2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Allanon]

Low key is it possible for Trump to have Biden executed for treason? Because that's the only thing that could make this any sweeter.

Thanks to Obama, if Trump were to somehow label Biden as a terrorist he could have Biden killed. But he won't. Obviously.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

So what happens with the DNC now? I imagine it's back to cockblocking Trump at every occasion but in the next few months there's going to be some questions over how they botched literally everything.

People will get lit the fuck up, whichever retard's idea it was to push Kamala will probably get suicided, and they're going to seethe super fucking hard, because a ton of their arguments (like the popular vote argument) are going to become moot points because of Trump's clean sweep.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I TOLD YOU TO NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN!

It wasn't too long ago when Bazz went knives out on one of Virginia's finest. Doubtful that sort of black comedy would show up with Tomlinson but whatever.

 

[The Cunting Death]

generation zyklon is in effect.

 

[30+GameOvers]

When I was coming back home, I've seen an older man in a black MAGA hat. There were a few people with Trump hats and the like, having a little party, but it just so happened that our eyes met when I was walking past them. I don't wear political clothing, but somehow, we both knew, you could tell from his eyes and the way his mouth moved a little that everything was going to be okay. I just gave a polite nod, there was no need for words. I think this might be the first time in years that a lot of people actually feel proud to be an American and have any solidarity with one another.

Now then, what's the juiciest bit of salt so far? Has female Jeb! come out of her room to make a concession speech yet?

 

[Turtles McDougal]

Low key is it possible for Trump to have Biden executed for treason? Because that's the only thing that could make this any sweeter.

I wouldn't think so, Biden is Trump's inside man.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Even worse than Hillary's Pokemon gamble.

Pokemon Go to the polls... and vote Trump?

 

[you_equipped_socks]

Alan Lichtman is a fucking fraud, I bet he will try to spin it in some way to confirm his guess.

 

[0713]

Why are all these ladies on Fox News so fucking cute?
Do they have a rule against hiring ugly women, or something?

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Low key is it possible for Trump to have Biden executed for treason? Because that's the only thing that could make this any sweeter.

m'eh, he has a few months , maybe a few years left anyway, and he did contribute bigly to this night victory. let him sleep on delaware beaches

 

[Alter Ego]

Looks like CNN finally cut off their free stream while still refusing to call it.

MSNBC is still going.

 

[Vecr]

Looking closer, it's not in effect as they haven't had enough states sign on to it. I had my hopes up for a second of the pure salt it would create.

It's been proposed in many states quite recently, but I think it's intentionally kept under the threshold. It doesn't have enough support (I don't support it, makes the overall election more vulnerable to rogue states/states that won't secure their elections), but being near the threshold makes a potential future about-face really quick.

 

[GlupShitto]

He said on Rogan he wouldnt

Damn, he's a better man than me

 

[Tumbo II]

I can officially say I've born witness to one of the most historic elections not just in the US but arguably the world and that's honestly pretty cool if you ask me.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Gee, it's as if a last-minute replacement for a senile politician that is basically a faceless corpo drone was a good idea, regardless of how one views Trump. Lel.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

CNN: Misery, fearmongering, guilt, grievance, horrorshow
MSNBC: more of the same
Fox: unbiased coverage, positive, uplifting
I know Fox is controlled opposition at this point, but come the fuck on

 

[Drain Todger]

LMAO

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/posteritys-sake-in-sour-news-wake-a-poem-regarding-the-2024-election.1196567/

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I see SpaceBattles have begun the mourning process already.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

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Reminds me of a incel post that actually made me laugh about all these LEGS SHUT threats out of women at large as long as tinder and "dating" markets exist.
>We're used to it, you're not. Good luck!

 

[barrow greeter]

Thanks to Obama, if Trump were to somehow label Biden as a terrorist he could have Biden killed. But he won't. Obviously.

yeah, THANKS OBAMA!

 

[cantankerous jackalope]

I'll be honest, I feel kind of bad for the people who have legitimately taken their own lives. Clearly the motherfuckers had issues and never got the help they desperately needed. Even if it is really dumb to kill yourself over Emperor Dolan, I still feel bad.

If it makes you feel any better I really doubt that anyone who claims that they will off themselves as a result of a presidential election have much of a follow through