💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[DemsBNutz]

KC is doing a Thanksgiving show tomorrow, apparently.

I would not waste my time.. Better spent on MST3K turkyday marathon.... https://www.pastemagazine.com/tv/ms...w-future-season-14-crowdfunding-shout-factory

 

[Edward Teach]

Today is day 100....100 days on the market and no one wants the balldo house of horrors! I am convinced he has received lower offers but not taken them as he would no longer have a place to store the crack whore.


https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-map

 

[Captain Manning]

April is on X pretending she's moving out of the whore shed. Hello fellow renters!
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Does Nick's neighborhood even have an HOA?

That's usually for tract homes in more urban or suburban areas. Not detached homes in the boonies.

 

[Edward Teach]

Does Nick's neighborhood even have an HOA?

That's usually for tract homes in more urban or suburban areas. Not detached homes in the boonies.

Not according to the house of horrors.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Does Nick's neighborhood even have an HOA?

That's usually for tract homes in more urban or suburban areas. Not detached homes in the boonies.

No, he would have bitched about his HOA already if he had one.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Today is day 100....100 days on the market and no one wants the balldo house of horrors! I am convinced he has received lower offers but not taken them as he would no longer have a place to store the crack whore.


https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-map

Null should buy it

 

[LiquidKid]

Today is day 100....100 days on the market and no one wants the balldo house of horrors! I am convinced he has received lower offers but not taken them as he would no longer have a place to store the crack whore.


https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-map

I think the shower really goes a long way in making people not want it, that and the isolated location. Who the fuck wants to pay that high of land prices in the middle of nowhere Minnesota? At most he has a $200k house on his hands. I don’t care what “estimates” say, no one in their right mind would pay way he’s asking

 

[Sharpeteer]

Today is day 100....100 days on the market and no one wants the balldo house of horrors! I am convinced he has received lower offers but not taken them as he would no longer have a place to store the crack whore.


https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-map

Well hopefully those offers aren't a penny more than 350K. I remember Googling that address, and on the first page was the KF post indicating that Aaron offered 350K for it.

Unfortunately that result doesn't show up anymore, but on page 3 there's this:


That's funny.

More specifically her problem is that the only thing she has to feel proud about is that she stole Nick Rekieta from Our Wife. It is the key to the absurdity of her situation.

You know what? I don't want our wife anymore. She smells like meth, is always asleep, and looks like death.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I think the shower really goes a long way in making people not want it, that and the isolated location. Who the fuck wants to pay that high of land prices in the middle of nowhere Minnesota? At most he has a $200k house on his hands. I don’t care what “estimates” say, no one in their right mind would pay way he’s asking

Between the photos of the shower and the photo of an obviously broken, surprisingly good softener system nobody is going to buy that without a major discount for gutting and redoing the entire water system before anyone moves in

 

[Pelican Bones]

Null should tell Nick he'll give him $300 for the house so he can use it to pay off what he owes Monty.

 

[KriegsZensur]

Null should tell Nick he'll give him $300 for the house so he can use it to pay off what he owes Monty.

Start a GiveSendGo for Null to buy the house.
See if he’d want to live in Bumfucknowhere, Minnesota if it was offered to him for free.

 

[LiquidKid]

Null should tell Nick he'll give him $300 for the house so he can use it to pay off what he owes Monty.

Part of me wants the court to force Nick to give it to montegraph when he loses the defamation case

 

[not william stenchever]

Part of me wants the court to force Nick to give it to montegraph when he loses the defamation case

And the Mustang. You need a Montymobile to go with the Monty Cave.

 

[DickMain]

What is the local cheese selection situation, if you don't mind me asking?

We grow kraft singles by the bush

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

April is on X pretending she's moving out of the whore shed. Hello fellow renters!
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"I like keeping a clean house!"

 

[Pelican Bones]

Part of me wants the court to force Nick to give it to montegraph when he loses the defamation case

The Normies: "I wonder why Nick is selling the house."

Avg Locals User: "Nick is broke and has to sell the house to pay for his criminal trial."

Lvl 37 Kiwi Farms Balldomancers (Ascended): "Nick is divesting assets to limit his financial exposure before the hammer comes down in the Montegraph Montagraph case."

Edit: sorry AnOminous

 

[LiquidKid]

And the Mustang. You need a Montymobile to go with the Monty Cave.

I mean, the ideal dream world was Nick going to prison for a decade minimum and then Monty getting all of his assets, leaving Nick with absolutely nothing. Technically not impossible still, but less likely than before, and it was never very likely

 

[Windy Moors]

Today is day 100....100 days on the market and no one wants the balldo house of horrors! I am convinced he has received lower offers but not taken them as he would no longer have a place to store the crack whore.

I'll buy it, but he must agree to my terms that he is 1) never allowed to visit and 2) he must release the bodycam footage. (Just joking, I would never buy that shit hole, April has spent far too long there and her stench will have seeped into the walls by now.)

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Alex Stein just keeps talking about Rekieta lore on fishtank
https://youtube.com/watch?v=06Yc3CBWReY

I love that he keeps plugging Aaron's stupid podcast. One of the biggest copes from the balldowashers is that Aaron sucks and is a loser so Nick is actually cool, when the opposite is true. What's actually funny is that Aaron is a gay retard that keeps winning because Nick is gayer and even more retarded. He truly sees the beauty of the whole scenario.

 

[Vibralldo]

Unsubstantiated rumor:

Breaking balldo news claims Nick delayed the deal because while it'd drop the neglect charge, it'd force Nick to submit to a no contact order with April and he is considering if that's worth it or not

He also claims there's "leaks" that blood testing was done that confirms that his daughter was exposed to cocaine. These leaks may or may not have come from Melton.