"The Resurrection of Chris Chan" video

[BeatboxBill]

The biggest tell that it happened, not that it would be admissible in court, is the fact Chris wouldn't shut the fuck up about it initially. Claiming that he did her better than Bob ever did.

It wasn't until he got universal condemnation online from it, and it never stopped, that he turned around and started coming up with ever more insane ways to try and get around having to say he fucked his mother. Up to and including outright invoking multiversal string theory where he managed to throw himself under the proverbial bus by claiming another dimension's version of himself fucked Barb. Which didn't hold water even by Chris logic because he'd earlier claimed to be Chris Prime and so was omnipresent in all dimensions...meaning he still fucked his mother regardless of what dimension it happened in.

I wanted to throw up so badly when he mentioned about doing her better than Bob.

And I agree, he was so adamant that it was true, he even responded to people in private messages with "Yes, it’s true".

If Chris didn’t want anybody to know about this, he did a very terrible job at it.

And if he the whole Barb thing was just a troll attempt on his end, it really wasn’t funny, it was a very sick thing to joke about.

But everything definitely is pointing towards him actually doing it with Barb.

Whatever went on in his mind that day probably would have made psychiatrists want to retire or seek therapy themselves!

I feel like Geno is a scumbag due to all of his career being based on Chris now, not just that. I think it was what crossed the line for many though.

He has even had issues where some of his videos had to be taken down because he carelessly mentioned people who were not directly involved with Chris and almost ruined their reputation.

I can’t remember her name, but there was a woman who he mentioned in one of the Chris videos that was only just an acquaintance, but never really had any proper interactions with Chris (nor did she really liked or cared for him) and Geno without thinking said her name several times.

There’s a few more people as well that he has done this to and it’s resulted in his other videos being removed and he had to edit them or change them completely.

Whilst some of Geno’s videos are quite informative and interesting, there were a few odd occasions were he got some information wrong.

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Geno ends up like the other embarrassing content creators like Gibi or Based Shaman.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

He has even had issues where some of his videos had to be taken down because he carelessly mentioned people who were not directly involved with Chris and almost ruined their reputation.

I can’t remember her name, but there was a woman who he mentioned in one of the Chris videos that was only just an acquaintance, but never really had any proper interactions with Chris (nor did she really liked or cared for him) and Geno without thinking said her name several times.

There’s a few more people as well that he has done this to and it’s resulted in his other videos being removed and he had to edit them or change them completely.

Whilst some of Geno’s videos are quite informative and interesting, there were a few odd occasions were he got some information wrong.

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Geno ends up like the other embarrassing content creators like Gibi or Based Shaman.

Geno also doesn't really care about following Christory when not making videos. He retweeted the pregnancy tweet from Kiwi Farms and posted the Octopox sighting with an implication that Chris was there ever since April via a badly worded tweet.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Geno also doesn't really care about following Christory when not making videos. He retweeted the pregnancy tweet from Kiwi Farms and posted the Octopox sighting with an implication that Chris was there ever since April via a badly worded tweet.

He really is making a fool of himself

 

[PhoBingas]

I wonder why it took so long to publish it?

Maybe Chris or Caden had to okay the final product? Caden's a burnout failed dealer, and Chris is Chris. Neither are historically great with time management, Gamer could have been left on read for days or weeks or even months.

 

[Biggest Bubba]

The sky is blue, the grass is green, and all youtubers are faggy weens.

 

[SamuellyGenie]

He has even had issues where some of his videos had to be taken down because he carelessly mentioned people who were not directly involved with Chris and almost ruined their reputation.

Never happened. Videos were taken down due to sexual content or bullying.

there was a woman who he mentioned in one of the Chris videos that was only just an acquaintance, but never really had any proper interactions with Chris (nor did she really liked or cared for him) and Geno without thinking said her name several times.

Didn't happen. There was one time in an early stream where I was looking thru recent Chris photos and found one with Chris and one of his real life gal pals, and commented that Chris looked better than her. She did react angrily and got Chris herself to DM me complaining about it. I never mentioned her name tho.

There’s a few more people as well that he has done this to and it’s resulted in his other videos being removed and he had to edit them or change them completely.

Ever since around Part 40 or so, I made it a point to censor anyone who interacted briefly with Chris but weren't acting as enablers or trolls. Sometimes, people reached out to me personally, specifying if their names, usernames, or faces could or could not be used. Sometimes it comes after an upload, so I did blur names and faces a couple of times, and once I cut out about 20 seconds from the video. I respected those wishes because clearly the CWC community is rabid with toxicity.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

What's with the Geno hate? The man is probably one of the ethical CWCistorians.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Maybe Chris or Caden had to okay the final product? Caden's a burnout failed dealer, and Chris is Chris. Neither are historically great with time management, Gamer could have been left on read for days or weeks or even months.

Yeah...I think a lot of people that come up with all of the crazy conspiracy theories about Praetor forget that Chris and Caden are both massive spergs, and overestimate their intelligences by large margins. At worst, Praetor just has a massive paywall in front of Chris's crappy medallions and ramblings that'd normally get leaked first.

 

[GoGoNoJo]

Praetor putting a huge paywall in front of Chris's ramblings feels so...wrong. Before a lot of what we know about Chris came from hacking into his stuff, leaking conversations, or making him reveal private details. Now Praetor has a good chunk of this at the palm of their hands for anyone willing to squander their money just to look at them and then post elsewhere (Reddit, YouTube, this website, etc.).

This corpratized version of Chris, squeaky clean image and all, feels like a monstrosity that was never meant to be.

The most interesting thing about modern day Chris is how his status as the Ur-lolcow has been commodified and turned into a source of revenue. This commodification of lolcowdom is by no means unique - Turkey Tom, SmokeyMcC, and a host of other youtubers have built their entire careers off that very thing- but what is unique is that Praetor and company are profiting off the idea of Christian Weston Chandler. The "artwork" and various other baubles that Chris produces are objectively ill-made and overpriced but hordes of people still rush to buy it, enough so that the etsy has (supposdly) grossed over $100,000 worth of profit. Why? Why are so many people spending their hard earned money on this crap?
Same reason people buy $30 to buy a clay brick with the word "supreme" on it: branding. Chris the person has basically been turned into a brand, a symbol of wacky internet hijincks long passed that's being used to sell shit to stupid people. It's sad in a way, how something once so unique and novel has been normalized, commodofied, and turned into just another avenue of extracting profit.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

What's with the Geno hate? The man is probably one of the ethical CWCistorians.

Easy. Geno is pulling off a (more?) ethical Praetor and basing his whole career off of a manchild and content he clearly has no copyright rights to use.

 

[オプセック]

I have the feeling it never really was discussed when he was arrested. I will take my clocks on that, but do we actually know if he is schizophrenic in the sense that he actually "sees things"? I always took that instance where he goes on about magichan sonichu hitting the officers like child's play stuff and brushed it off as just being part of his whole stunted, child like mentality, but uhm, do we know if he's actually "I see clowns across the street waving at me" tier insane by now? Where there earlier signs? I understand hat he really believe in his lore like a religion since the idea guys, but uh - I never really paid attention to these specific little quips when he made them. Neither was is ever mentioned in all the counseling and medical docs from way back when he was young, I think.

 

[Subway2754]

this is interesting learned about this bro last year

 

[PsychoNerd]

Easy. Geno is pulling off a (more?) ethical Praetor and basing his whole career off of a manchild and content he clearly has no copyright rights to use.

Dude, Geno's far from the only person who's "based their whole career off of a manchild". You're even suggesting yourself that what Geno did was at least more "ethical" than what Praetor's been doing, so this just comes across as needlessly trying to stir up drama surrounding Geno.

While Geno was undeniably chasing clout when he made those medallions, it's honestly kind of ridiculous that people here arbitrarily decided that disrespecting the "wishes" of some guy that created a Pokemon/Sonic hybrid, profiting off of said hybrid made of copyrighted characters, focused on the same VTuber for more than half a decade over their redesign of Wild Sonichu, and caused a ruckus about things as trivial as the color of a character's arms or the cancelation of a TV show, is somehow on the same level as running a freaking ponzi scheme.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Easy. Geno is pulling off a (more?) ethical Praetor and basing his whole career off of a manchild and content he clearly has no copyright rights to use.

Big difference between making a very in depth documentary on the most documented person and actually wrangling him into making a brand name to line your pockets and give him a pittance.

 

[King Kiwi]

Big difference between making a very in depth documentary on the most documented person and actually wrangling him into making a brand name to line your pockets and give him a pittance.

Chris just barely gets that brass farthing huh?

Even piss I gold I guess.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris just barely gets that brass farthing huh?

Even piss I gold I guess.

Chris doesn't care about money as long as his needs are met: toys, high fat food, attention, woman

As long as those are met, he honestly could not care. You can tell him all day that Caden makes six figures off his merch and Chris's only response will be thinking about how famous he is.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris doesn't care about money as long as his needs are met: toys, high fat food, attention, woman

As long as those are met, he honestly could not care. You can tell him all day that Caden makes six figures off his merch and Chris's only response will be thinking about how famous he is.

Caleb will never be famous.

But he will always have a penis no bigger than a Vienna sausage.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Am I crazy or were there actual letters from Chris while he was in jail to somebody, I believe it was Cengle or whoever the Onionfarms guy Chris was originally trusting with the goddess logs, where Chris explicitly admits to fucking Barb and everyone here at the farms was laughing about how fucked his lawyer was because he was admitting to his crime on paper from jail?

Did I make that up? Or did everyone forget that?

Also I don't get why Chris fucking Barb is ever even up for debate in any capacity, because the phone call is far from the only evidence, he freely admitted it to anyone who asked on Twitter, he told Null it was an actual relationship he was in with Barb, like Chris deluded himself into believing he was in an adult relationship with his mother. He bought books about fucking the physically disabled, he admitted to it in prison letters ect.

Also weren't Janke and Fiona taken off guard by the whole mother fucking incident? I keep seeing people talking about they had planned it, or Janke planned it, but I always assumed it was something Chris started doing by himself behind everyone's backs, then it horrified Fiona so much she leaked it.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Am I crazy or were there actual letters from Chris while he was in jail to somebody, I believe it was Cengle or whoever the Onionfarms guy Chris was originally trusting with the goddess logs, where Chris explicitly admits to fucking Barb and everyone here at the farms was laughing about how fucked his lawyer was because he was admitting to his crime on paper from jail?

Chris got letters from a number of people. Kengle was just the most prominent sender of the letters. At one point he wanted Chris to collaborate with him on his Sonichu knockoff or some shit, and cut ties with him after calling Barb a "redneck" that should have died by now. Chris couldn't return home like he wanted with Barb still there.

Also weren't Janke and Fiona taken off guard by the whole mother fucking incident? I keep seeing people talking about they had planned it, or Janke planned it, but I always assumed it was something Chris started doing by himself behind everyone's backs, then it horrified Fiona so much she leaked it.

Yeah, the motherfucking basically interrupted the plan for them to attend Everfree Northwest with Chris. Chris chose them as his bodyguards against Jacob Sockness.

Chris trusted Bella enough to tell her who his "Lady Friend" was, and Fiona asked for a clip of the call from Bella. Fiona was shocked, but she also said something along the lines of "when I fuck Chris, I hope it sways him from his mom." She actually gave the clip to a group of people in another Discord server she was in, and one of those people posted it on Reddit. Fiona DID leak incest texts, though.

 

[knux]

Watched the whole thing today. I agree with other posts here about GFM downplaying Chris abusing his elderly mother. That was on the nose. But despite this, Chris still comes across as batshit insane. Even if they are trying to soften Chris to turn him into a product. He was also much more animated here when compared to his livestreams.

The jail info was interesting. He was going nuts not getting attention by going on the internet. I am 100 percent convinced now that Praetor has control over Chris's social media. They have completely locked Chris down so that he can't do/say stupid shit. As long as Chris is occupied with everything he needs, he will not seek attention online. I wonder how much is involved to keep Chris under control? It still seems like a lot of effort.