🍗 Deathfat Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[lemon_zest]

I went from 250 to 125 and my tiddies did not do that what the fuck

dollars to donuts he’s got a bra that’s stuffed with whatever was around at the time of dressing

 

[McSneaks]

You may have seen homeless people wearing winter coats or stocking caps in the heat of summer and wondered why. Schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and depression have all been shown to cause impaired body temperature regulation. Some make you run hot, others cold.

NAL clearly is mentally unwell, so it's not surprising that she is never comfortable with the ambient temperature.

they also do that because they don't have closets lol. drunks aren't usually temperature sensitive tho

 

[Senegalese POW]

Where is this dolphin bitch?
Oh, Jessicaaa...come out to plaaayyyyyy.

0:03

 

[charlesdickens]

Are there photos of when she was really overweight? I don't recall her physique looking that much different from the few photos I've seen of her as teen-early 20s. I'm from the Cobraverse and can't stand this bitch, so I'm sure I missed something.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

The Archive: Queen Cobra aka NaL: A Retrospective | Journey To Casper, Wyoming TWU

Found art from facebook

 

[ASeabear8952]

Where is this dolphin bitch?
Oh, Jessicaaa...come out to plaaayyyyyy.

Screen_Recording_20250424_073349_YouTube.mp4

Who has the more annoying dolphin laugh, NAL or Ralph?

 

[ibeatmywife]

Who has the more annoying dolphin laugh, NAL or Ralph?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Who has the more annoying dolphin laugh, NAL or Ralph?

NAL, because she does it on purpose...

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

Who has the more annoying dolphin laugh, NAL or Ralph?

NAL, because she does it on porpoise...

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Community post from yesterday:


NAL Art Archive Project

Spoiler: Sketches, drawings and paintings

Bog Life (by Winfield C Armstrong II?)


Gorgeous drawings by Alaska Taiyō:


Sketch (by Rose Adham?)


By Anjru Boogieman Owens?


Sketches by Jan Smith


Unknown maker

Spoiler: By Troy Alexander

From: Troy Alexander
"The advancement of gene technology has given us the ability to finally see, for the first time in history, a true to life recreation of our prehistoric ancestors. For all intents and purposes, these are the faces of Adam and Eve."


"He’s a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans, for nobody"


"Who else is excited for the new Twilight reboot? Apparently instead of a werewolf and a vampire, the main protagonists will be a wizard and a goblin. Team Cobes all the way, tmdwtfiu!"


The Assassination of Boglaham Stinkoln by the villain John Warlord Booth

Spoiler: NAL, is that you?

Found NAL in hogwarts legacy.

Spoiler: More

I'M WASHING MY FACCCCE!!!

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Is that the grossly horny serpent swamp woman from Legend?
What an amazing, on-the-spot comparison

 

[Suspendered]

Someone came out of hiding.

 

[ASeabear8952]

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I cross-referenced this on the Yelp page of a Jeffree Star store in Casper, and yep, she’s there.



Full image of NAL:

 

[Floor Loads]

Stalking and harassing x10

 

[anliteralidiot]

Well shit. She's stalking and harassing Cobes.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

so what are the odds that shes either 1. staying with josh or 2. watching him sleep through the trailer window

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Id rather her be staying with Josh than her just randomly showing up in his town. I've had my share of batshit, obsessive ex's and if he's not in on this then he needs to be very fucking concerned.

 

[Earl of Slander]

hmm...

Is it just me or does that not really even look like her? Like the nose and nasolabial folds don't seem right. Idk.

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

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Full image of NAL:
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One thing bugs me about the post and that's how the bricks and window above her head are off-set, and the font on the sign are different something feels off about this

 

[blackface enthusiast]

The image on Yelp is from July of 2023. The building has probably suffered some kind of damage since then. The lamp was broken/removed, the letters got damaged and needed to be replaced, and they've probably changed the signage in the last 2 years.