I would just like to say that I'm very happy to have my negative predictions that the vote was going to be stolen proven wrong, and that I'm very satisfied with Wisconsin at long last calling their state for Trump.
But I would also like to make known an observation I've made. All these people threatening suicide right now aren't doing it because they had such a bright and promising future ahead of them that was just snuffed out overnight like a candle. These people did not just have their every day Halcyon reality shattered into a Mad Max hellscape by Donald winning the election, these are people who were subsisting on the status quo with no ambition or pathway to real success, they are willful failures who are taking Trump's victory as a license to end it all. I'm sure some of them are even intentionally weaponizing their suicides to prove a political point, like all those people who self-immolated with gasoline.
And 96% of them aren't going to do it, either, just like how nobody moved to Canada in 2016 either.