The Curious Case of @Fascist Kirk - Or, Why I Hate Stickers and People Who Care About Them

[mindlessobserver]

fatstaff.mp4

You have to make this intro song for the next MATI nool.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Imagine creating a sock account to give yourself the equivalent to Reddit updoots

Well...LESS than Reddit upboots.

 

[Guntkvd]

How do I turn off notifications for stickers? They're pretty gay.

 

[Seafarer]

kirk is an EVS alog and gets pissy when they aren't talking exclusively about EVS in the CG thread. the conversation has shifted to Richard C. Meyer who is another person in CG and is losing his mind over people not liking Disney goy slop and has been in a total retard war with everyone becoming more and more unhinged.

Why doesn’t he just make a thread on EVS then (or get someone else to do it in the request a OP thread)? It’d be a win-win for everyone. He’d be able to continue a-logging him and the CG thread could focus more on other figures. If this guy has the free time to make 5+ sockpuppet accounts to agree with his posts and negrate people he doesn’t like then surely he could make an OP for EVS.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Cool story Null, thank you for showing the class.

Now add even more stickers.

 

[linchan]

Gave you a fresh one to make up for it.

Thank you!

 

[Slap47]

How do I turn off notifications for stickers? They're pretty gay.

 

[Vibralldo]

I think the problem is we don't have enough stickers

Please add more, Null

 

[WeWuzFinns]

What a nigger

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Remove all stickers and replace them with something viscerally unpleasant to see or interact with.

 

[obsdj]

There needs to be a fricking limit to how many Stickers you can give out in a week
Treat it like fucking EBT and watch them just NOT give stickers when it's a limited resource

What a thoroughly Current Year idea.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

this is a good thing

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

Remove all stickers and replace them with something viscerally unpleasant to see or interact with.

I agree Null should replace stickers with your mother.

 

[Record Beyond the Sky]

Brain hack: enjoy when you receive positive stickers, and be apathetic when you receive negative stickers

True brain hack: be apathetic when you receive positive stickers, beam with pride when you get called a dumb autist

 

[brazilsucksdick]

Autism is one thing. That's insane. but Reporting a nigga over stickers to Null is the gayest thing you could ever do @Absurdity you're a fuckin faggot

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Can we have a nigger sticker?

 

[Fapcop]

We should have a WINNER day. Say like April 1st, when the only sticker available to give is WINNER.

A very wholesome day full of back patting for the kiwi frens.

 

[Whiskey]

I really enjoy the sticker system.. it reminds me of threads I checked but wouldn't neccesarily follow.

I can't imagine carrying enough to multbox for them. Nor can I imagine anyone giving a post more or less weight from stickers.

 

[Timaeus Testified]

Y'know, when Josh first disabled all sticker notifications (like a year ago or something like that?) I was initially annoyed. But now I get it: it's conditioning your brain to see approval and validation. Eventually you start refreshing at fixed intervals, just to see in anyone's given you that precious bump of dopamine. Discord started doing the same thing: you get alerts on the mobile app every time someone reacts to your post. Think I'll turn them off for now, save for when someone actually replies to my posts. It's more peaceful that way.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Why doesn’t he just make a thread on EVS then? It’d be a win-win for everyone. He’d be able to continue a-logging him and the CG thread could focus more on other figures.

we've suggested this multiple times, the problem is this man is too retarded and lazy to even make coherent responses to posts about EVS or find interesting EVS content to post about himself. Asking him to write a full OP going over the background of EVS is like asking a monkey to write Shakespeare.