Will you be mine, @We Are The Witches?

Lou Bega

Misty says "let me go" but I really don't wanna
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I can't hide my feelings for you any longer. All those times I made fun of you were just to mask how I really felt about you. I love you more than anything in the world and I don't want to go a minute longer without being your boyfriend.
 
I know enough about you that I want to get to know you. I wish you could at least trust me enough to see if there's any potential to have a relationship. I swear I'm completely sincere with what I say.
No sorry, if I trusted Kiwifarmers with this, I'd definitely get hurt & betrayed. :sadwaifu:

:waifu: Maybe if unknowingly we end up meeting each other in real life at some point.
 
You're losing em, you'll have to do the tried and true Kiwi Farms Pick Up Method tm. Send him your asshole in DM's, he'll take the bait.
Ew!!!! What do you think I am, some kind of creep? If I'm going to send him my asshole, I'm going to do it where everybody can see it.
 
This is more captivating than movie night.

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this is Kiwifarms (where a lot of people in here don't like me for opinions I've posted), so the chances of this being a shitpost or even actually malicious are as high as they get.
I'm going to lock you in a fully furnished basement with couches, chairs, cabinetry, fucking everything as high as I can get. You will have to speak through the bellows for assistance. But I will mainly use that for handwritten shitposts.
 
Oh well, that's lovely, but I have to look out for myself, that's one of the reasons for the powerleveling rule, to not get literally or metaphorically murdered in the process of meeting someone in here.
So what I'm hearing is you would be open to giving us a chance if not for the risk of getting phonebooked?
 
Bro stop using KF as a dating site. This is in earnest, it would benefit all of us to just see this spiral into lolcowdom but don't do it. Most people here are here cause this isn't like other social media. Despite that there is a less than 1% chance you would find a suitable kiwi gf
Don’t cockblock & kinkshame nigga just sit back sip your beer & enjoy the show
 
Bro stop using KF as a dating site. This is in earnest, it would benefit all of us to just see this spiral into lolcowdom but don't do it. Most people here are here cause this isn't like other social media. Despite that there is a less than 1% chance you would find a suitable kiwi gf
SHUT THE FUCK UP ME AND WITCHES ARE GONNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE A LOT OF CHILDREN TOGETHER YOURE JUST JEALOUS OF OUR LOVE
 
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