2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

All my hard, pipe-hitting niggas from US Politics General represent!

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Updated Morris County, N.J. Totals

As of 6:00 PM EST

DEM 33,950
REP 55,005
UNA 43,663

Again, this is today (not EV, which Dems won by about 1k votes)...

Oh no

 

[holyhandgrenade]

The autism and retardation we have in common is so much more important than the things that divide us

American special (needs) forces checking in

 

[For The Lulz]

I will continue to monke post until moral improves

0:22

 

[Sprate Header]

No one cares to hear what that fat faggot has to say.

Yeah you're more of a Destiny kinda guy arent'cha?

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

I honestly cannot believe I forgot alcohol tbh

Bought a 6 pack and already had 2. I might have to walk to the convenience store later.

 

[Nuns with guns]

I don't like being with the plebs. I miss my echo chamber.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

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(A)

I had to watch this 10 times in utter confusion before figuring out it was PA Plautdeutsch making fun of Norddeutsch

I've seen this video about 20 times and this is the first time i've heard an explanation as to why it was made other than to mock German people.

 

[WonderWino]

A formerly practicing lawyer told me that cocaine is a suitable substitute.

Thats why its called the white liquor. But I wouldn't recommend it to null. I mean do you really want to walk in on him in a gas station bathroom sniffing coke out of a jannies underwear?

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

 

[Doma2Tuesday]

hi guys

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

It's a good thing they did, otherwise they'd miss those additional 600,000 votes for Kamala they missed the first time.

it's a pack of 30,000 ballots that they already counted once that they're recounting.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I will ensure you guys that no Russian tampering will happen tonight.

Who ever does it, it will be exiled to Vladivostok.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

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Had to make sure this wasn't Dennis. Amazing

 

[Kyangyenki]

Girlboss President coming

Let the HRT brewing begin

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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If A&N is the Moon, who are the Giants that repel it, who is the Skull Kid who summoned it, and who is Link?

 

[RandomTwitterGuy]

The funny/sad thing here is that we arent necessarily wondering who will win between Trump and Kamala.
But between Trump and the Deep State's cheatings.

"MUH DEEP STATE"!!! Stolen election blabla.

 

[Fatpacks]

trump is already on his 'this shit is rigged' train

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archive here

This is not the rhetoric of someone who is winning. WWIII is inevitable.

 

[TJT]

Hello im a friendly refugee from the US polticis thread, i come in peace and only wish to provide the locals with scrumptious authentic foreign cuisine.
Surely you wouldn't deport someone like me right?

Depends on how Indian you are.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

Hope Mr. Biden manages to stay up past his bedtime tonight to attend Trump's inauguration party.