2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Sithis]

It's nice knowing that Jimmy Buffett is probably seething in the afterlife as his song plays at a Trump victory rally

 

[Professor Donger]

vaush is literally crying

Link that shit nigger

 

[Cemetery Support]

"Here's how Kamala can still win!"

I'm not Fatpacks but
I'm still cautious. There was fuckery afoot last time. There could be fuckery afoot this time. Its not over till the fat lady sings.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[The Saltening]

i love all of you!

 

[Catboy Ranch]

WOW

This is what was seen in Texas. The super extremely high Hispanic % counties tilt heavily to Trump. They're usually located on the border with Mexico.

Trump is about to run the table I think and win every county in Texas on the border.

 

[Schwarzwald]

FOX CALLS PENNSYLVANIA FOR TRUMP!!!!

 

[Betonhaus]

as of this moment:
Arizona (11) Trump +14,000 (0.7%), 52% of votes counted
Nevada (6) Trump +37,324 (3.6%), 70% counted
Minnesota (10) Harris +86,341 (3.6%), 74% counted
Wisconsin (10) Trump +120,114 (4.1%), 89% counted
Michigan (15) Trump +244,661 (6.6%), 65% counted
Pennsylvania (19) Trump +219,139 (3.3%), 93% counted
Alaska (3) Trump Guaranteed

Trump has 246 EV called and only needs 19 to win as Alaska is expected to be a Republican landslide

 

[Liquid Merlon]

FOX JUST CALLED PA

 

[Crooked 16th]

Who will call it first I'm thinking ABC

 

[HackerX]

So the Seltzer Iowa D+3 was only off by 17%. Impressive TBH

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

270towin has called it.
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Not for me yet.

 

[Not A Bunny]

I had a fight with a coworker last week about some sculpture in DC that was just a table with the poo emoji on it and a sarcastic tribute to those who participated in January 6.

He brought it up, and when I protested that it wasn't an insurrection, he basically stuck his fingers in his ears and said he didn't want to talk about it.

All that to say: if he's not in the office today, I won't be surprised, but I'm sure he won't put me on the email for why he's out.

 

[const_char*]

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I noticed something. Every time state intervention leads to the death of an animal, the parties in charge switch
In 2016, the death of Harambe lead to a Trump victory
In 2020, the death of George Floyd lead to a Biden victory
In 2024, the death of Peanut lead to a Trump victory

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

It gives me shivers to think how much pain it must have cost for that Commie AP CEO to say go ahead and call GA.

mmmmmmmmmm moar plz!

 

[Hucklejo]

2 assassination attempts, 2 scoops and 2 terms.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

YEAH I GOT A FEELIN

THAT TONIGHT’S GONNA BE A GOOD
THAT TONIGHT’S GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Seriously. who will libs blame for this?
Mexicans, Palestine supporters or white women?

Russia.

 

[barrow greeter]

I'm not Fatpacks but
I'm still cautious. There was fuckery afoot last time. There could be fuckery afoot this time. Its not over till the fat lady sings.

No, we got this.

 

[Gorillion others]

Van Jones being a bitch as usual.