2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Florida managed to count their 10.8m votes already, but fucking PA is dragging their feet.
Quit fucking around and lock in already, we know what you fuckers are trying.

It's one fucking city, the deepest blue and always find a way to be the last ones to finish. We seriously need laws restricting results until all counties are finished. There is no other way. The risk is too high. It'll open new risks but.. it should be a little easier to manage them.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

why isn't AP calling yet?

 

[Pruto]

Votes counts stopped on all battleground states lol, the hundreds of thousand exclusively blue voting incoming, in very few hours, you ready?

 

[Ethereal Eye]

WE GOT MICHIGAN WE GOT WISCONSIN WE GOT PENNSYLVANIA SO MANY POSSIBILITIES LETS GO

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

CNN CALLED GEORGIA FOR TRUMP.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

248. Its almost a wrap.

Let's face it. It's joever.

 

[PurpleEater]

Calling it now the Amish were delivering ballots, nobody expects them.

They're very fine people. They make the best pies, the very best...

 

[The Saltening]

according to MATI PA is doing some WEIRD shit right now.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Someone remind me, did Clinton concede the night of the election in 2016 or did she wait?

I still find it funny she got ao hammered after losing that she couldn't even do the concession speech until the next day. What a sore loser.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

@Fatpacks Go eat a bag of dicks now.

 

[N I G M O D E]

White woman can't beat orange man..... let's try curry nigger woman this time, surely that's who americans wants as their leader.

 

[UCT]

Why is Hawaii Kamala's, anyway? There's no votes counted down there.

Because the citizens of Hawaii are faggots who enjoy suffering and getting raped

 

[Fart]

24 to go.
Potentially just two more states and it's over.

 

[0713]

Opened up front page. The moon is fucking gigantic lmfao.

NOT NEARLY AS BIG AS MY BONER RIGHT NOW BROTHER

 

[ForgedBlades]

Imagine getting worked by Fatpacks.

 

[Ishtar]

Just checked the guardian, about 2.5-3 million total ballots left(I think) in the swing states.

Harris needs to overcome gaps often well over 150,000 votes. This can happen, we saw it in 2020.

 

[TwistedFreak]

WE ARE FUCKING BACK BOYS. THIS IS OUR COUNTRY.

 

[Mikoyan]

Watching you spiral is glorious

Watching him not log in ever again, his trolling mission complete, will be amusing.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Update on the ambulance shift.

Some girl in a SpongeBob tshirt got (her fucking words) distressed about the election, got drunk, and crashed on the highway.

Fun stuff. She's fine. I got the refusal and told PD she smelled like liquor then heel clicked my ass off scene while PD started the sobriety test.

So fucking comfy tn.

 

[raspberry mocha]

Harry Sisson is gonna troon out next year, isn't he?