2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[H A G]

Did Trump ever clarify what that little secret he had with Mike Johnson (might've been someone else) at MSG was?

 

[autistic dog]

Choo choo Trump Train motherfuckers. What glorious news to wake up to this morning, and the endless seethe online from redditors and troons is icing on the cake.

So, fellas, what are you guys wearing to the Trump Death Squad recruitment camp? Do you think a shirt that says "I hate fags" would be too on the nose?

Tightly whiteies and a kekestan flag as a cape.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Aged like fine wine.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

So Aurora, Co is just retarded then. Maybe they deserve the Venezuelans.

 

[WitchyBitchy]

Damn I thought the guy leaning into the mic was going to say "Sorry she's not coming out"

 

[John Badman]

Do you think Kamala blew Dark Brandon?

 

[Liquid Merlon]

White Harris just came up to the stage. I guess real Harris is too drunk to make an appearance.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Where TF is Harris…

Drunk and complaining backstage that she doesn't want to go out.
It clear they're trying to kill time at this point and she's stalling.

 

[indomitable snowman]

So did those extra 20 million Biden voters ever show up this time around? It is a bit weird for them to so passionately vote for Biden to stop trump, only for them to not show up at all to stop him again.

His key demographic, the dead, did not show up since he got shafted and stripped of the nomination. They didn't feel represented by fully living candidates.

 

[autistic dog]

Did Trump ever clarify what that little secret he had with Mike Johnson (might've been someone else) at MSG was?

Diana Moon Glampers told us it's that 15 democrats in the house are going to flip and give Trump the majority to keep their seniority and appointments. But only if Trump wins.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

This fucking guy on the phone, I'm almost certain it goes like this:

"Where the fuck is she?"
"Nobody knows, we can only find vodka and rum bottles, but no trace of her"

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Sleep
655 -> 779

Welp. Highlights time I guess.

 

[Exterminatus]

Did Trump ever clarify what that little secret he had with Mike Johnson (might've been someone else) at MSG was?

From what I remember hearing, it's been alleged that some of the Democrats that were up for House seats last night (possible some already holding seats) were going to become Republicans if Trump won to make sure he has control of the House

 

[Ensok]

I hope Trump brings Michael Shellenberger into his administration in some way.

 

[Necrosan]

KEK SHE WALKED OUT DID A 360° AND WALKED AWAY
(Not Kamala, just some woman with a folder)
MEMES ARE REAL

 

[UnfinishedChapstick]

WHO PICKED THIS MUSIC LMFAO

 

[Vapor Sauce]

These music choices sure are something.

 

[David Brown]

She's not coming out is she? They'll say she tested positive for covid and send everyone home (no refunds)

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

LOL THEY THOUGHT IT WAS HER, 16 MINUTES LATE

 

[ENDTOPII]

Yeah so are we going to blame her lateness on her being black, or being drunk, or being a woman, or being a drunk because she's black, etc etc

what -ism or -phobia are we going with

Spoiler: You know which one....

> all of them