Good morning to all Kiwis, but especially my brothers from US Politics General. I went to bed just before midnight EST not knowing what would happen, but confident that Trump would win. VA was still showing red and PA was showing red as well. WI was red and even MN was coming in positive for Trump. When I woke up this morning, I was nervous to check my phone and I was inundated with texts from friends that Trump won.
I'm honestly surprised they called it last night. I expected this to go into today, but it did not. It was
TOO BIG TO RIG!
Trump is president, JD Vance's political future is secured,
and Donald Trump won the popular vote. I was extremely nervous about that last bit, but now the globohomo Marxist nigger faggot tranny police have no recourse other than to cry about Russia, blame men, and/or simply cry.
God bless the USA, thank God for this favorable outcome, and a big thanks to all the Kiwis who voted for Trump. I feel like a serious weight has left my shoulders knowing that Biden is out and that Harris is getting a pink slip. I wager that, soon, she will get her own lolcow thread for her post-election shenanigans.
Kudos to
@spiritofamermaid for holding up her bet. To
@StarkRavingMad: I really thought Trump would flip VA and was ready to honor the bet, but it seems I am off the hook.
Also, I got another profile hate message this morning after Trump won. Cope and seethe, Harrisister!