💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

First, pregnancy isn't "ridiculous". It's an actual Big Problem for him.

You are trying to claim that ordinary sensibility regarding the magnitude of parental responsibility is "not ridiculous" to a respectable member of society. However the record clearly reflects that Rackets 9-year old child has gotten into the booger sugar at least once, ergo this mentality should not be applied to Nicky-boy.

I doubted it was a pregnancy though. Until I envisioned that he might have seen the pee-soaked stick, start crying, drank a bottle of whiskey, ripped ass and lit the fart on fire in an attempt to rocket himself to the moon to escape child support. He'd be busy getting his asshole treated for 3rd degree burns at the hospital. Now that would be ridiculous and could also explain why he was still up at 3am.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

ALERT ALERT ALERT! Missive From The Court Of Balldo!

Spoiler alert: nothing has happened but Nick wants attention.

Wil Herren appeared on one of Melton's friend's shows and detailed some things Rekieta told him, such as the story he loves to brag about—how Aaron has tasted his semen.

Probably the only element of Nick telling "his truth" which I actually believe.

Destiny rides out his scandals with honesty about his vices and a good work ethic. Nick can easily achieve the former.

This is perfectly crafted bait. Bravo.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

20 bucks says she snaked him

30 bucks says april has fooled him with a really, really good tuck job and is actually a split personality of aaron larping as a woman.

 

[Truly Rural]

Smile, laugh, and learn more about yourself.

People with this attitude are worst. Run as fucking far away from them as you can as fast as you can, and you'll have a reason to smile after dodging this emotional literal demon. "I want you to smile" uh oh "I just want you to be happy" oh uh oh no. Well what if for whatever reason I'm not? What then fucker? Oh, I see, you are unhappy, now let's see, the my thing is suddenly your fucking problem? SOOOOO.... my cat died, and I'm sad, and that's your problem, now you can't function because I'm not happy and smiling? You can't handle it?

The world and people in it are just not fucking right FOR YOU? Not up to your demand and your standards? And that's such a deep, such delicate, such a profound issue you personally are going through that you have to get on a high horse and signal some misguided virtue to the entire world like an oblivious twink you are.

People with this attitude I would punch in the nose, hoping they learn fucking something about other humans in the process.

 

[Folgers Can]

It's about discovering that The Big Source & Leaker is Coomalot, CGoody, Art, or (outside chance) Will Herren.

Possibly but just being ridiculous doesn't check all the boxes:

1. It's something that ties into his usual victim mentality by being a part of the recent "confluence of bullshit" inflicted on him by external oppressors
2. It's so shocking and grave a "revelation" that he's still "reeling" with no ability to "process" it or even "describe" it beyond vagueposting
3. It's something "surreal"
4. It's something "ridiculous"
5. He's "working on it"

You nailed #1 through #4 but not #5. Whatever it is, it's something where he would want to assure people that he's "working on it" as though he could just buckle down and grind his way through an existing process that will seize control to "fix" the problem, which lowers the odds that it has to do with personal drama and increases the odds that it has to do with existing charges, new charges, impending divorce, the foreclosure process, or unanticipated obstacles to accessing funds needed to resolve those problems. What else would have him "working on it"?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

My guess for the "big revelation"

Nick found out who leaked the CHIPS files to the Farms, and it was Kayla.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

My guess for the "big revelation"

Nick found out who leaked the CHIPS files to the Farms, and it was Kayla.

I cannot fathom a scenario in which she would intentionally go out of her way to look horrible just to make someone else look bad in the process. That's more balldo territory.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

My guess for the clickbait dangling from Nicks flaccid rod:

There have been several liens put against the Silent Hill Bunker. From Montagraph for the 300 owed, also, the State of Minnesota for the fee's from unpaid traffic citations and to top it off, from the IRS for the unpaid taxes on Nick's Youtube earnings. Thus, queering the sale of the Bunker.

eta: Let's throw in Nicks attorney in the Montagraph case. I have no doubt that Nick owes 10's of thousands in past due dollarinos. So his atty has withdrawn from representing him plus put a lien against the bunker.

(okay, I am pretty well making this scenario up, but live in hope)

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

My guess for the "big revelation"

Nick found out who leaked the CHIPS files to the Farms, and it was Kayla.

There's no way. @MNPublicRecords wrote extensive summaries of the leaked files, full of snarky remarks. Respectfully, there's no way Kayla has a high enough IQ to do such a thing.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

My guess for the "big revelation"

Nick found out who leaked the CHIPS files to the Farms, and it was Kayla.

Nah, he discovered the 8yo really was stealing all his coke after all that little bastard.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Nah, he discovered the 8yo really was stealing his coke that little bastard.

It's always the kid you love the most hate the least that betrays you.

 

[Oxyjen]

What else would have him "working on it"?

I think a lot of the weird decisions relating to Nick’s properties and so on are part of a battle between himself and the family trust. Having 5 kids in the first place was probably motivated to get trust money.
If he needs to become bankrupt and lose the family home in order to get a large payout, he’ll do that too.
So the mystery ridiculous problem that he’s working on may be that they’ve changed the rules to thwart him.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Waste of time speculating. He can't keep his gob shut for more than a day, so we'll know soon enough.

 

[Major]

My guess for the "big revelation"

Nick found out who leaked the CHIPS files to the Farms, and it was Kayla.

I think it's more that his plea deal has been revoked, or he really is losing the house immanently because of the foreclosure (which he's only just found out about)

 

[thebigdream]

Come on, guys. Nick's revelation is that he's a faggot. Of course we've all known this for some time, but he's a slow-in-the-mind alcoholic so you have to give him time to process just how gay he is. The penny finally dropped.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Come on, guys. Nick's revelation is that he's a faggot. Of course we've all known this for some time, but he's a slow-in-the-mind alcoholic so you have to give him time to process just how gay he is. The penny finally dropped.

Typical drug hedonist pipeline. Penis stops functioning but still needs to maintain the idea that he's a stud. You know what doesn't need a functioning dick and still gets laid? Power bottoms.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

This, or Kayla's finally had enough and is leaving with the kids...and Nick's parents are on her side.

I doubt Kayla has the spine to leave and I'm even more doubtful such a simple idea could form in her empty head. Her only focus is pills and Star Trek.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Intelligent? We don't have IQ tests, right? Kurt would probably score best yet he's the most retarded with one of the least viewed channels, so...

He’s going to keep having shit views until he can clear up whatever skin condition he has. I just want to shake him by the shoulders and shout that it’s OK to put some damn color corrector on before streaming. I don’t know if it’s eczema , or rosacea, or goddamn psoriasis, but he needs a dermatologist yesterday.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

There's no way. @MNPublicRecords wrote extensive summaries of the leaked files, full of snarky remarks. Respectfully, there's no way Kayla has a high enough IQ to do such a thing.

You are likely right, I did not consider if Kayla had the brain capacity for it.
Maybe just another family member or a close acquaintance from church.

Maybe one of the teachers at the school coop.
Lots of funny options, because there are a lot of people in the area of Spicer MN that hate his guts.

I think it's more that his plea deal has been revoked, or he really is losing the house immanently because of the foreclosure (which he's only just found out about)

This process has been ongoing for months, it is why the second house is for sale. No way he "only just found out".

 

[smarty_snoops]

that camelot dude seems like the kind of guy who is a closeted homosexual who spreads HIV in his local communities.