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Personally, I think if it were up to me, the way cis people would talk to people like Vera Wylde in Trump's America would be to point at them like the freaks they are and shout, "MALE! MALE! MALE! MALE!"

Doing my part

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[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

She must have thought she'd look so cool too, and just ended up looking ridiculous, its like she's based her idea of performative masculinity from 1980's bro dudes from a John Hughes movie.

I imagined she channeled Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds. The problem with that is Michelle isn't trying to masquerade as a dooooood, so she looks relaxed (and sexy, even more so because she wasn't too far removed from Batman Returns). Huge W in any case. A more respectable (and affirming) move would've been to manspread wide as those chubby legs were able to.

 

[deermeat]

Only troons. Only troons can take literally anything and spin it into "Put weird random shit in your body today! Also everyone is TRYING TO KILL ME!!!1!" Every. Single thing

Unless theres literal poison in it, how is it any safer than DIY HRT? How it DIY HRT safe at all? Oh please please enlighten us, troons. Please enlighten us how you are all not crazy schizos that believe in Magical Girl pills and give me a scientific, detailed essay on why not only HRT is legit- but DIY HRT is as safe as the real deal.
Totally no druggie vibes here. None at all.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I'd like to think when "Vera" walks down the street people react like this

 

[There She Glows]

Heh, I removed a stupid tranny sticker from a pole on my way to work today, too. I hope it has some troon seething and coping somewhere.

I'm sitting on a stash of kiwi farms stickers from an old merch run and now I'm so glad I did because we have a lot more brand recognition. Null sprang for the egg shell stickers that are a nightmare to scrape off. Waiting for a trip to Portland or the Bay Area so they can be strategically deployed.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but Riley Gaines "debated" some obnoxious, trooned-out sheboon on the first half of Piers Morgan's show. It was a trainwreck and "she" would not shut the fuck up.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Oxmw-SvSpI

This troon is comedy gold. Every time he opens his mouth he peaks more people.

 

[Jesters]

Thread tax time: a post-phallo pooner is disappointed that her girlfriend won't utilize her silly little testicle pumps because it is just offputting.

Okay, I need clarification on this. I don't keep up with pooner technology because I have actual testicles. What the fuck is a testicle pump. If I'm reading this right, does like... Squeezing the balls put air or some shit into the rotdog to make it stiffer?

Literally the only thing I can make any connection with in my head is the fucking muscle arms that blow up with air from SpongeBob. Are they running with cartoon tech now?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

You guys see that Hunter Schafer is bitching that his passport now correctly genders him as a man?

'James' is a very odd middle name for a woman.

 

[Procopius]

Okay, I need clarification on this. I don't keep up with pooner technology because I have actual testicles. What the fuck is a testicle pump. If I'm reading this right, does like... Squeezing the balls put air or some shit into the rotdog to make it stiffer?

They stick a deflated balloon in the middle of the rotdog, and a little pump and fluid reservoir in the scrotum. You squeeze the ball shaped pump to push fluid into the balloon to give an "erection". At which point you reinforce it with a couple of coffee stirrers and wrap the whole lot in duct tape to be reaby for "sex". Then when you've finished you carefully peel the tape off, and press the deflate button.

But don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds to those with the normal style penis. You're dealing with arm tissue with limited blood circulation and damaged nerves. Others have posted threads to reddit with titles along the lines of "My [rotdog] keeps falling out of my girlfriend while we're having sex but I don't realise until she tells me. How do cis dudes deal with this". Read the SRS thread for more details. There was a video a long time back of a pooner demonstrating the pump in action. It looked just as pathetic as it sounds.

 

[Internet Wizard]

You guys see that Hunter Schafer is bitching that his passport now correctly genders him as a man?

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Lost my shit when he started listing his privileges such as being "white and thin and adhering to societal beauty standards"

 

[Procrastinhater]

I imagined she channeled Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds. The problem with that is Michelle isn't trying to masquerade as a dooooood, so she looks relaxed (and sexy, even more so because she wasn't too far removed from Batman Returns). Huge W in any case. A more respectable (and affirming) move would've been to manspread wide as those chubby legs were able to.

She came close I guess, just she captured the Weird Al parody version.

This troon is comedy gold. Every time he opens his mouth he peaks more people.

I'm half convinced "Blossom" is a fucking PsyOp to peak normies. He looks like a fucking gorilla in a dress and his chimp outs are just pure Testosterone rage, plus the shit he comes out with (DO NOT INTERUPT A BLACK TRANSWOMAN) could almost have been chosen by a focus group to draw attention to the fact these weird faggots are demanding special privileges not equal rights. He doesn't even argue like a woman, when he gets irate he sounds like what he is, a seething homosexual man.

Nobody watching "Blossom" try to debate someone could come away with any impression other than that this is an angry cross dressing man furious that his fetish is no longer getting him a free pass to be an asshole.

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Lost my shit when he started listing his privileges such as being "white and thin and adhering to societal beauty standards"

It says "male" because you're a fucking man you stupid cross dressing asshole lol.
You didn't "actually think" that reality was going to matter on a legal ID document??
Fucking solipsism.
It's not "analogous to the historic rise of fascism" that a fucking man gets called a man, retard. Jesus wrong sex hormones really must damage a persons brain.

Thing is how anyone could confuse this guy for a female is beyond me. All I can think is it's either face blindness or people lying for faggot social credit. He just looks like a twink. Dude doesn't look any more female than fucking Dylan Mulvaney if you're paying attention, and this is the dude that Troons point to as a "success"?

This guy's 30's are gonna be a harsh wakeup call for him, once he ages out of twinkdom it's fucking Joever.

 

[kiwirevolving]

https://www.tiktok.com/@rickstrongback

The lgbt and trans flag next to the circus emoji

 

[Mad_Dog]

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Lost my shit when he started listing his privileges such as being "white and thin and adhering to societal beauty standards"

I've never seen a man complain so much. Maybe he really is a woman.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

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Lost my shit when he started listing his privileges such as being "white and thin and adhering to societal beauty standards"

Whoever did his voice training really failed. He sounds strained and like something is just off. Very unpleasant to listen to, just what you want in an 'actor'.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

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Lol, the fuck? Only troons. Only troons can take literally anything and spin it into "Put weird random shit in your body today! Also everyone is TRYING TO KILL ME!!!1!" Every. Single thing.

The only reason this would cause serotonin syndrome is if they were already on SSRIs.

But I thought transitioning and being your true authentic self made you happy? Why are so many of you trannies taking antidepressants?

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Vera Wylde, a.k.a. Council of Geeks, here, to tell you how to talk to trans people in Trump's America.

It's a good example of something I see a lot with him - that kind of aggression, barely disguised as cheery friendliness behind a brittle smile.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ute-zH8Wnj8
Personally, I think if it were up to me, the way cis people would talk to people like Vera Wylde in Trump's America would be to point at them like the freaks they are and shout, "MALE! MALE! MALE! MALE!"

The content of what he’s saying is actually ok; if you have trans friends (lol) and are bothered about their fee fees, it’s sensible enough advice.

HOWEVER. That delivery! He can barely disguise his anger and contempt for the cis scum trying to be kind to him!

No wonder they are losing so much support, “allies” can never win and have to be perfect, and mind readers.

If such news upsets him so much, it’s really his responsibility to ask his friends: “please could we avoid talking about the news for now as I’m stressed”.

His friends are not psychic, and of course, while troons were winning the culture wars, they were happy to go on endlessly about their grievances. Now there are genuine grievances it’s logical that allies would think they will still want to talk about it.

 

[Doublefrag]

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Lost my shit when he started listing his privileges such as being "white and thin and adhering to societal beauty standards"

Holy shit his voice really is feminine. As in, he talks like an actual woman even with the vocal fry and stuff. Even while sneezing he sounds like a chick. Too bad his gestures and stilted body language at the end out him as an autistic man. Otherwise Hunter would reasonably pass as an attractive half-German girl.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Holy shit his voice really is feminine. As in, he talks like an actual woman even with the vocal fry and stuff. Even while sneezing he sounds like a chick. Too bad his gestures and stilted body language at the end out him as an autistic man. Otherwise Hunter would reasonably pass as an attractive half-German girl.

You're treading down a dangerous path, brother. Turn back now.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Tips for talking to trans people: #1 - don't. Your day will be better without the narcisstic takes about everything.

Lol, the fuck? Only troons. Only troons can take literally anything and spin it into "Put weird random shit in your body today! Also everyone is TRYING TO KILL ME!!!1!" Every. Single thing.

I saw the image and I thought this was from the DIY HRT thread

 

[truth_seeker]

Some interesting info about Hunter Schafer: in 2018 he posted a now deleted journal entry on Instagram where he basically admitted trooning out was a live out his rape fetish.
"My gender was so influenced by a need to be used by men."
"My sexual orientation was not gay, it was not straight, is an attraction, always to misogyny."
"Not feeling femme enough w/o being a victim of r*pe... The idea of being eaten used to arouse me."