Israel gets #Tyced. Threatens "War" with Kiwis

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...d-backing-un-vote-would-be-declaration-of-war

No not us. The real Kiwis, New Zealand to be exact. Apparently Israel is pretty pissed that the UN voted to demand Israel stop building new settlements in its occupied territory. This has rustled the PMs jimmies so much for some reason he is taking his anger out on New Zealand and recalled their ambassador over there as well as say "this basically like you declaring war on us ok dude."

 

[Null]

It's time to end the Zionist blight once and for all.

 

[Ntwadumela]

And everybody said this is the best Middle Eastern country?
EDIT: it's a joke you guys, Israel is alright

 

[Null]

And everybody said this is the best Middle Eastern country?

Oh look at the fucking Muslim taking any ol' opportunity to jump on poor Israel.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Oh look at the fucking Muslim taking any ol' opportunity to jump on poor Israel.

I actually prefer Israel over Palestine TBH but I'm neutral on the issue.
Jews are cool beans

 

[Lorento]

I actually prefer Israel over Palestine TBH but I'm neutral on the issue.
Jews are cool beans

They aren't cool beans after a while in the ovens.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

And everybody said this is the best Middle Eastern country?

Well... most of the other ones are either actively collapsing or are insults to humanity.

 

[Male Idiot]

Bad Israel. Veribad. Why not go after Al-Pajeet of Pakistan who wanted to war with you in return? Ooooh those got nukes too. But can not Jewish people withstand nukes in their glorious form?

So worry not, Israel can survive anything Pakistan throws at it!

(This is a joke)

 

[ZeCommissar]

GAS THE KIKES

RACE WAR NOW

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

What's the matter, Israel, the prime minister of Trinidad and Tobago wasn't picking up the phone?

 

[RP 520]

What is it with countries getting #tyced this week and threatening war with distant countries?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

New Zealand is an irrelevant country of cucks who produce nothing of value, fuck them

 

[Internet War Criminal]

This has rustled the PMs jimmies so much for some reason he is taking his anger out on New Zealand and recalled their ambassador over there as well as say "this basically like you declaring war on us ok dude."

Also it's not "for some reason" it's for

New Zealand was the only western nation to co-sponsor the resolution, joining Malaysia, Senegal, and Venezuela.

The Security Council passed the resolution 14-0, with the United States abstaining.

Netanyahu is furious with the decision. He has halted aid to Senegal and said "friends don't take friends to the Security Council".

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Also it's not "for some reason" it's for

New Zealand was the only western nation to co-sponsor the resolution, joining Malaysia, Senegal, and Venezuela.

The Security Council passed the resolution 14-0, with the United States abstaining.

Netanyahu is furious with the decision. He has halted aid to Senegal and said "friends don't take friends to the Security Council".

The US abstained? Usually they're full-on on the UN veto train when someone tries to tell Israel "hey stop doing that"?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

The US abstained? Usually they're full-on on the UN veto train when someone tries to tell Israel "hey stop doing that"?

Obama is a fucking nigger and Kerry a faggot snake in the grass. Now that they have nothing to lose they are going full force against Israel and America (they ordered terror databases destroyed and trying to empty Gitmo)

It's half MUH LEGAGY, half passive aggressive faggotry

 

[AnOminous]

Also it's not "for some reason" it's for

New Zealand was the only western nation to co-sponsor the resolution, joining Malaysia, Senegal, and Venezuela.

The Security Council passed the resolution 14-0, with the United States abstaining.

Netanyahu is furious with the decision. He has halted aid to Senegal and said "friends don't take friends to the Security Council".

We're the only permanent member (i.e. veto-holding) that abstained and that was the only thing that made it possible.

 

[Randall Fragg]

2016 look like it's going out with a bang.

 

[CWCchange]

SHUT IT DOWN!

 

[Internet War Criminal]

We're the only permanent member (i.e. veto-holding) that abstained and that was the only thing that made it possible.

And Netanyahu has already given tons of shit to Obama and Kerry over it and said he couldn't wait to work with Trump while Trump and the GOP are already moving to cut funding to the UN

Obama might have killed the UN for doing that petty move lol

 

[Lackadaisy]

God fucking dammit. At this rate, my precious precious Israeli-funded scholarships will disappear... along with the Israelis. :/