DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I have literally never seen anyone's body look like Phil's like that, the side of his chest looks like it was photoshopped there's such a hard line between tits and stomach.

Do you think he's wearing a girdle? I could see it, make him look less fat and help his back, only for it to backfire completely.

 

[Digger10]

Not giving detractors the W. It is the most important thing in his life

The detractors won as soon as he showed off his chest. Either he keeps the sweater and continues to display his chest fat or he covers it up and confirms that he's embarrassed by it. But as we see from his "Street Fighter" videos, Phil doesn't understand how losing works.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I have literally never seen anyone's body look like Phil's like that, the side of his chest looks like it was photoshopped there's such a hard line between tits and stomach.

Do you think he's wearing a girdle? I could see it, make him look less fat and help his back, only for it to backfire completely.

Great point. Maybe thats it

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

My theory is that the only dietary change he's made in the last decade is that he switched from regular to diet soda (those seltzers he drinks are basically diet sprite) to mix his liquor, so he slowly lost weight over the years. Back when he was like 250 lb he was probably taking in hundreds of calories a day in soda alone.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

0:05

"Alright people have been insulting me all day just to show you it's the shirt look! It's the actual shirt people keep saying dude you have big boobs no this shirt for some reason is fucked up it like bundles up right here it's the shirt it's not me."

It's you Phil

 

[Balr0g]

Man, Kick was wild yesterday. DSP was limbing so hard it must have been the most exercise he has gotten in years

X

 

[Love Is Blue]

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"Alright people have been insulting me all day just to show you it's the shirt look! It's the actual shirt people keep saying dude you have big boobs no this shirt for some reason is fucked up it like bundles up right here it's the shirt it's not me."

It's you Phil

if only derich wasn't banned in his chat

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Man, Kick was wild yesterday. DSP was limbing so hard it must have been the most exercise he has gotten in years

X

Here's the link to the Kick ban list for anyone who wants to follow along. It updates as new bans come in, of which there are always plenty.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I have literally never seen anyone's body look like Phil's like that, the side of his chest looks like it was photoshopped there's such a hard line between tits and stomach.

Do you think he's wearing a girdle? I could see it, make him look less fat and help his back, only for it to backfire completely.

People have said he needs to wear an undershirt. It would have mitigate the moob definition, but he didn't wanna listen.

But that's DSP. Where something as simple as "you're supposed to wear an undershirt" shows how much of an arrogant egotistical retard he is.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

idk I find it pretty cringe that he owns a shirt with DSP on it but all things considered... a 10 hour documentary (sorry, 9 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds) being criticized on the DSP subforum which contains 454,200 messages and a thread just pertaining to his hair that has more than 1000 posts is... I don't know how different a 10 hour long documentary is to 454k messages about a fat, balding, bad back-ack-ack-ack livestreamer

Nonsensical comparison. People are obsessive here sure, but the hundreds of thousands of posts on this subforum were made by thousands of posters over the course of several years. Comparing that to one guy sitting and talking for ten hours straight doesn't make sense. Two very different things.

 

[Lady Adjani]

People have said he needs to wear an undershirt. It would have mitigate the moob definition, but he didn't wanna listen.

But that's DSP. Where something as simple as "you're supposed to wear an undershirt" shows how much of an arrogant egotistical retard he is.

This wouldn’t even be an issue if he just gave up the larp and stopped dressing like a 50 year old school counsellor.

Really funny watching him squirm though

 

[detractorzer0]

This wouldn’t even be an issue if he just gave up the larp and stopped dressing like a 50 year old school counsellor.

Really funny watching him squirm though

The funny thing is that people said he needs to dress like an adult. Phil being Phil, he overshoots the mark in his constant need to overcompensate. T-shirt and a flannel, something like that. Not a damn Cosby sweater and button up dress shirts.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[PieceofShet]

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And whats the reward for it?

EDIT: Also, am I the only one who think this is very disrespectful towards Rambo? Calling the show Smark Guys that was THEIR SHOW, not DSP's.

As John said a few years ago, "he still makes money on us".

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Oh boy, this show is rough. I wouldn't survive that level of cringe without Tevin. This must even be hard for Casino dents, I assume.

 

[shekelshoah666]

And whats the reward for it?

EDIT: Also, am I the only one who think this is very disrespectful towards Rambo? Calling the show Smark Guys that was THEIR SHOW, not DSP's.

As John said a few years ago, "he still makes money on us".

$500 to watch AEW for 1 week
$1000 for simulation match commentary

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

The constant dicksucking from PPP to Phillip on the new Smark Guys makes it unwatchable.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

whats the over/under on triple chin becoming an unironic paypig/orbiter

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

whats the over/under on triple chin becoming an unironic paypig/orbiter

BECOMING?

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Listening to these two fat homos talk about wrestling feels more gay than watching wrestling.