2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Diggus Bickus]

How the living fuck did the thread get 9 pages over the course of 2 minutes I just sat down

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Adam Schiff won his quest for the Senate. That corrupt motherfucker needs to be jailed for the Russia hoax.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

Democrat stooges running to Walmart for more printer ink as we speak...

If Reps haven't learned by now to have cheating as a backup plan to counter the Dem cheating then the conspiracy theorists were right again.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

NBC has moved on to the “at least we didn’t waste anyone good” stage of grief

 

[Fermented Biden]

Alex Jones is shirtless and yelling
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This is all chaotic I love it so much

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Because the Fight, is never really done!

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I've heard from a CNN report that Milwaukee will get results sometime by 2 - 4 AM Overnight. Like last election.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Ukraine bros, you okay?

 

[UCT]

Fuck you and your shitty water game, Harris can Keep Zanarkand.

Lindblum for TRUMP. THE BIGGEST AND BEST AIRSHIPS!

Sadly Midgar remains a Dem stronghold once again.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Also suspicious: votes in AZ were counted quickly at first, now there's some stalling.

 

[The Stranger]

>pulling away in MI and AZ
>holding lead in WI, PA and GA

 

[Megaton Punch]

Guys! GUYS! I heard from good sources that Metropolis, Zanarkand, Oldegard and Mega-City One are flipping red! TRUMP WON!

As a Zanarkand Abes fan, I never had any doubt. Never lost fayth.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

GEORGIA FINALLY CALLLLLLLLLEDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ITS OVER

TRUMP HAS WON

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Wakanda has been called for Trump

They understand how to build walls.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

If Tammy Baldwin AND Bob Casey loses I will CREAM MY PANTS. I'm so erect at the thought of it.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Well, im off to bed. Took a screenshot of GA, PA, WI, and MI results so far so that if there's a sudden uptick in votes, I'll know where it was at before midnight. I calculated that there's ~300k votes in GA left with 93% in. I do think Trump has GA though, i don't think anyone could pull a clean fraud at those numbers. Goodnight, can't wait to feed and/or sneed

 

[Pig Cups]

 

[invisibult plus+]

Watching Georgia (not) make a move is like pulling teeth.

HEY ASSHOLES. SHOW US HOW NOT CORRUPT YOU ARE AND DO SOMETHING!

 

[PurpleEater]

wait....

we did it.

 

[John Badman]

They’re pulling the rig right now.