2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

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As long as none of those 218 are snakes in the grass that is.

New narrative: Musk used Starlink to rig the election!

https://abc30.com/post/tulare-county-sees-larger-voter-turnout-during-2024-presidential-election/15519472/

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(Starlink was not used to count votes, actually)

This was the EXACT same cope they used in 2012 to explain their midterm loss. "Karl Rove redirected the Ohio voting machines to a privately ran GOP server!"

They weaponize projection. They'll do what they accuse you of, because they consider it to be "fair" to do what they think you're doing.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

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https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1855762599574704305

Thune voted for Cornyn? That's.....weird

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Left-leaning MSM still seems shocked that Latinos voted Trump -- despite "harsh anti-immigration rhetoric" (SJWs still seem to think unrestricted mass immigration is good).

 

[Executive Petrel]

What If orange man dies from long COVID heart failure tomorrow?

 

[Bogliacci]

Alaska is basically a shoe in, if it's not red it's major fraud

Alaska is not a shoe in, Alaska has ranked choice which has fucked the republicans out of seats in the past.

 

[invisibult plus+]

What If orange man dies from long COVID heart failure tomorrow?

If he died legitimately, Vance will pick up the reins with who-knows as VP after a chaotic "did it real?" period. If it's two gunshots to the back of the head? The whole world will become a survival mode Minecraft server.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

What If orange man dies from long COVID heart failure tomorrow?

What if the deep state unleashes Covid-20 and it‘s like airborne and turns your penis inside out if you didn‘t get the vax and then your wife reveals she’s been a troon all along and your kids were actually niggers in disguise?

 

[Screamer_2]

I support Biden resigning to make Kamala the first female President. It would be perfect for that honor to go to a woman who has never earned anything in her life and failed upwards every step of the way. It's the perfect metaphor for our time and the entire DEI movement. History would reflect exactly what it is and therefore should happen.

That is the retarded stuff that would be amusing, but what about Trump's 45th and 47th merch!

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

That is the retarded stuff that would be amusing, but what about Trump's 45th and 47th merch!

Well, then he would be the first president with reeaaaaaally non consecutive terms?

 

[spiritofamermaid]

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https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1855762599574704305

Wtf my Senator, I thought you were based

 

[Shovelbird]

alright which one of you fuckers did this

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Can someone please tell me where the hell my coworkers have gotten the idea that they're going to be sent to camps because they're gay?

I swear if the Feds get some dei bullshit going so the gays get into the FEMA camps that I'VE been waiting for since the fucking CLINTON administration!

 

[Sekirodiealot]

What are the chances of the sentencing taking place or even getting dropped along with all 34 felony charges?

 

[celebrityskin]

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Your daily reminder that the American left is racist and sexist.

Liberals love the "I understood the assignment" line because it combines their two favourite things - speaking like black women and doing as they're told

 

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Hey look, they're preparing to screw over Trump and slow walk him until they can lose with dignity in 2026. This is my surprised face.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Please enjoy this ‘CCIE engineer’ explaining how Starlink rigged the election using Linux ip4 ipv6 that is getting attention
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why are her eyebrows like that though?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

You really want to know why xQc bet on Harris? Destiny said she was the favorite.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=23PRO9RoDCE:99So yes, it’s because xQc is a retard.

This made me realise Elon has the biggist news, military, space and cars and all 3 branches.

About the only thing he does not have a hand in is banks and shopping…but he did years ago.

He controls everything

Lol

 

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https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1855762599574704305

Bro

Shit like this makes me sympathize with the accelerationists.

Politicians are unredeemable scum.

 

[George Lucas]

alright which one of you fuckers did this

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All right what’s the story? What does she do for a living? What retarded thing did she do to announce that she’s a shitlib deserving of this type of mockery?

 

[WelperHelper99]

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https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1855762599574704305

Mike Lee voted for Scott/will be, so Utah gets to keep its based card.