'Home Improvement' star arrested for the third time in 12 months - No it's not Tim Allen

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by WKRC
Sat, January 4th 2025 at 7:36 AM

(Horry County Sheriff's Office)

HORRY COUNTY, S.C. (WKRC) - One of the child actors from the television show "Home Improvement" was arrested for the third time in 12 months.

Zachery Ty Bryan, who played Brad Taylor, the oldest son in "Home Improvement," was arrested on Jan. 2 in Myrtle Beach for domestic violence.

According to TMZ, the alleged victim told police Bryan punched her multiple times on the left side of her face.

She also claims he choked her, cutting off her breathing and making her fear for her life, she says.

The two reportedly share a child together.

Bryan was released one day later after paying his $10,000 bond.

Bryan was previously arrested for driving under the influence in February and October of 2024, was arrested for domestic violence in July of 2023.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I sure hope Wilson can talk some fucking sense into this kid.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Hey, neighbor. You seem a little down, Brad. Hmm, I see. During the Spaghettian Era, did you know Italian men frequently beat their wives at night while intoxicated on wine pressed by the feet of conquered Mediterranian slave boys?

That doesn't excuse your actions, of course, but know you aren't alone in your worst impulses. Perhaps it's about time you started acting like a 21st century American and not a Spaghettian Era Italian man? That's part of growing up, little neighbor. There is still time.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

 

[Xarpho's Return]

See, this is why people think celebrities get special status. A normal methhead in the Southeast gets arrested for domestic abuse and not even the papers mention it anymore. A methhead in the Southeast who once had a small part in a modestly popular sitcom 30 years ago, bam! National news!

 

[The Internet Dick]

If you're wondering which Home Improvement kid it was, this is Zachery Ty Bryan:



A recent DWI arrest indicates alcohol is Bryan's drug of choice. That--combined with his apparent woman-beating addiction--makes for a bad day for this former child actor.

Truthfully, there should be no child actors. While there aren't any hard stats available, I would guess a majority of minors in show business are mind fucked and/or sexually molested while still legally children, with the vast majority of those cast aside as damaged goods when their youthful bloom has worn off and they're no longer attractive to the pederasts that lured them into that world.

These kids are fucked-up. Shit needs to stop.

 

[break these cuffs]

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If you're wondering which Home Improvement kid it was, this is Zachery Ty Bryan:

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A recent DWI arrest indicates alcohol is Bryan's drug of choice. That--combined with his apparent woman-beating addiction--makes for a bad day for this former child actor.

Truthfully, there should be no child actors. While there aren't any hard stats available, I would guess a majority of minors in show business are mind fucked and/or sexually molested while still legally children, with the vast majority of those cast aside as damaged goods when their youthful bloom has worn off and they're no longer attractive to the pederasts that lured them into that world.

These kids are fucked-up. Shit needs to stop.

That doesn't even touch the parents who push their kids in it to exploit them. It's pretty horrid all around. Plus, they're generally terrible.

 

[frozen_runner]

So he'll be eager to join the reunion, sounds like.

 

[The Magnificence]

...the word "star" is doing a lot of heavy lifting, here...

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

How did he swing this

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Wow, I wonder how the youngest Taylor kid is doing.

 

[Kheapathic]

Was somewhat hoping it was Wilson, but he stayed in character the entire time.

 

[Dysnomia]

If you're wondering which Home Improvement kid it was, this is Zachery Ty Bryan:

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A recent DWI arrest indicates alcohol is Bryan's drug of choice. That--combined with his apparent woman-beating addiction--makes for a bad day for this former child actor.

Truthfully, there should be no child actors. While there aren't any hard stats available, I would guess a majority of minors in show business are mind fucked and/or sexually molested while still legally children, with the vast majority of those cast aside as damaged goods when their youthful bloom has worn off and they're no longer attractive to the pederasts that lured them into that world.

These kids are fucked-up. Shit needs to stop.

Home Improvement featured three adolescent blonde boys. There's no way diddling wasn't happening. As CGI improved all child actor roles should be digitally created.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I sure hope Wilson can talk some fucking sense into this kid.

Not unless they get a working Ouija board or a Voodoo Priest.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Dude has 5 DUI arrests, two of which are felonies. How is this guy not in prison?

 

[Cats]

all of the Home Improvement kids grew up looking scuffed as FUCK.



But I can hear you right now; "How on earth did JTT turn out ugly? He was on the cover of Tiger Beat magazine!"


Well...you see, Time is the cruelest of all motherfuckers, my friend.


Behold:

 

[Fag Albert]

Well...you see, Time is the cruelest of all motherfuckers, my friend.

It claims everyone that's not the black power ranger.

 

[WonderWino]

all of the Home Improvement kids grew up looking scuffed as FUCK.



But I can hear you right now; "How on earth did JTT turn out ugly? He was on the cover of Tiger Beat magazine!"


Well...you see, Time is the cruelest of all motherfuckers, my friend.


Behold:

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He looks like he's turning into a haggered version of the guy from the townsends youtube channel

I sure hope Wilson can talk some fucking sense into this kid.

Well....

 

[Megaton Punch]

all of the Home Improvement kids grew up looking scuffed as FUCK.



But I can hear you right now; "How on earth did JTT turn out ugly? He was on the cover of Tiger Beat magazine!"


Well...you see, Time is the cruelest of all motherfuckers, my friend.


Behold:

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JTT has some sort of disease that makes him elflike, I swear. It's never been confirmed, but look at him. Even when he was a teenage heart-throb he looked like he was one enchanted mushroom away from asking me if he could follow me around after my victory against the Grey Prince.

But yes, they all turned out weird to some degree, which is too bad because it makes it harder to appreciate the wholesome chungus vibe Home Improvement has going for it.

 

[Cats]

JTT has some sort of disease that makes him elflike, I swear. It's never been confirmed, but look at him. Even when he was a teenage heart-throb he looked like he was one enchanted mushroom away from asking me if he could follow me around after my victory against the Grey Prince.

But yes, they all turned out weird to some degree, which is too bad because it makes it harder to appreciate the wholesome chungus vibe Home Improvement has going for it.

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