2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[AltisticRight]

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Will she keep her word

Please don't.

At least you didn't tag him, but he promised to stay out of here tonight if we promised to leave him the fuck alone... I still don't believe that we won yet.. But there's no reason to be a dick. Do better.

Edit: Sorry, I meant *can't* believe, not *don't* believe... I've been drinking tonight. The rest of the sentiment is the same though.

People who want to tag him into every dumb gay political shit are worse than he is.

 

[L33t Hax0r]

A New Hope - Trump wins in 2016.
The Empire Strikes Back - Biden wins with a little help from his friends in 2020.
Return of the Jedi - TRUMP BEATS THE SYSTEM AGAIN in 2024!

Holy faucing shit. So true, it's JUST like muh star wars. I've started doing the science dance out of joy.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

Legit crying happy tears y'all.

Proud to be a part of history here. Proud that I can tell my children and grandchildren about this.

Also proud to be shitposting with you all over these past handful of months.

I also have ovaries and am doing the same thing

 

[beautiful person]

Can the Democrat party just disband after this? How did they screw up this bad!

They're going to do exactly what they did after the 2016 election and learn absolutely nothing at all. They'll blame bigotry, low education, misinformation, third-party candidates, the fucking Russians. They'll never recognize themselves as out of touch, and instead keep saying, "no, it's the children who are wrong."

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

KAMALA TO SPEAK TOMORROW
SHE IS IN A FIT OF RAGE AND CANT SPEAK

please you fucking niggers archive this shit so i can watch it in the morning

i want to see every fucking libtard in the world seething at this, archived in a 360p/480p format

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Has this ever happened before? A serving VP having to certify their own loss? To the former president they beat no less?

God I fucking love living in interesting times.

I don't know, I just know that Kamala is going to be irate.

 

[H A G]

I had McDonald's for the first time in years because I felt good about today. I even autistically picked out menu items that would fit some of the characters of this arc. Obviously, had to have an ice cream cone for Joe.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Why has CNN not called NJ

 

[LifeAlert]

Looks like some troons and plebbitors are going to be playing Concord IRL tonight

Spoiler: troons and plebbitors playing Concord IRL

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[Local Farmer]

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https://x.com/BBCNews/status/1854035791514575208

BBC the moment Trump starts winning.

Remember when these retards were bragging about the secret cabal that secured the 2020 election

FUCK THEM

 

[Ah ha']

TRUMP WON

HOT BLONDE GF’S AND TESLAS FOR EVERYONE

SHOW ME YOUR PARTY FACE KIWIS

 

[invisibult plus+]

Reuters called PA.

 

[Barleys]

PA CALLED FINALLY IT'S OVERRRRRRRRR

 

[CEO of Gay]

Random_text.txt has a sense of humor.

@Fatpacks ! Look!


Listening to the Fox stream, they said that Kamala has said she'll make a remark tomorrow, and that's all we're gonna hear from her tonight.

Her BAC is at least 0.2%

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Alright Journos. Off to Gitmo. You lied for two months about this election just for Harris to get BTFO'd.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

RCP also called trump!

 

[WearerOfHelmets]

God is finally appeased; the corn will grow perfectly next season.​

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Fox News saying Kamala had the Van Buren curse!

 

[April Ryan]

bbc call Pennsylvania for trump

 

[George Lucas]

COME OUT ALREADY I’M SLEEPY