Let's Sperg What is the most kino game?

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Shin Megami Tensei III Nocturne

It features Dante from the Devil May cry series.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Quake. No explanation needed, go play it.

 

[biglurker]

Killer7 is literally the closest you can get to kino in game form.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Deus ex
Great immersive sim( what ever the fuck that means) with the best conspiracy story around.

Lots of people bounce of the first level but once you get past it you'll be hooked. Game honestly falls apart one you get to France but even with that it's one of the best games ever.

Killer7 is literally the closest you can get to kino in game form.

It's so kino even when missing more than half the game.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Fortnite

 

[Maxwell Carter]

The original Doom games. Fuck the reboots.

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

SWAT 4. The original "shooter with ROE". a good amount of replayability and quite a bit of lore if you pay attention.
you WILL taze and Pepper spray the hostages. you WILL like it.

 

[FieldPiece]

Deadly Premonition. It approaches lynchian kino both intentionally and unintentionally.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

So does kino mean something similar to dank? Like it isn't just good, but has qualities one might describe as dank?

I guess Timesplitters 2 was pretty dank, I don't remember a lot about the campaign but I remember spending a lot of time in challenge modes playing as an entire assortment of bizarre unlockable characters shooting things with dual wielded double barrel shotguns. The whole thing was a little psychedelic. Here's some of them.


The game was clearly geared to be a console shooter since your aim wasn't expected to be that great and it had split screen multiplayer. Normally people who like dank things are stoned a lot and like FPS games but don't like using keyboard and mouse since they'd rather just sit in a bean bag chair with a controller, so that seems like it would be appealing to them. I know it has has sort of a cult following nowadays.

Not the greatest game overall, but one I definitely might describe as dank ("kino").

Metal gear rising

Metal Gear Rising seems way cooler than it actually is to play. I appreciate the originality of the whole system but on higher difficulties (very hard or revengeance) it becomes obvious how clunky the combat system actually can be. It's also obvious that stuff like stealth and a lot of items/auxillery weapons are vestiges of a point when it was going to be a different, more standard MGS entry. The whole thing doesn't feel entirely realized from an actual gameplay perspective.

The memes are pretty great though.

 

[William F. Clinton]

Hitman: Blood Money
It has all the slick, European neo-noir sensibilities and style with a dash of American grindhouse that the very term "kino" invokes.

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

Scarface: The World Is Yours is pretty good from what I have played, if you liked the movie this is more or less a sequel of it.

You can find it for free somewhere on archive.org, the PC version needs some mods for it to not run like shit tho

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Fallout New Vegas

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HcqeLApWi9U

i remember seeing black in gamestop but my dad never bought me it

 

[Preacher ✝]

With mods: Morrowind

Without mods: God Hand

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I was gonna say Dishonored originally, but consider that more of a DLC. I'm gonna say Thief 2: The Metal Age

Thief: The Dark Project, while good in it's own right, borders more towards the later half of the game with supernatural elements. While interesting, it feels less thief like, than it should. I liked it, but Thief 2 sticks out more because there's one level where you case the joint, then the next level you come back for even more loot where there are more enemies to avoid. This game doesn't encourage a run n' gun fight everything play style, but a slow tactful approach to steal as much as possible. It's an immersive sim, kind of like Deus Ex in a way. You don't need to play Thief 1 to play Thief 2 (if I recall correctly), Thief 3 I could never get to run properly, and just skip the reboot, it's very mid. If you like the gameplay overall of Thief, maybe play it once in your lifetime.

Now, as for Dishonored, it's like thief, but the detection system isn't as complex, but you can play in many different ways. You can kill everyone in your path in a blaze of glory, or kill everyone in your path without being seen. You have super natural powers at your disposal, but the levels aren't as complex as Thief's. You can keep everyone alive as well, and show them mercy. Basically a ton of mix and matching. It's less about stealing though, and more about proving your innocence, and in the second game, you can play as another character who has different powers. It's also set in a steampunk (oilpunk?) depressing Victorian setting. Very unique.

 

[mooted]

Commandos

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Xenogears

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Someone already stole Dead Rising
so im gonna say Vanquish
Its Metal Gear Rising with ADHD and guns, there's nothing quite like it.

Honorable mention for Max Payne 3, just because its one of the few games that take place in Brazil.

 

[BradeRunna]

Sleeping Dogs. It's GTA but in Asia.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

No More Heroes

Why is No More Heroes "Kino"?​

No More Heroes is kino for the absurd writing, narrative and mechanics.

Blood and blood and blood?​

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Jerking off?​

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Great comedic moments? strobe warning for the first clip​

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Check

A cool, handsome foil? Who just so happens to be your twin brother?

Check

An amazing and memorable soundtrack?
The Virgin Child Makes Her Wish Without Feeling Anything at All:

Pleather for Breakfast:

We are Finally Cowboys:

Check

In Conclusion:​

Play No More Heroes,

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