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I remember a colombian telling me that they have offices you can go into for killing people. I think it's one of the few examples where I prefer India. Give me designated shitting streets over designated killing offices.
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- 10 de Feb, 2022
PLEASE can we have a Koke-Stream! LFG
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- 14 de Mayo, 2024
With the oblivion sound track.
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- 29 de Sep, 2022
Was it ever confirmed what exactly he did to get his ass kicked in Portugal? There was a popular theory that he tried to get handsy with an underaged female but I could imagine that he just was retarded and said the wrong thing to the wrong people.
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- 7 de Feb, 2021
Curious how this is going to play out. He went from Mexico which has considerable foreigner support to literal hostile ground. When I first saw the Healstream, never in my wildest dreams would see Ralph wind up in Columbia.
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- 16 de Feb, 2021
Nah none. Asking for an underaged prostitutes he could gunt and the pimp beating the shit out of him for it is the popular idea on here. He orbital socket was broken though so someone really REALLY wanted to hurt the pig. Meaning it wasn't just a random mugging for his purse.
He's a short man that's nearly as wide as he is tall. He is fucked, he will be marked as an easy target by every piece of shit that lays eyes on him, plus Ralph isn't able to blend in and not draw attention for himself like a normal person. If he got himself beaten up in Spain of all places, and nearly had a cartel hit on him in a touristy part of Mexico, he's going to get himself into serious trouble in Colombia.
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- 15 de Mar, 2025
Let's Occam's Razor this bish. While flight time itself seems to be around the 6.5 hour mark, most flight have almost a day layover. The simplest answer to Ralph's disappearance is what he does every time he flies. He gets wasted and misses his flight. In this case, he likely passed out after another 5 Star Day during his almost 24 hour layover and snoozed his way through when he needed to depart. Conversely, he missed his flight due to being drunk when the cops gave him a poke and needed a few hours to pay them off. He's been silent, likely out of embarrassment knowing that the whole world is aware this is what he does every time and / or he lost another phone during his drunken antics.
Now that that's settled, we can all go back to speculating on how many underage, sex-trafficked girls Rape-It Ralph is going to, well, rape as a way of coping about the fact that his wife and daughter fled two years ago.
Now that that's settled, we can all go back to speculating on how many underage, sex-trafficked girls Rape-It Ralph is going to, well, rape as a way of coping about the fact that his wife and daughter fled two years ago.
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- 19 de Dic, 2022
Ralphamale don't fold to bullshit nigguh, Ralph gonna be eating GOOD with all these teenage Colombian booties around.
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- 25 de Mar, 2013
I do appreciate how Ralph is in a foreign country, then suddenly the "experts on the subject" come out to say "OH HE'LL TOTALLY DIE I KNOW FIRST HAND!"
Like shut up bish. Let the RALPHAMALE does what he want!
Like shut up bish. Let the RALPHAMALE does what he want!
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- 17 de Ago, 2022
Well, I'd like to see ol Ralphamale wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
*Ralph wriggles his way out of the jam easily*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
*Ralph wriggles his way out of the jam easily*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
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- 7 de Mayo, 2018
Welcome back Gunty King
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- 9 de Jul, 2019
As I understand Ralph will be staying at the revenge porn guy's (Hunter Moore) apartment.
This is from this month
Xitter
Those mountains in the background combined with the other buildings should be enough to get a sense of direction
The mountains alone are distinct enough that you can find them really fast on google maps
South of the city maybe?
This is from this month
Xitter
Those mountains in the background combined with the other buildings should be enough to get a sense of direction
The mountains alone are distinct enough that you can find them really fast on google maps
South of the city maybe?
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- 13 de Oct, 2019
I hope the people that kill him in Columbia at least film it, still mind boggled how ralph got away with living in mexico for so long.
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- 10 de Feb, 2025
He's gonna beat you so hard you'll forget your own name! But don't worry, bish, he'll remember it so you won't have to.
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- 10 de Ago, 2024
One of the niggas catchphrases is quite literally “when you go low, I go lower”. I don’t think there has been a single evil thing that he has ever refused on the basis of “it’s evil” or “it’s wrong”.
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- 23 de Jun, 2019
Memphis macro to yuo bish
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- 1 de Feb, 2020
That. Missing a show where he could simp for a woman. Him not responding or looking at his DMs. Overall, Ralph not being online for any amount of time is a solid indicator that something is going on.
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BigPeanut
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- 10 de Ago, 2024
That’s Jcaesers favorite porn, don’t forget he also PAID to have spics fuck his wifes anus hole in front of him at a hotel.
Lol how about the try watching and policing their own spics and being a real functional country?