It was a really weird segment because you could see real emotion (seething hatred) coming from him when he shittalked Jordan Neely's father rather than the usual DSPahlitics staple of blasé schizoyapping or fake "hyping up" of a "based" take he's having. I think it comes from a place of projection and Phail feels like all his phailures come from his dad not handholding him his entire life.Holy shit that last segment, dear lord it was like pulling teeth out.
Phil ranting and raving about how its the parents fault for not taking care of their drugged out and mentally unstable ADULT son.
I need a MIND WASHanother night of 30min OT
Yet he's going to spend all of next stream talking about the announcements.
Such a dumb nigger.
I love how Phil will dump gifted subs on another channel but refuses to give out his 10 free gifted subs a month on his own channel.
I think it's because he's terrified of having to give live commentary. I recall him not streaming it in the past, but instead watching it live and taking notes, then doing a stream after the fact where he shared his notes. I always assumed it was because he was afraid of being caught off guard by something/saying something wrong. By waiting, he can scan Twitter headlines to see which games he's supposed to pretend to be hyped about, and which ones he's supposed to shit on.
The cruel punchline is if phil had two braincells and half an inch of backbone he could have cemented his kick audience. Stolen some of the KC dents and just gotten to level 2. And all he had to do was insult Kino back. Like it wasn't even hard. His opponents are a fat retard and a cowardly little crackhead. And this audience isn't expecting Swiftian ripostes. If Phil just said they were fat drug addicts with a modicum of swagger, he would be golden.
Phil's favorite irl equipment, the sledgehammer made of a block of ice. Unlike triple P's, that what Phil calls PPP the fat tranny, favorite irl equipment choice, the sledgehammer made of pastries.
Another Baldur's Gate retroactive cope overdose, is that what, two years in a row now?
(My attempt at not darksyde killing off the weekend tradition on the site is to actually show movies, about either pigs, or roaches, in between Phil filler but if enough actual DSP suggestions are put in, sure, 72 hours of beg it can be instead. Why not.)
Darth Pigious the Gouty demands all your money so he can pay his bills for the force
Well, they are two big bills.
The whole Kino Casino arc had me thinking we were all wrong, that greed does come before his ego. He's been taking flak from KC for ages but he still tries to hang out with them to leech off of their audience, going so far as to even give them money.
While I won't deny he's trying to leech off of their audience, I think when he simps for KC, he's basically doing what his paypigs do, try and pay for friendship. To give Phil an insulting bit of credit, he was actually doing it well before he had paypigs. Going all the way back to his original condo purchase in CT, he basically said he bought it to try and impress a girl. When he wants to be closer with someone, his only solution is to throw money at them until they're trapped.
I can't wait for the day he returns to twitch after the mad amounts of shit he's been talking about how trash it is.
He definitely knew he was being made fun of, and if he didn't, 100 people told him. But he legit thought he was going to be part of the gang, just some friendly razzing, and he'd keep getting KC dent tips forever. When it became totally clear he was part of their Wack Pack and that had no interest in him except as a joke, Phil then....did nothing. Because for as many insults as Phil dishes out, he only does it when you can't say anything back. Phil wouldn't even defend himself or his wife when they called her fat (which is part of the reason KC dropped him in the first place, no entertainment). If he did, he'd call them stupid idiot mouthdroolers, and then what? He's got no ammuntion for a verbal battle.