2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Clotso Coof]

Dear journos, you know what to do now. Find the nearest tall parking garage and do a fucking triple backflip off the top.

 

[TheCrushinator]

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Did Harris perform anywhere better then Biden did?

No. She collapsed everywhere. Which is why Trump is gonna win the popular vote most likely.

 

[Seedling]

Would be hilarious if Biden congratulates Trump before Kamala does.

oh god i hope he does, just the final FUCK YOU to Kamala and the rest of the Dems that supported the coup

 

[Crooked 16th]

CNN still won't call it LOL

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

LMAO, they called fucking Hawaii before fucking Alaska to avoid calling the election for Trump.

The cope is delicious.

clearly they're busy "fortifying" the WI and MI vote tallies

 

[Vince McMahon]

I hope you guys remember though, not to become retarded and temper your expectations with his term. Remember how he became Zion Don at some point?

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

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The motherfucker praised socialism. The people supporting him praised fucking Lenin unironically. Faggots all of them. Fuck them all.

 

[Preacher ✝]

The cope levels are off the charts.

 

[Kane Lives]

I can see Alito doing it so there isn't a repeat of RBG, but I see Thomas burning with the negro rage of a thousand suns and won't step down until all the people who tried to cuck him out of the SCOTUS seat are dead.

Who even would replace the two? I haven't heard a peep about potential replacements.

 

[Total Annihilation]

Holy shit.

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I'm proud of my state; now let us flip it next time!

 

[mlanguishi]

Would be hilarious if Biden congratulates Trump before Kamala does.

If I ever hear the word 'kamala' again I know I'll be in hell. Good riddance bitch, forever.

 

[D_Tractor]

It's afraid.

https://www.newsweek.com/mark-cuban-congratulates-donald-trump-elon-musk-us-presidential-election-1981091

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Elon said it himself, we are the media now.

Fuck off.

Extra amusement, "gaming on linux" is an incredibly null point after steam made proton make 90% of shit work ANYWAY.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

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https://x.com/gamingonlinux/status/1854075315431039045

Elon said it himself, we are the media now.

Fuck off.

I know this guy, he has a history of being an annoying faggot in the linux community. this is what this guy looks like btw

Liam Dawe from wales lmao

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Are we gonna see lefty J6 now? I don't see them accepting this complete and utter buttfucking quietly.

expect J6 x3 with all the Ferguson-style riots about to happen this morning, time for some Modern Warfare shit as ive said earlier, police maybe even the military will be deployed to stop them

 

[Allanon]

Kamala said she was gonna react to the results next day, so AP is probably waiting for her

how annoying. I just want to be able to say we didn't get the ballot dumps this time. I'm sure they're trying their best to get some together, though.

 

[Positron]

Did Harris perform anywhere better then Biden did?

Yes, on the dicks of certain politicians.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Honestly why the fuck won't they just call Alaska already and give him the 270 lmao. It literally never goes Democratic, it's like 70% Republican every election.

 

[Breadbassket]

It's afraid.

https://www.newsweek.com/mark-cuban-congratulates-donald-trump-elon-musk-us-presidential-election-1981091

Apparently he owned a condo or something on one of Trump's property so all of his critique was probably half-hearted from the start. Good chance he was merely an opportunist looking to suck up to Harris in the event she somehow won.