
Can't believe motherfucker ended up like this, he got it big at the start of youtube, he could be a mediocre grifter making thousands even up to today, lmao.
 
The dumbest thing about this is that there's literally nothing Phil can say in response to make himself look like a butthurt, coping malder, or whatever. This only makes Rich look retarded, and it's blatantly obvious now that he's just obsessed with Phil, not a sensible lolcow-enjoyer.

DSP's masturbation fundle's already immortalized on the Internet. "Immortalizing" it on your fat skin doesn't drive the knife in any deeper. It just shows us that you're a fanboy.

The only way this idea could remotely be dabbing on a cow is if he got "Liz Fong Jones is a Rapist" tattooed on himself instead—something that's purposefully been suppressed and/or memory-holed.
 
Sick burn Richard.
Here's my suggestion for the next one:
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The handsome tard dijo:
Imagine looking at Boogie tatooing "Liar" on his face and proudly declaring


"I can still be a bigger retard than that!"

More and more DSP proves he might be the closest thing to a "functional" lolcow since everyone around him acts even more deranged (and DSP is just a sore loser manchild that is cartoonishly entertaing when he loses rather than doing fucking retarded shit for like Richie and others)
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this LITERALLY makes boogies look better, because at least he had a reason and it’s truthful 😭 this sht jus weird n confusing, and incredibly sad that these adult men let this reality they choose to live in get as far as permanent inking themselves. i wonder if their pineal will ever develop
 
This is pretty gay, yeah, not even the biggest alogs of other lolcows would even bother with such a stunt, makes me think Rich would be the guy to show up to DSP's funeral and cry like a gay lover when that day comes.
 
Justanotherguy dijo:
The tattoo is pretty well done. I like it.
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Like drawing the mona lisa on a piece of shit, the canvas automatically detracts from the value.

Plus the retard should be applying balm to the area and letting the skin breathe, which he isn't doing because shocker, he's a fat lazy slob.
 
"Skibidi Bop Mm Dada!"

"What's good everyone, Rich of ReviewTechUSA here. Today I will be talking about the bacterial infection from the DSP tattoo on my arm, but first I would like to talk about my sponsor, lootcrate!"
 
Let's hope that it's actually a real tattoo and it isn't another retarded fake like Boggie2988

EDIT: Ok, what the hell happened to this guy? Did Joon's video scar Rich so much that he went into self-flagellating Nicocado Avocado mode?
 
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