2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

If you're in GB; I send my condolences

If I was in GB I'd have probably killed myself by now.

 

[Ace888Ace]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

libertarian

If I ever ran for president, I don't think I'd ever want to run as a third party candidate.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Honestly I'm just waiting to see a house sweep so this is utter and complete donald victory. (6 "safe" rep seats are left, so only 9 contentious seats need to be won for total dem death)

 

[Broadside]

I'm glad Trump won and all, but I gotta admit I'm pretty bummed to know that most of these trannys screaming suicide are bullshit posers who won't deliver.

Send them encouragement

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

The amount of "I'm not American, but blah blah blah" posts I've been seeing is just obnoxious. I'm so tired of smug Canadians and Western Europeans.

Don't worry, we hate them even more than you do.

 

[parsnip]

Has anyone put clips of people freaking out in a thread of its own?

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

I don't like the shitty gender war that has sparked on both sides, about 45% of women voted red you know, it feels like the only voices I'm hearing are from the abortion hardliners.

its being egged on by them by and large, they are spreading the false narrative that Abortions are performed largely to save a womens life when its 1% of all cases,

 

[Brap God]

QUESTION:

What does everyone here think about the theory that Biden will resign so that Harris can be the first female President for like five minutes?

Would be hilarious if the decade long coveted title of "First Female President" of the democrats ends up being given as a pity prize, rather than earned.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

I don't like the shitty gender war that has sparked on both sides, about 45% of women voted red you know, it feels like the only voices I'm hearing are from the abortion hardliners.

The liberal hardliners are unfortunately the loudest voices in the room. But a lot of women broke for Trump. It makes it really frustrating to see constant gender war bait bullshit in other corners of the Internet. Questionable gender war framing is imo one of the numerous reasons Kamala lost.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

It all came downstream from the disastrous debate performance.
If the DNC machine had accepted neither were going to cut it and let Biden drop out a year early, with time to run a masquerade of a "primary" and pick a better duo with an actual popular mandate, it could have gone differently. Kamala is too unpopular even to astroturf.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

If I ever ran for president, I don't think I'd ever want to run as a third party candidate.

To be fair their party did recommend people vote for Trump, but some idiots ran anyways because they were upset at Mises Caucus

 

[Vect]

Silly goose, Trump is Agent 47.

...

HOLY SHIT

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Congo’s president congratulates Trump for ‘his great victory’

https://apnews.com/live/trump-harris-election-updates-11-5-2024#00000193-0163-df8c-a7fb-7d6bfbd90000

By MONIKA PRONCZUK

President Félix Tshisekedi of Congo, the most populous Francophone country in the world, added in a post on the social platform X that he was ready to deepen the strategic partnership between Congo and the United States, which “already maintain good, friendly relations and cooperation.”

During his first term in the White House, Trump displayed a dismissive attitude towards Africa, epitomized by his infamous derogatory remarks on why the United States should accept more immigrants from “shithole countries” in Africa.

Associated Press is publishing a lot of the foreign reactions, all of them seeming positive or at least cautiously positive so far.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

No. Hopefully Biden sticks around like the stink of vomit and forces her to certify her own defeat.

If she doesn't want to she can always resign in disgrace.

Biden is a 1 term pres, 2 term VP, 30 years in the senate he is electorally one of America's most successful politicians ever. They forced him out, this is what they get as he may see it.

He's probably fiendishly tongue-fucking an ice cream cone right now and laughing as someone narrates Reddit suicide posts to him.

 

[Necrosan]

I'm glad Trump won and all, but I gotta admit I'm pretty bummed to know that most of these trannys screaming suicide are bullshit posers who won't deliver.

It's actually worse, they'll have to wake up and keep living.

 

[ExFoedere]

do i even want to know what a betta is?

betta fish, popular pet in South East Asia
kids battle their pet fishes against each other in gambling matches akin to cockfights.

 

[VarietyKnight]

If you want to see some very sad pathetic people right now threads is pretty good for that, it has to be the most entertaining that retarded ass communist authoritarian platform has ever been.

 

[Broadside]

Has anyone put clips of people freaking out in a thread of its own?

We need one tbh

 

[Alkor]

From a humble fry cook to President of the United States! Truly the American Dream is alive and well.