Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It’s important to note that he’s only AGREED to pay the fine. He has yet to actually pay it.

Well of course not, he hasn't had his "Help Me Pay My Court Fees So I Can Snort Coke er...I Mean See My Son For Christmas" stream yet.

 

[AnOminous]

Gotta feel bad for young Xander. I'm sure very soon he'll be taken to another confusing play date where a misshapen, reddish, slovenly mouth breathing man pig ogles him from the other side of a plexiglass partition and begs him 'Jus cawl me daddy, suuuu...we gonna own the alogs:. Confusing times ahead. Fortunately Xander will forget him shortly after.

I like when Xander called him Bluey. Bluey is a female dog. Even his own toddler son calls him a bitch.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Help Me Pay My Court Fees So I Can Snort Coke er...I Mean See My Son For Christmas

He's dreaming of a white Christmas

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

The Gunt always wins folks, you just can't beat that flab.

 

[WelperHelper99]

So Ralph resolved a legal situation in less than a month, from another country, and actually paid the fine immediately too?

He's like ten times the lawyer Cuckieta is. Cuckieta can't even take care of a traffic ticket across town.

Oops, misread the $0 as the balance. I bet Ralph pays though.

This blows my mind. Ralph has more legal sense than a (non practicing) lawyer, enough to negotiate from a country away, and basically get away scott free. Holy shit. Ralph, my man, my Saul Goodman lmao.

 

[Law]

Pay Quasi Minnesota, pigtits!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ya know what, good on Ralph for resolving this like an actual functional adult.

Surely this is the mark of a new era for him and he will never do anything stupid again. Though given his history with airports I'll believe it when pigs fly.

No, bish. The Ralphamale pleads no low contenderee to aw his crimes, that's when you're guilty, but you say you're innocent and they give you a slap on the wrist. Do yew unnerstan?

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Ring it up Piggertits W.

As much of a rotten piece of flesh Piggertits may be, a win is a win. Somehow Roccatta fails at doing the same.

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

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The Ralphamale always wins bish

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Holy shit, the ragepig actually got his Christmas miracle, maybe Rickeitas will get their Christmas mira-DENIED

 

[Preacher ✝]

No, bish. The Ralphamale pleads no low contenderee to aw his crimes, that's when you're guilty, but you say you're innocent and they give you a slap on the wrist. Do yew unnerstan?

I get it but there's nothing inherently wrong with using a no contest plea and it would be kind of stupid to outright admit guilt if you don't have to.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I wanted him to do something stupid.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Oops, misread the $0 as the balance. I bet Ralph pays though.

After a few 4bars and half a dozen Modelos a $5 Superchat will inspire him to say "Fuck Minnesota, Bish! I ain't payin' shiii"

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

It was a $587 fine? Was this after making a deal with the judge, or was that always an option?

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Ralph pussied out my GOAT would’ve lived on the run

 

[Schwarzwald]

$589?!

That's like Ralph's yearly salary. Giving him the Alex Jones treatment, I see.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Rename da thread to Ethan Ralph, destroyah of da Kiwi Fahms, bish, cuz I just won.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Unlike Rackets, I'm pretty sure Ralph is smart enough to pay off that fine as soon as they'll let him. My boy may make a lot of stupid decisions but he knows that if there's an opportunity to spend money to make a problem go away than you should probably do just that. Overall I have to commend Ralph on getting this taken care of as fast as he did. I'm pleasantly surprised.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Ya know what, good on Ralph for resolving this like an actual functional adult.

Ralph actually resolved a case more or less in his favor. Ralph is a better lawyer then Nick.

 

[Sneedium]

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE GUNT