Oh Sherlock Holmes, will you be my Valentine? - From your intrepid spaceman admirer from Halloween.

[Mr. Manchester]

I think you get a forum award if you get married. Good luck my nigga!

Edit: Also if you're a morbidly obese woman there's a 99% chance you were talking to @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed

 

[Balanced Boomer]

In a dimly lit office, a muscular senior citizen vigorously pumps iron, contemplating between reps as to how he'll get McDonalds to bring back beef tallow french fries.

"So much work to be done", he ponders. "Gotta do what it takes; gotta get them kids healthy again."

Wiping the sweat from his brow, he settles into his office chair, clicking, navigating, using his moment of reprise to gain insight on the current state of affairs.

He stumbles upon this thread, wincing violently.

"God damn autism is more out of control than I realized", he muttered, doubling his inner resolve to combat this perpetual menace. "So much work to do", he thought to himself before doing five sets of power squats.

 

[W'rkncacnter]

Whoever he was talking to probably won't post in the thread but this is all very sweet.

Good luck you two.

 

[des Pudels Kern]

I am so happy for you, nigger.
God sneed

 

[IKOL]

I have no hand in this.,

Godspeed, OP, maybe you'll find that one and only Kiwi.

 

[pacifist kaczynski]

It was me! I was the Sherlock Holmes!

(I'm not actually guys I'm just looking to catfish him and spend the rest of my life married to him then after leak all our DMs)

 

['Ole Dente]

nigga i told you

i just wanted the ass play I didn’t want a relationship

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

I hope you find your Sherlock, pal. Furthermore, I hope they are not a fed.

 

[JustSomeDong]

this is gaytarded af...




yet i still wish you well on your lovequest.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

of your time here on a board they once called Fashion

Check the man hate thread.

 

[Hokuriku]

This entire thread confusing HH Holmes with Sherlock Holmes is very funny.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

I'm going to make a bot that emails you every possible combination of names in differently formatted emails at random intervals throughout the next few months so you'll never know who your true love is.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Much more pleasant and direct than my CIA handlers encoded radio signals beamed into my mind

 

[Stan]

Is this a Missed Connections post on Kiwi Farms?
It deserves the highest honor I can bestow.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I grudgingly hope these two guys get together. I guess.

 

[56 others]

God I hope this works out

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

This is cute and wholesome as fuck.
Why wait so long though dude?

 

[Ventrue]

You go spaceman get your detective.

 

[Mrsneksnekson]

May you have found all the clues! rooting rainbows for you my dude!

 

[GaryGray]

If you do manage to use the forums as a Missed Connection you should get an award for that. Don't think anyone has met someone in real life who used the forum then joined the forum to find them. Much the same way no one has been awarded this trophy either.

EDIT: The trophy has been awarded to @Fialovy