2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Caddo Cobgang]

I'm literally shaking...with glee. Suck it commies!

they are truly coping and seething, the amount of anger ive seen on twitter makes 2016 look like a fucking joke lmao

 

[Dr J]

Great argument against Democracy - dumbasses will vote for anything

60 million+ of them voted for Kamala Fucking Harris

 

[ToroidalBoat]

As far as the house goes, here's the current status:

Reminds me of when the Republicans gained control of Congress (or was it just Senate or House?), back when Bush Jr. was re-elected. Though politics then were less divisive.

 

[Vect]

Hamil

Ah, yes. To quote Progressives' onlyfavorite film, "They win by making you think you're alone. But there are more of us than there are of them."

"Gays - Turn Out for Trump "would have been one hell of a campaign message
"story"

Eh...

Spoiler: Slightly NSFW

I think we're better off not getting involved.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Mossad or CIA, call it

JFK gave lots of people reason to hate him. The family got big as rum runners during prohibition only for JFK to turn on the mob. He was very against Israel getting nukes and pushed for UN inspections at Dimona. He wasn't a fan of the three letter agencies. There's the whole business with the Federal Reserve...

 

[snort beg snort]

trannys in shambles

 

[Bukke Bruse]

LMAO Reddit is having a meltdown


"Currently tying a noose, I am a trans person"

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Bros may be tired today but are you Special Counsel Jack Smith© sort of tired today?

 

[There She Glows]

I absolutely have to go to bed but Something Awful is fertile ground if anybody has an old account they can dust off to go mining

 

[Hubelublub]

Thrilled with this result. The GOP and the Democrats have been keeping out good leaders for far too long.

Now people like Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr will have access to the highest elements of US politics, can learn the ropes and get some experience and connections, and maybe be very capable candidates for the 2028 race.

Rate me all the rainbows you want, this is a great result for populism and for the future of America. Pelosi and the Cheneys and the Clintons can all go get fucked.

 

[barrow greeter]

Serbia up there, good choice Null!
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"Europe wants Kamala Harris"

Oh! Well that's too bad then!

 

[Dr J]

they are truly coping and seething, the amount of anger ive seen on twitter makes 2016 look like a fucking joke lmao

I dunno, aside from the cope from the media who refuse to admit he's fucking won, it seems to me like a more muted sort of anger

 

[FILTH Tourist]

As far as the house goes, here's the current status:
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Guaranteed 205 for the GOP right now.




My calls for the dems
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(Nev 3 is a tossup by 2500 votes)

Right now, dems only have a secure position for 185 seats.

All Star VP? Check
Dream Team Cabinet? Check
Electoral Votes? Check
Popular Votes? Check
Republican Senate? Check
Republican House? Pending...

Things are looking good right now

 

[mlanguishi]

Great trending...

 

[LiquidKid]

These idiots think Harris lost because she wasn't left-wing enough despite being the most left-wing senator in California
Just delusional people who think prison abolition, decriminalization of shop lifting, and fracking bans are popular. Dumbasses in general really.

It’s sort of a curse. No Democrat president has ever come from California. We’ve only ever produced republican presidents

 

[Necrosan]

LMAO Reddit is having a meltdown
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"Currently tying a noose, I am a trans person"
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"Currently tying a noose but let me gather some updoots for the afterlife before I go".

 

[Betonhaus]

Also trump mentioned that some Dems are willing to switch sides if he wins. If that is true, then Dems completely blown the fuck out of the senate.

Could this mean that today we'll have a lot of announcements of Dems crossing the aisle? Or will they wait until January?

 

[Dr J]

Bros may be tired today but are you Special Counsel Jack Smith© sort of tired today?

Would not be the least bit surprised if Jack Smith flees the country

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

LMAO Reddit is having a meltdown
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0:10

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Now that the results are in, I’d just like to announce that this was the most secure election in the history of the world. I’ll soon be publishing an article called:

The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2024 Election​

…to explain how I secured it.