Kill all theater kids. Behead Muslim-loving theater kids. Roundhouse kick a theater kid into the concrete, shattering their spineless bodies. Slam dunk a theater kid into a dumpster, alongside their trash-tier acting skills. Crucify filthy theater kids in an overly dramatic fashion befitting their overblown theatrics. Defecate into theater kids food Disregard; they love the taste of shit. Launch theater kids into the sun so they can be more eco-friendly. Stir fry theater kids in a wok since they love CHINA so much. Toss theater kids into active volcanoes and fulfill their martyr complex. Urinate into a oil-hating theater kid's gas tank. Reduce carbon emissions and Judo throw theater kids into a wood chipper. Let trannies sexually assault theater kids because trans women are valid. Report theater kids to the IRS because they love being fucked by daddy gubmint. Karate chop CHINK CHONK theater kids in half. Curb stomp pregnant theater kids Allow theater kids to abort themselves from existence. Trap theater kids in Palestinian quicksand. Crush theater kids in their eight by four habitat pods. Liquify theater kids in a vat of Soylent. Eat theater kids if you want a raging case of monkey pox. Dissect theater kids so future children can learn how to not be gay. Stomp theater kid skulls while watching American History X. Cremate theater kids in the California wildfires. Lobotomize theater kids (lol how? Good luck finding any signs of a brain). Mandatory theater kid abortions Force theater kids to embrace multiculturalism and breed them with niggers. Grind resulting theater kid fetuses into pepperoni. Drown theater kids in overpriced aioli and patchouli grease. Vaporize theater kids with 5G carrier waves. Kick old theater kids out of SAG-AFTRA. Feed theater kids to starving Haitians. Slice theater kids with a katana paper straw.