2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Burnt Effigy]

Some people don't realize how big of a win this is
This is a CLEAN SWEEP by a LARGE MARGIN.
For a president that lost the second term
And then came back
He's got the senate
And may as well get the house too

TOTAL REPUBLICAN WIN

 

[No Ma'ams Land]

been watching the TYT coverage and I swear these people are gonna cause a nationwide copium shortage, literally TDS at it's highest level in years

I'm so excited for their sufferings.

 

[BradCarter]

Now comes the hardest part yet. Trying to sleep while giddy with excitement to salt mine later. Like a kid on Christmas eve

 

[RejectedLynx]

My friends are sobbing and I have to pretend to be despondent but this is fucking hilarious.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>that moment where I’m tempted to pull a Big Smoke and order a Big Mac and fries from McDonalds just for Trump

 

[AN/ALR56]

KF crashing during the EXACT same moment Trump won is going to be my favorite moment of this year here.

 

[missnaptime]

We're so fucking back.

Genuinely needed this whitepill.

God bless America and God bless everyone in this thread!

god bless you and keep you well, everyone. may we have more pleasant days like these to enjoy soon

in true britfag fashion, i'm going to have a cup of tea to calm down lol

 

[miata]

FOUR. MORE. YEEEARS

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

TOO BIG TO FUCKING RIGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Greasy Goblin]

FOUR MORE YEARS - NO MORE QUEERS

 

[Cemetery Support]

@Fatpacks how you feeling?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I WANT ALL THE FUCKING CRYBABY DOOMERS WHO WERE PISSING AND MOANING ABOUT HOW THERE WAS NEVER GONNA BE ANOTHER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT AFTER BIDEN GOT ELECTED TO GET IN HERE AND EAT THEIR FUCKING WORDS

 

[don't not shoot the Press]

The most powerful nation on earth is not in the hands of a woman. I will now sleep soundly at night.

 

[0713]

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Got the pina coladas out! Yes, I am aware of the irony.

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

What a great day just what i needed coming home from a shit week at work, a real pick me up.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

"...Rou wonu the erection-u?"
"Yes, Mr. Abe. And it was the biggest and best election there ever was."

 

[Pattern Juggler]

The world is saved, and I won $500 on gamblor. Breddy gud.

 

[Nuns with guns]

AP in pure copium, still won't call PA and it's treating AK as a swing state.

 

[Fapcop]

THE NUMBERS ARE SURGING
THE NEIGHBORS ARE SPERGING
ORANGE MAN IS LEADING
SHITLIBS ARE SNEEDING

Most beautiful poetry I’ve ever seen.

Greatest fucking comeback ever.

They tried to bug him.
They tried to bankrupt him.
They tried to jail him.
They tried to ruin his name.
They tried to ruin his business.
They even sicd the FBI at him.

Trump kept punching back.
Trump never gave up.

And now he’s so fucking BACK!