2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[DoomsdayElite]

TOTAL
WHORE
DEATH

and the fucking urinalists who were chiding us that the results would take days to tally.

 

[Dr J]

I really want to be able to listen to that faggot Kier Starmer when he has to phone Trump congratulating him through gritted teeth. The fucking cockroach tried to fuck him.

And Donald Trump don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs Trump

 

[The Last Stand]

Oh, what the hell, I'll accept it.




Congratulations.

 

[marvlouslie]

WE'RE SO BACK, FELLAS.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Suffah Democucks

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Man, the universe really did not want HHH to become a mod.

 

[Mikoyan]

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The black vote for Trump in Wayne county must be at an unprecedent level.

The huge Arab population is key there, but I'm sure the black swing helped.

 

[Cemetery Support]

Why won't AP fucking call it

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This is the only thing going through my head right now.

 

[Bob's Fuckass Head]

Bros, we made it. Peanut and Fred are avenged. I'm gonna get my celebratory drink on. It's been an honor.

 

[draggs]

I'm glad Trump won, but all your presidents have been male. The majority of your politicians are male. The majority of those in positions of power are male. Yet you dimwitted twunts still scapegoat women for the state of your country. There's stupid then there's "should have been euthanized at birth" kind of stupid..

we won the real war tonight

your gender war is irrelevant

 

[mandatorylurk]

Trump = Luffy
Vance = Zoro
RFK = Sanji
Joe Rogan = Usopp (coward who finally grew a spine in the last minute)
Babydog = Chopper
Anna Paulina Luna = Nami (she just looks good)
Tulsi = Robin
Elon = Franky
Barron = Brook
Bannon = Jinbe

Shinzo = Ace

 

[Kermit Jizz]

So the leftoids were telling me Trump was gonna commit TTD. When does that start?

 

[Aib Ld]

No chance of "oops, more voters"? It's safe?

 

[Relinquish]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
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HE'S NOT EVEN AMERICAN

 

[Neil McCauley]

I ain't calling shit until it's 270 everywhere. Call me late and gay but I don't care.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Why are people celebrating? AP and Reuters still have Trump at 246.

It's looking good but I'm definitely waiting for an official call.

 

[PurpleEater]

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

"My wife's 1 week old butch lesbian transgender daughter stood in her crib and spoke "Truly we live in. Nazi Germany" before kneeling before an image of Geroge Flyod and making the Wakanda forever. I was so moved, and heartbroken that I interrupted my wife's session with Jamal to apologize for my fellow white males in leading us to the worst timeline. Then everyone clapped. "