US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[autistic dog]

I'm just hyped about Trump saying he's gonna tell it like it is at the Not State Of The Union
usually he's such a reserved fella who rarely speaks his mind!

I hope he spits some new rhymes against Nancy and Turtle.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=14bdYB446aA

 

[Potion_Time]

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The Pope has suffered some kind breathing crisis and is back on ventilation.

Generally this is the cycle of the terminally ill. You get sick, you show improvement under treatment, and then there's a complete crash.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

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The Pope has suffered some kind breathing crisis and is back on ventilation.

If his "breathing crisis" is anything like Germany's "automobile trajectory errors," he's probably in some trouble.

 

[Blitzsneed]

@Useful_Mistake had a word with Trump
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That's based. Because it's genuinely true.

 

[Beep from Kenshi]

Azealia Banks (crazy rapper) decided to shit on smug Europeans and their yellow teeth:
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BOSS NIGGER (female), back at it again

 

[Potion_Time]

I'm torn between feeling bad for someone and knowing taking satisfaction at imminent demise is probably wrong, and the impression I have from what people have said that he's an inauthentic catholic and is better off replaced.

I guess it's for god to figure out if he's an inauthentic catholic or not, but as a catholic myself, my view is that if he was a good pope, he followed Christs plan for the church. If he was a bad pope he still followed Christs plan for the church.

It's not like Revelation can be changed based on how pious the current reigning pope is.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Goddammit, he's fucking hilarious.

Wow. No ghost writer ever gets that credit. Kudos to Trump for giving this guy what he's due. I'ma pick up a copy.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Hamburgers originated in Germany

The modern flat patty burger originated at White Castle. OG German hamburgers were spherical like spaghetti and meatballs, White Castle invented the flat patty.

 

[Levitcus prime24]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nqd1He6cu-w
>Would you join the military
>No, this isn't our country
>What if you were drafted
>I'd just go back to Egypt

You mean to tell me that all it takes to get these parasites to fuck off back where they came from is to start a draft? Somebody get Trump on the phone, I have a plan!

Again despite trumps fuck ups I am happy that at least he showed America how fucking scummy and idiotic this whole war has been

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

The US gains nothing by Ukraine being whittled down by Russia.

This is just my opinion, we stand to gain reasonable negotiations with a country ready to make deals who may or may not have acquired even more resources to export. Yes we'll be forced to re-enter negotiations with Russia, but at least Putin isn't swayed by the words of snakes; he is the snake. You know what you're going to get with Putin, he's consistent, he's in control of himself. Zelensky is like a fart in a strong gust of wind or a cocaine cloud caught in a gale meaning he's here, there, and everywhere as far as strategy and consistency. He thinks himself a snake but he's actually a worm, no, not a worm but one of those deep sea eels that constantly produces slime as a defense mechanism. Regardless, I've always held the opinion that Ukraine is the Mexico of Europe as far as corruption. I'll continue to enjoy watching the attempt and failure from across this big beautiful ocean that separates us.

 

[Oxyjen]

Goddammit, he's fucking hilarious.

This fuckin guy…

https://newrepublic.com/article/150646/young-trump-went-russia

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Again despite trumps fuck ups I am happy that at least he showed America how fucking scummy and idiotic this whole war has been

It would be so ironic if all of Western Europe marched a conscript army into Ukraine just to thumb their noses at the U.S.

 

[RussianBlonde]

Germany invented ground beef with seasoning served like a steak, America added bread which created the modern idea of the hamburger.

The name Hamburger literally came from Hamburg.

If you wang your national dish to be named after kraut city then be my guest what do I care.

 

[Justin Igger]

Make the US 200% bigger and then it'll be more accurate.


I wonder if them shitposting would cause Redditors to feel the need to not make everything a fucking meme.

Like it somehow counteracts their brain to not wanna make memes out of shit political takes, just because the people they hate are also doing it.

Redditors don’t need an excuse to take themselves even MORE seriously. They’re already larping as delegates of some kinda grassroots resistance movement. Taking turns one-upping each other in hushed tones, completely making up the details as they go, but moving so quickly to the next scattered topic that they don’t have to back up or substantiate anything. Everything they say is designed to be thought-terminating because their incestuous banter is only designed to give a midwit *chills* at the latest totally real anecdotal news of project 2025 or whatever

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The name Hamburger literally came from Hamburg.

If you wang your national dish to be named after kraut city then be my guest what do I care.

And it was the name of a fucking meat ball, which is not what the term "Hamburger" describes now.

 

[Necrosan]

I'm torn between feeling bad for someone and knowing taking satisfaction at imminent demise is probably wrong, and the impression I have from what people have said that he's an inauthentic catholic and is better off replaced.

Takes a lot of bad actions to actually want someone to suffer. I feel bad for the guy because he is obviously suffering but I can't support what he stands for.

On the other hand it's a perfect visual metaphor for the current state of the Institution itself.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

The name Hamburger literally came from Hamburg.

If you wang your national dish to be named after kraut city then be my guest what do I care.

Ah. The M1 Garand cope.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The name Hamburger literally came from Hamburg.

If you wang your national dish to be named after kraut city then be my guest what do I care.

We eat people who are from Hamburg. That’s where the “er” comes from

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I'm torn between feeling bad for someone and knowing taking satisfaction at imminent demise is probably wrong, and the impression I have from what people have said that he's an inauthentic catholic and is better off replaced.

The Pope lectured the West on why they should let illegals in en masse and destroy their nations.

All from from behind the giant-walled Vatican City. Which doesn't allow illegals.

Fuck him.

 

[NSA Intern]

Has anyone sat down and done a page-by-page comparison of P25, and what Trump actually did in his first month?

The right don't care and the left, save a few select autists, never read theory.