💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Associate Rick]

The lack of Drex throughout all this was surprising to me. Unless I missed him popping up somewhere.
Did Nick perhaps replace just him with Aaron? Only to lose both in the end?

His hearing is so acute he could hear the police sirens coming from months away.

 

[john marston]

The lack of Drex throughout all this was surprising to me. Unless I missed him popping up somewhere.
Did Nick perhaps replace just him with Aaron? Only to lose both in the end?

Drex cut off contact when all the legal shit went down. You can come to you own conclusion about why.

 

[Windy Moors]

Show of hands, who thinks it's actually Juju's baby? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Is that why Sean is leaving the show, did he knock up 80's girl?

 

[Chazzed Up]

Is that why Sean is leaving the show, did he knock up 80's girl?

Plot twist: it's actually Chrischan's.

 

[Captain Manning]

Drex cut off contact when all the legal shit went down. You can come to you own conclusion about why.

Drex doesn't like drugs and druggies.

To his credit, he stuck to his guns on that.

Meanwhile Nick is doing the usual thing where he's assmad that Drex won't bend to whatever horseshit Nick wants to feed him.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Drex cut off contact when all the legal shit went down. You can come to you own conclusion about why.

Actually it was about a year before the arrest that Drex stopped showing up, which lines up with Nick's sharp decline. Supposedly Drex just got busy, but it seems an incredible coincidence if so.

 

[BigPeanut]

If Dax wasn't arrested for drugs yet, then he won't be in the near future. He had his chance to self-immolate like Rackets did and suprisingly he doesn't mix work with getting high.

You seriously have to be a retarded dumb gay bitch like Nick go get caught like that.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

I hadn't considered that but I suppose it would depend how effectively Aaron's been tattling It was very weird that they issued the body warrant in the first place, maybe leaning on him to give a deposition was why they did it?

It just sounds far-fetched to me.

I am not really into calling it tattling, people can dislike steel toe but if two guys basically went through all your private info etc... and were talking about leaking it all online to intimidate you as a witness and just embarrass you and invade your privacy you would go to the cops too. Esp when one of the guys is a 400 LB hunchback creep to talks about PDFiling your daughter

 

[Captain Manning]

Actually it was about a year before the arrest that Drex stopped showing up, which lines up with Nick's sharp decline. Supposedly Drex just got busy, but it seems an incredible coincidence if so.

It's not a coincidence at all.

Like I said, despite all the shit Drex gets, he does feel degeneracy has its limits, and dope is one of them. He's been clear about that for years.

There was a story making the rounds that he and Yellowflash were going to try and stage an intervention, but they couldn't do it before Nick got arrested.

And Nick is adamant he doesn't need help, even now, so it probably wouldn't have worked anyways. Nick doesn't want help. He wants enablers. You aren't any use to him otherwise.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Wasn’t there a possibility he got investigated for witness intimidation against Aaron? Maybe there was something to that and he’s agreed to give evidence about it.

I think a few days before melton started to spill the beans Ralph doxed steel toe so yeah he could def be ratting out melton and nick to get a plea .

 

[hunchbacksrus]

holy shit, she has the same hairline as Aaron
Also, any excuse to crosspost this masterpiece from the Aaron thread (Thanks @HONKY DESTROYER )

scruffy.mp4

remember count floyd (Joe Flaherty RIP) from SCTV it looks like that

 

[Captain Manning]

I woke up this morning, and I'm still chuckling over it...

<Ralph gets in trouble with the state of MN>
Awww sucks. I'm sorry. I'll take what you're graciously (his exact word) offering me as a plea deal.

<Nick gets in trouble with the state of MN>
I AM THE LORD REKIETA! HOW DARE YOU!

I feel almost like Nick might be dumber and full of more impotent rage than Ralph at this point.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I feel almost like Nick might be dumber and full of more impotent rage than Ralph at this point.

Ralph puts on a big show but ultimately remembers he's worthless. Nick fully buys his own bullshit.

Nick feels no shame, Ralph sometimes feels shame.
Well, Nick feels shame when it comes to being a parent... but not enough to avoid being a shitty parent. Just enough to try and control the narrative...

 

[Captain Manning]

It's official.

@Useful_Mistake posted the official deets of Ralph's plea deal here.

- 1 year unsupervised probation.
- 90 day jail sentence (it's all suspended though for up to 1 year).
- $500 fine.
- $89 court surcharge.
- Warrant will be quashed.



All of that shit so that he could get a photo with three degenerate crackheads. Was it worth it doing Nick and Juju's bidding, Ralph?

SMH.

Oh, also... ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!

 

[Oxyjen]

I think a few days before melton started to spill the beans Ralph doxed steel toe so yeah he could def be ratting out melton and nick to get a plea .

I like it. And that could be a crime commissioned in Kandiyohi County, if Nick DM’d Aaron’s address to Ralph for that purpose.
Would that info be worth knocking his contempt of court charge down to not be a nationwide arrest grade offence? Does it work remotely like that?

Edit: breaking news while I was typing this : “Warrant will be quashed” - so that is indeed what they’ve given him. Was it in return for something like the above or did they just take pity on him after his pleading letter?

I just want there to be ratting

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's official.

@Useful_Mistake posted the official deets of Ralph's plea deal here.

- 1 year unsupervised probation.
- 90 day jail sentence (it's all suspended though for up to 1 year).
- $500 fine.
- $89 court surcharge.
- Warrant will be quashed.

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All of that shit so that he could get a photo with three degenerate crackheads. Was it worth it doing Nick and Juju's bidding, Ralph?

SMH.

Oh, also... ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!

Let's break down Ralph's venture to Minnesota--

Gains:
-1 photo with some retarded losers who aren't even his friends
-a page full of chicken scratch notes nobody cares about

Losses:
-$600
-1 year probation
-1 passport
-two full days of travel time sleeping in airports
-dignity

 

[Captain Manning]

Edit: breaking news while I was typing this : “Warrant will be quashed” - so they’ve given him that. Was it in return for something like the above or did they just take pity on him after his pleading letter?

I think if there were ratting, he would have gotten a better deal. This seems almost boilerplate for the offense. @Jump watched the Killstream where Ralph talked about this, and Ralph seemed low energy. Of course they would quash the warrant after a guilty plea and sentencing. Why wouldn't they? There would be no point in having an active warrant if the plea doesn't involve incarceration.

My take on this is that Sterns County doesn't really care outside of Ralph disobeying a judge's order not to record the procedings. Sorry guys.

What remains to be seen is if he's gonna have buyer's remorse about this, and start ragepigging at Rekieta for not being his lawyer (protip Ralph: You wouldn't want that).

 

[AltisticRight]

The lack of Drex throughout all this was surprising to me. Unless I missed him popping up somewhere.
Did Nick perhaps replace just him with Aaron? Only to lose both in the end?

He lost both of his bulls.

 

[Melty Butter]

I wouldn't believe Keanu if she said the sky was blue without checking for myself. Truth always takes a back seat to trying to make herself seem relevant.

She addressed that, repeatedly, if it matters. She said she's never done anything for clicks and views regarding April.

I mostly believe her for two reasons:

1. Geno has hated Nick with a passion for some time. On that stream, he (once again) yells from offscreen a bunch of stuff about what a drugged-out disgusting slimeball Nick is.
2. The "I did everything for a specific reason" statement suggests to me that she was trying to publicly smoke out Nick about controlling April. Keanu was pretty successful if that was the goal. For at least 3-4 days, the conversation here, on Twitter, and in many streams focused on Nick's efforts to isolate her. It's now the going assumption in the public discourse.

Ironically, Keanu could be a useful idiot for Aaron's goals. It sounds like they conspired for her to go public. If so, fine. The more Nick's smarmy behavior can be publicized the better.

Separately, April's lawyer seemed competent in the Zoom hearing. I hope that she's getting the best advice. There's an easy solution to resolving her charges.
....

A correction. This person's comment on April's recent IG has reemerged. (IG can be strange about what comments show up. It may have been my mistake.)

 

[drsb]

Let's break down Ralph's venture to Minnesota--

Gains:
-1 photo with some retarded losers who aren't even his friends
-a page full of chicken scratch notes nobody cares about

Losses:
-$600
-1 year probation
-1 passport
-two full days of travel time sleeping in airports
-dignity

I don't think he has any dignity, so no big loss there!!!!