The Curious Case of @Fascist Kirk - Or, Why I Hate Stickers and People Who Care About Them

[Axiom.]

Imagine thinking that all of this is a good use of your time. This is genuinely on par with the DSP faggots making a 6 hour video on Phil's cat. Stickerfags are a disgrace to this place.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I get it man, life's like that sometimes.
(I don't get it, life isn't like that)

 

[Lagomorph Guy]

Are Fascist Kirk's socks in the room with us right now?

 

[Lidl Drip]

SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

 

[WeedFaggot024]

I love sticker based drama.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Yikes! Do better!
Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!

 

[mindlessobserver]

@Null I just use the features of the site, if my sticker niggers is a problem I will fuck right off.

Take off the Ring of Stickers! The Eye of Sauron sees you!

 

[Neko GF]

Imagine creating a sock account to give yourself the equivalent to Reddit updoots

Reddit updoots that don't even add Kiwi Karma anymore.

 

[FieldPiece]

Gotta get dem updoots no matter the cost. In the future you'll be able to pay fat women to lick mayonnaise off your toes for a few karma points.

 

[Bruce LaLiLuLeLo]

What a massive fucking waste of time and brain space, dude could do something productive.

 

[winterfag]

Fascist Kirk is just a false flag by Null so he can take away our stickers

 

[Lolek]

I *love* sticker dopamine, I already saturate from exercising and sleeping well, I need that extra bit when someone decides my post was great.

 

[Laburnum]

No surprise that the Thunderdome appears to be at the heart of this colossal autism.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

So it looks like Sticker War 3 is right around the corner

 

[Twin Addler]

I just assume this stuff is super common

 

[The giant penis of doom]

Isn't having every user subscribe to instant sticker dopamine great? Look at how these stickers affect human behavior. I'm basically the Sticker Psychologist, the greatest sticker psychologist the world has ever fucking seen, and this is me introducing stimuli to see how human behavior changes.

I'll be curious to read your findings when you release your paper in Nature or somesuch.

I just assume this stuff is super common

Everyone who agrees with you is a fed to befriend you and get you to do something stupid. Everyone who disagrees with you is also a fed, to provoke you into something stupid. Everyone who ignores you is also a fed, but they have a different assignment.

 

[Americunt]

@Null I know I was a real thorn in your side during the whole sticker war fiasco last year, but I genuinely do appreciate having the sticker notifs back as a barometer of how actively read threads I post in are.

That said, that's pretty much the only value I have with the feature. Is there any actual effect a negative vs positive net rating of stickers even has on a post other than the Highlight feature? This just seems mega autistic on this guy's side

 

[Quartermaster]

Can I have Winner stickers please

 

[gagabobo1997]

Stickers simply aren't the same if you are using socks to give them or mass negrating someone's posts. The joy of stickers comes from making a good post and receiving pozrates from other respected members of the website. Negrates are your sword of judgement that is to be wielded carefully. Mass negrating just removes all meaning from any individual negrate.

 

[Bruce LaLiLuLeLo]

Fascist Kirk is just a false flag by Null so he can take away our stickers

Id actually be happy with no stickers, if it's for everyone. It will kill the reddit mentality in the crib.