🪦 Deceased Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

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RIP

Her food may have been vile, but she was one of the most likeable people to have a thread here. Nothing but sincere condolences for her loved ones.
 
I liked Sara as a cow but, all those many years ago when I found her, I kinda hoped she would do better for herself and vanish into obscurity. Instead she dies while Tess goes on to further ruin her children... (:_(

I don't pray, but I hope those close to her can mourn and move on to celebrating the good of their friend/loved one. I'll be spending some time tonight rewatching my favorite vids, I guess.

Unironic RIP.
 
Rip in pepperoni. May heaven have endless calories. One of the few deathfats outside of AirsoftFatty I didn't hate.
 
Don't ask me how I know this, but you can write to Duke's Mayonnaise and request an authentic Duke's glass jar for cremains (they use plastic jars these days for the mayo sold in stores).

RIP to the woman who defined southern potluck cooking.
 
I'm shocked she was still alive. Wanda's salad was one of the first old videos I would share around to friends on IRC and vent / teamspeak.
That and the Merrill Howard Cooking show.
Man 15 years since that was made... She held in there long for a death fat. A testament to her body. If she wasn't super fat she probably woulda lived into her 90s or 100s.
 
Heaven's officially full after this one.

While it's the expected outcome, it sucks all the same. And hopefully their family handles it all well with time and are doing alright.
Sara genuinely didn't seem to really hurt much except herself, and she was more entertaining to observe just doing their own (excessive and ungodly) thing even if we all knew it was going to come to this and no amount of comments, support or warnings really sunk in.

But... at the same time Sara never seemed to flip out, get insulted or tried to correct anyone voicing a concern or actively trolling either.

A rare case of a cow where you're not actively rooting against them, praying on their downfall nor side lip hating them between pointing and laughing but kinda just taking in the spectacle and in vain hoping they'll stop giving you content for their own good. (:_(

Rest in pasta salad, lady.
 
I always found sara endearing, like a heart warming piece of white trash that always reminded me of home. May she find all the lard and grease at the great buffet in the sky
 
fuck me, I havent thought about her in years and was surprised to see her name on the front page. It was easy to make fun of her when I was younger, yet she lived a live richer than I have. A home full of family, owned land where she could garden and host gatherings to her hearts content, just a simple and slow life in middle America. With mayonnaise.

What a world we live in. Jack Scalfani can casually survive multiple strokes and brag about beating his kids while Sara was yanked to lolcow heaven before her deserved time.
 
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Well friends, that's it. Sara went to that big buffet in the sky last night. There isn't an online obituary to post yet and it's unclear what the actual cause of death was. I don't have the time to sit and collect all the posts but here are a couple of Sara's last posts about herself being ill with "a virus" that caused vomiting, and now her wall is flooded with RIP messages. I just want to say that I had her in the Kiwi Farms Deathfat Death Pool and gave compelling arguments for why she was indefinitely on her way out next but every idiot insisted it was Chantal. Chantal is a cockroach, Sara was teetering on the edge of death for the past 5 years and mainlining lard while nearly 50Ver archivo adjunto 7189304Ver archivo adjunto 7189346Ver archivo adjunto 7189347
I was ninjaed by Spergarella Jr while typing this up :'(
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Jack Scalfani outlives another one
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Good lord, I shouldn't have looked at this thread while listening to some somber music during my studies. Worst time for me to playing it. Randomly teared up for a person I didn't even know until now. I guess there's just something about genuinely harmless people passing away that hit something in me. It wouldn't hit as much if she was an unforgiving lolcow but that's not the case fortunately. Mega gay for me to cry on that anyway. Hope you're enjoying a feast of food up in Heaven, Sara. :semperfidelis:
 
NOOOOOOO! I already knew this was going to happen and I’m surprised it took as long as it did but NOOOOOOO!
 
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